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Oha, in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅

github ≠ Social Media

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

So is the twitter 😅

sabreW4K3,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

!=

xoggy, in This is what being a Redditor does to your life

When you go to merge master into your feature branch but accidentally squash master in.

Flyberius, (edited ) in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Me trying to find ways around using the word “and” in the commit message.

aes, (edited )

git commit -m “directory_x:file_i.so: did x, y, and z; directory_x:file_ii.so: fixed t”

MurdoMaclachlan, in This is what being a Redditor does to your life
@MurdoMaclachlan@lemmy.world avatar

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dylanTheDeveloper, in 4 billion if statements
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

It works don’t it

mexicancartel, in 4 billion if statements

Well i hate this:

PS > .\program.exe 0

THIS:

.\

dukk, in Good luck web devs

Original Article

Basically, it’s just some cool X11 magic that uses a matrix transformation to rotate the screen.

BigBananaDealer, in Good luck web devs
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

i guess ill have to get linux then, i NEED diagonal mode

gravitas_deficiency, in Good luck web devs

Who hurt you

case_when, in 4 billion if statements

This is poetry.

My favourite part is that he uses the modulo operator in his Python script to generate the C code.

CJOtheReal, in git commit -m "hotfix"

Don’t worry, the outside window is definitely still intact.

otter,

Maybe there’s an inappropriate doodle on the window or something?

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

that would make me feel better. I might walk off a plane seeing that.

Knusper, (edited ) in Me and my new GitHub repository

I have my repos on Codeberg and one of the ‘disadvantages’ is that, well, it’s a non-profit, so I genuinely don’t want to waste their resources.
They ask you to only host open-source repos there, meaning that using it for backups of shitty personal projects, even if I would throw in an open-source license, is just out of the question for me.

And that has weirdly been a blessing in disguise. Like, if it’s not useful for humanity to see, do I really care to keep it around forever?

And I’ve had three projects now where I felt an obligation to push them over the finish line of actually making them a useful open-source project. Which had me iron out some of the usability shortcuts I took, made me learn a good amount of code quality stuff and of course, just feels good to complete.

rufus, (edited )

Well, Codeberg is a non-profit. I would say if it’s just a few kilobytes/megabytes of code, upload it and donate $10. That should be enough to store that for decades.

I sometimes look for small stuff. Boilerplate code, how other people configure stuff that isn’t well documented, niche interest stuff even if it’s not finished. Sometimes stuff like that is useful.

araozu,

That’s why I host all my shitty unfinished projects in a Gitea instance in my VPS. Now they actively cost me money and I feel (a tiny bit) more incentivized to do so something with them!

MonkderZweite, in Good luck web devs

Next is star shape.

lurch, in Password requirements are getting out of hand

Pretty unsafe, because it makes people prefer big letters, i.e. W

plistig,

That’s why my password consists exclusively out of Assyrian cuneiform letters, e.g.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/File:Assyrian_cuneiform_U12030_MesZL_293.svg

Yes, that’s one letter.

cynber, (edited ) in Me and my new GitHub repository
@cynber@lemmy.ca avatar

I was chatting with a friend, and she mentioned how she tries to at least set up a README, which includes her vision for the project and her plan for the implementation, design, and goals.

Best case scenario is that the planning helps her complete the project herself. Worst case scenario, someone else can pick up where she left off and use her considerations for the project.

I’m thinking of doing that for future projects too

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

ReadMe is always underestimated while project is building, but it can become a cornerstone if it’s setup from very beginning. Your friend is smart 👍

d_k_bo,

A Free Software License is even more important. There are many great projects out there which you can’t modify etc. because the project isn’t distributed with a license (which means “all rights reserved” in most jurisdictions).

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