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Feyr, in Programming: The Horror Game

You have been eaten by a grue

dbx12, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

And half of them are “curated list of X”

CaptKoala, in Revisiting code I wrote last year

This is me with code I write now

jwt, in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

Ah typescript properties possibly undefined, eh? My advice would be to sprinkle some more question marks on your code.

isti115, (edited )

Thanks for the advice, but lo and behold, the issue was actually caused by a newly introduced generic parameter not being defined after a dependency update. 🙃 Oh, the wonders of the JS/TS ecosystem…

xx3rawr, in What you are according to you fav language

Implying engineers are not nerds

mnemonicmonkeys,

As an engineer, I’ve met engineers that were jocks and engineers that were dumb. Sometimes they’d even be both

arc, in Happy New Year Coders.

I actually got off my arse and did some productive programming over the Christmas break. Spent too long vegetating in front of the computer watching YouTube vids or playing games.

kameecoding, in Happy New Year Coders.

That’s kinda sad though.

PixxlMan, (edited )

Nah programming is awesome 😎

The guy only looks unhappy on the outside, inside he’s pleased to be programming lol

CanadaPlus,

Yes. Normally, the format shows when he realises he has to debug and collapses on the keyboard, but not this time.

hakunawazo, in Happy New Year Coders.

Carnival is the “hacker” from mainstream news.

Clbull, in 4 billion if statements

This is peak YandereDev.

xor, in Good luck web devs

a great prank for computer labs… just rotate everything by 0.5 degrees…

Rin,

Yeah, keep adding 0.5 deg every minute or so.

Zangoose,
@Zangoose@lemmy.world avatar

Add a randomizer that has a chance of resetting it back to normal every now and then for maximum chaos

onlinepersona, in 4 billion if statements

I honestly thought this was going to be about AI 😅

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

No, this is about NS. Natural Stupidity.

qwertychomp,

Wait, what’s with the creative commons license? Are you licensing your comments?

the_artic_one, in Multifactor auth done right

Welcome… to Nightvale

Phoenix3875, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Why are they even on the same bus?

pastelmind, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Fork is much better than GitHub Desktop, you can use it without paying indefinitely

TheFerrango, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Laughs in Sourcetree

nilloc,

Sourcetree best for free, thanks bit bucket.

Tower is pretty nice for mac user too. I paid for it for a few versions back when I was coding full time. Now I just stuck to source tree for occasional freelance and personal projects.

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