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ICastFist, in Programming: The Horror Game
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

The real horror is when you discover the monster behind all those errors haunting your sleepless nights… Was you all long

alcoholicorn, in Infinite Loop

Meanwhile, Dev of company C driving off a bridge, getting laid off after modernizing the 90s era codebase.

lordmauve, in ifn't

Python already has this.

UnfortunateShort, in DO NOT MERGE

That’s why there are draft merge requests nowadays. Although I kinda miss the “DONT MERGE WE GONNA DIE” comments.

voight, in DO NOT MERGE
@voight@hexbear.net avatar
topinambour_rex, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

Why the “/” between VS ?

emptyother,

Seems like its a common mistake, maybe brought on by its use as a stylistic choice in entertainment. “Myguy vs/ Yourguy” became “MyGuy v⚡s Yourguy” became the abomination that is “v/s”. Probably. I’m no etymolog.

cupcakezealot, (edited ) in “It’s not that hard”
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

starting to see why twitter breaks every day since elon bought it

elon is basically chip morehead from the chipadmin episode of sales guy vs web dude

Rom, in Rust project startup kit
@Rom@hexbear.net avatar

Small science projects:

  • Baking soda and vinegar volcano
  • Moon landing
  • Splitting the atom
Ursapharm, (edited ) in Always

Why are we like this 😩

Vile_port_aloo,
@Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world avatar

This is how I study. :(

CJOtheReal, in Always

Bugs come out at night the most, so its just natural to hunt them in the dark.

ilinamorato, in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

My rubber duck is a Darkwing Duck figurine. He usually does the trick.

isti115,

Whoa, I just checked out some images, that one is on another level as well for sure. 😀 If he’s as good at fighting bugs as criminals, you’re in good hands wings!

vsh, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

GitHub desktop for life

lowleveldata, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Why am I not allowed to login to 2 GitHub remote at the same time? Answer me Microsoft

mindbleach, in Need a rust version too.

You have Perl.

%_=~aj/dy/hfiw8i/g;
$_/a(h0w8)y@;
FWA/E.*FW[tu29uy]/;
%(1)hjc/f4ifh38/y;

The princess is saved, but all you can think about is rescuing another, with an entirely different plan. Which is just as well because you have no fucking idea how to explain the one you just wrote and executed.

xmunk, in every damn time ...

Random question… RPI, in my jargon, stands for role-play intensive, and it’s a category of MUD engines… are you working on such a project? Because I’m probably in the commit history, and that’d tickle me.

Pirasp,

It most likely stands for raspberry Pi, sorry to disappoint you…

xmunk,

Sadness, one can dream… one can dream.

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