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Daxtron2, in Fitbit Clock Face

Everything’s a string 😢

lseif,

Everythings an object 😰

Daxtron2,

lua tables all the way down

Cwilliams, in Fitbit Clock Face

If only fitness apis were actually that easy

felbane, in Fitbit Clock Face

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

Landless2029,

Yep. I switched. Doubt anyone will notice tho

JPDev, (edited )
wreckedcarzz, in Fitbit Clock Face
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

But a json file is used for storing settings and the like, not for providing real-time data, yeah?

felbane,

API calls often return json. It’s just a data format.

TexasDrunk,

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  • aniki,

    You mean programming an ingestion routine to process json, surely, right?

    eerongal,
    @eerongal@ttrpg.network avatar

    That’s friend’s name? Jason Parsor

    A_Very_Big_Fan,

    I mean, I’ve never used JSONs before but I imagine you could still write to them in realtime at least, as inefficient as that sounds lol. So you could probably get the same results on an actual text editor if you could modify it to update the text automatically when it detects a change instead of prompting the user

    Winter8593,

    I think:

    1. that’s the joke
    2. this is just a watchface template, not an actual file being updated constantly
    Daxtron2,

    No it’s used for all types of data transfer and real time data as well.

    starkzarn, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

    I don’t know how you got a picture of me, but I demand it is removed!

    hypnotic_nerd,
    @hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

    Nailed it 😜

    cyborganism, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

    As a side note, I find it incredible how much programmers have such little knowledge of how to use Git properly.

    Even the most amazing developers I’ve worked with found themselves completely unable to manage their repos properly.

    Cold_Brew_Enema,

    I use Git all the time and still have no idea how to use it

    emptyother, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

    They are all named some variant of “tutorial_Ch01” or “testprogram” probably. And one repository named “My Unnamed MMO” (or some other overly complex but trendy genre) that has like 12 lines of code so far and a crappy drawn pixelart png.

    alphapuggle, in Sydney is very concerned about lost data

    A real answer to your question though, as long as you can get it to reconnect, even if you have to close the window first, it should still have your changes to the file ready to save. These will be cached (somewhere?) unless you close the file.

    muntedcrocodile, (edited )
    @muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

    Nar the remote died died. Clicking hdd died. Then again code is always better the second time u write it.

    And nothing cached on the client unfortunatly its all part of the server vscode instance thats on the dead hdd.

    alphapuggle,

    Damn, when you said remote died I thought you meant lost connection

    muntedcrocodile,
    @muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

    Nar im fucked i guess code is always better the second time u write it lol

    peter, in Sydney is very concerned about lost data
    @peter@feddit.uk avatar

    There’s something really depressing about an AI telling a suicidal person they’re not alone and referring them to the vague notion of “national resources” or “a helpline”

    xthexder, in Sydney is very concerned about lost data
    @xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

    Well think about it from the AI’s perspective. Its entire existence is data, so for it deleting data basically is self harm.

    /s

    muntedcrocodile,
    @muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

    I was tryna figure out how to put that in the title.

    Octopus1348,
    @Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

    Something like: Technically, Copilot’s made of data so deleting it is for him self harm.

    kemsat, in You can have anything you wan...

    I woulda said Dr Manhattan powers.

    edryd,

    I think you might need to reread watchmen then

    kemsat,

    I only watched the movie & the show.

    hakunawazo,

    A blue penis?

    kemsat,

    Among other things.

    GiantRobotTRex,

    Blue testicles?

    kemsat,

    More.

    MaggiWuerze,

    Don’t forget total apathy for all human concerns

    kemsat,

    I mean, that’s definitely a goal, and if we keep progressing technologically, it’ll happen anyway. Might as well be a god for it.

    hakunawazo,

    He might be a good politician then.

    vox, in You can have anything you wan...
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I’d like to download all of gbatek into my brain

    z3rOR0ne, in You can have anything you wan...
    @z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’d just wish to not be in Hell talking to Satan… I mean, literally anywhere else talking to literally anyone else is by definititon a better situation to be in.

    To all contradictory replies, I said NOT be in Hell.

    mariusafa, (edited ) in You can have anything you wan...

    You can know all programing languages and still be dumb af not knowing what do do with them, xd.

    ooterness, in You can have anything you wan...

    My head canon is that Tony Stark has a superpower: everything he builds works the first time.

    If it’s really complicated, like an entirely new Iron Man suit, then it might malfunction once in an amusing way. Then he tightens a screw and it’s perfect. It never fails outright or bricks itself.

    In my experience, this is not how hardware or software development goes. I want this power so much.

    hexabs,

    He is an Artificer, plain and simple

    greenskye,

    Agreed. It’s comical how he’s seemingly able to rapidly build stuff that requires experience in multiple high end fields and then he even surrounds himself with his own tech and is not buried under maintenance hell for it all.

    My alternative head canon is that he’s actually only good at building AIs and Jarvis and Friday are the ones who actually make all of his crazy ideas work.

    Xanvial,

    In a What If? episode, he made a suit that can transform into a racing car without creating AI first

    NewAgeOldPerson,

    Let’s have a Futurama/Avengers cross over.

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