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fraydabson, in We're not the same! (period)

Lol is it bad this is the reason I setup a self hosted gitea instead of GitHub

Socsa, in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder

This is why you just change jobs every three years.

beefsquatch, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?
@beefsquatch@programming.dev avatar

Sublime Merge, for most items in the UI it tells you the git command it will use

paul, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

do git commit -v and then just summarize the diff you have in your editor in a human readable form.

kubica, in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

I want to follow commits not tweets.

Flyberius, (edited ) in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Me trying to find ways around using the word “and” in the commit message.

aes, (edited )

git commit -m “directory_x:file_i.so: did x, y, and z; directory_x:file_ii.so: fixed t”

megaman, in isEven API

Funny as hell

nobleshift, in :q! to quit the Force
@nobleshift@lemmy.world avatar

VIM only has two modes. Constantly beeping or destroying everything.

DoucheBagMcSwag, in :q! to quit the Force

This is how I played guitar hero III on PC but upside down. I wasn’t allowed to play it back at my house so I pirated it and improvised

turbodrooler,

“No son of mine is going to play a fake guitar!” - Your dad, Robert Fripp or somebody

DoucheBagMcSwag,

No it was more of rock music being the devil or something like that. N

PhlubbaDubba, in I'll just be a quick 3h

See this is where Excel … well, excels!

Pivot tables do these data pulls pretty easy

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Please don’t tell that to any manager. They’ll misinterpret it.

PhlubbaDubba,

Nah this is one of those slick work deals, legit all you need to do is list all your entries, order a pivot table, and then you can just arrange your variables to display however you want them to, do a little format pizaz, and voila, here’s that “report” you asked for!

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Is it ironic?

besbin, in Dev rule

CEO: don’t touch that, we are moving with higher velocity thanks to it.

PunnyName, in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

Remembered*

Bill DID forget.

towerful,

Classic comments.

Code is spaghetti.
Comments describe what it used to do.
Comments are no longer relevant.

Comments should be about how/what a code block does something.
Not what a line of code does

Palacegalleryratio, in Works on my machine

You know what, this is on us. Chat GPT is just a prediction engine that tries to say what words it thinks follow a preceding prompt, and it’s looked at millions of examples (written by us) and it’s seen hapless clients and users complain about bugs and be told: “user error, works fine” so often chatGPT just thinks it’s just the culturally accepted polite response to a bug report, in the same way as responding to “thank you” with “you’re welcome”. This is a dark mirror on our profession.

will_a113, in Merge then review

Having a hard time determining whether this is sarcasm or not. Then I see the phrase “JavaScript Engineer” and become doubly confused.

RonSijm,
@RonSijm@programming.dev avatar

I don’t think it’s satire, this guy is actively defending this on Linkedin: i.imgur.com/SlJPG85.png

Blackmist,

I distinguish four types. There are clever, hardworking, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and hardworking; their place is the General Staff. The next ones are stupid and lazy; they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the mental clarity and strength of nerve necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is both stupid and hardworking; he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always only cause damage.

– Kurt von Hammerstein

LinkedIn is Facebook for that last type.

Aviandelight,
@Aviandelight@mander.xyz avatar

That’s a relief because I thought I’d stumbled into LinkedIn Lunatics for a hot second.

BatmanAoD,

Wow, of course he’s pretending the response is a misrepresentation of his opinion instead of defending it in good faith.

Quik,

I think the latter makes clear that this is a joke account, doesn’t it?

suy, in Show me a better text format for serializing

Norway.

Ups. Sorry, I meant “NO”.

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