programmer_humor

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Clbull, in 4 billion if statements

This is peak YandereDev.

crsu, in Good luck web devs

Hey I know that guy he liked a few of my jokes on Twitter

BastingChemina, in 4 billion if statements

I’ve lost some of my sanity reading this !

frezik, in 4 billion if statements

Those are rookie numbers. Professionals came up with the nested logic monstrosity that is the JSON-LD specification:

www.w3.org/TR/json-ld11-api/#context-processing-a

Looks through the algorithm bits in the various sections. How would you implement that? The answer is invariably by copying the highly nested statements of the spec directly into your language. Maybe there’s a better way, but you’d have to understand all that nested logic first, and you’d be exhausted at that point and just want to move on.

QuazarOmega, in Me and my new GitHub repository

Better to have tried and stopped than never to have started at all

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Exactly 💯

QuazarOmega,

Heck yeah, you always learn something after all!

imPastaSyndrome, in Good luck web devs

Ah yes why I like Linux but hate supporting it

JPJones, in Good luck web devs

I hate this.

FMEEE, in Good luck web devs

This is just pain.

BoastfulDaedra, in no.. just no

I haven’t been this pissed off since LINQ started allowing syntax switches in random-ass places.

httpjames, in no.. just no
@httpjames@sh.itjust.works avatar

Joins must be a pain in the ass with hooks

tacosplease, in The Holy Trinity of JavaScript

As a person who is coding adjacent (I work with basic SQL and VBA, once learned but never used HTML & CSS, learned some C+, some JavaScript…) I don’t fully understand most of the memes here, but it feels like I’m learning a bit through immersion like being a non-native speaker in a foreign land. It’s a fun ride.

NovaPrime, in 4 billion if statements
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

Andreas is a maniac

dylanTheDeveloper, in no.. just no
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Omg that’s terrible! Link?

mlg, in no.. just no
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

“HTTP and the Web is a totally reliable and easy to use internet protocol”

adhocfungus, in no.. just no
  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • programmer_humor@programming.dev
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #