8000mark,

For anybody else looking for the source of this quote: archive.md/RyZI0

Elon_Musk,
@Elon_Musk@hexbear.net avatar

What are we supposed to believe this is some sort of magical VCR?

psud,

Most security cameras record mpegs to hard drives

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I used to do this when having problems while rendering video in my past life.

lemmesay,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

image transcription:

Afterwards I found a chatroom thread among Cambridge computer scientists, one of whom had also been told that unless he could pin down the moment of theft no one would look at the footage. He said he had tried to explain sorting algorithms to police - he was a computer scientist, after all. You don’t watch the whole thing, he said. You use a binary search. You fast forward to halfway, see if the bike is there and, if it is, zoom to three quarters of the way through. But if it wasn’t there at the halfway mark, you rewind to a quarter of the way through. It’s very quick. In fact, he had pointed out, if the CCTV footage stretched back to the dawn of humanity it would probably have only taken an hour to find the moment of theft. This argument didn’t go down well.

LUHG_HANI,
@LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world avatar

This sparked something magical OP.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

And I had worried about it being a picture of text.

DroneRights,

I was in exactly this situation. My bike was stolen, there was CCTV, they said it would take hours to go through the time during which it was stolen.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Can I have a copy of the recording?”

DroneRights,

That’s what I said, and they said no

andioop,
HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Pfft, didn’t even try to enhance the footage. They’re obviously not cut out for forensics work.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s a search algorithm, not sorting

ooterness,

This post is horrifying, not funny.

schmidtster,

I get the sentiment, but you want them to waste public resources doing it on all these different clunky uis and software? Sometimes these take minutes to load new information to parse.

Maybe waste your time pinpointing it instead of expecting public resources to do what you could do for them?

new_guy,

I mean… their job supposedly is to protect and serve the citiens so yeah… I’d expect them to use their tools to do their job.

schmidtster, (edited )

It’s your software/hardware and you know how to operate it. Would take you a fraction of the time as well.

Maybe public cameras sure, but private that’s not their tool by any stretch of the imagination.

And most public cameras don’t record for privacy reasons.

GBU_28,

What? It was a campus security camera, not their hardware

bleistift2,

It’s your software/hardware

Where do you read that in the original post?

OmenAtom,

In what world do random citizens own and operate the security cameras of, well, anything? As opposed to the people that work there, or I dont know the police? Whose job is allegedly to solve crimes?

BombOmOm,
@BombOmOm@lemmy.world avatar

on all these different clunky uis and software

As someone who has used security cam software before. I swear they are designed to be as unhelpful, slow, and convoluted as possible.

NoIWontPickaName,

So I should do their job for them?

Why the fuck are we paying them then?

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Oh shit, a few minutes to do their job. The fucking horror, wouldn’t want to cut into their being an utter fucking bastard time, where they’re probably harassing a minority or beating their wife.

schmidtster,

It’s public money, why waste it when you could provide it for them.

But argue fallacious points.

slurpeesoforion,

Chain of custody

NoIWontPickaName,

Because it is their job to do it.

frezik,

Who is “you” in this sentence? I mean, I could probably write security camera software, but I don’t, and have no plans to. I imagine most of the people here are the same.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

So when there is a pothole in front of your driveway, you’re going out and filling it in yourself, right? Because why waste the city’s valuable time when you could do it yourself?

schmidtster,

If it’s in your driveway it’s your problem, yes.

Aatube, (edited )
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

They said in front. So right after you go out

Even if it was in your driveway, unless you’re a cement construction worker you’d probably have no way to fix it and contact somebody

SpaceNoodle,

Oh, so your excuse is that you’re illiterate?

Deceptichum, (edited )
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Okay so genius, are the cops going to provide the footage for the person to watch themselves to narrow down the time?

How the fuck do you expect this person to work it out if the ones with access to the evidence to do so refuse to do so?

And further fucking more, how is doing their job, wasting public money? There’s a lot of money wasted on police, investigating a robbery for a real person is not one of them.

gregorum,

That’s an interesting way to say that they shouldn’t get paid if they’re not doing their jobs. 

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited )

Yeah, every time I have ever had to hand over footage to the police for thefts at our family store, I clip and organizr that shit. I also include a paper identifying each file, the timestamps and what happened during them, any details I identified that they can corroborate (physical description, identifiable clothing/tattoos, make and model of vehicle, license plate number, etc.). I often end up putting in 1-2 hours of work on it watching, editing and transferring footage.

If you want traction and results from the police, you need to make it as easy as possible for them by doing the heavy lifting yourself. The cynical view is that thats because they just don’t care, but also, in fairness, your case is one of dozens of cases on their desk and the cases never stop coming. This is your priority, so put in the effort instead of expecting others do so. That being said, that is much easier when you have direct access to the cctv footage. I’m guessing this student didnt.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

This student should never go to xitter. Or will be canceled instantly.

fl42v,

Sure, fuck xorg knockoff. What’s the connection here, tho?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Binary search. They don’t like it.

ntzm,

Wtf are you talking about?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Binary search

potterman28wxcv,

I do not get why it would work in that case. I assume the scenario is someone with a bike coming, doing theft, then leaving with the same bike.

Therefore there will be a period without bike, then a period with bike, then a period without bike again.

Let’s assume there is no bike on the particular moment viewed. How do you know whether it occured before or after the theft? If you make the wrong decision, you get stuck on an endless binary search… Unless you take note at each timestamp where you made the decision, draw a tree of timestamps, and go back the tree if your search is fruitless but that’s much more complicated than what this post says.

Aatube,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

To me it sounds like they stole the bike.

potterman28wxcv,

Thanks indeed I misunderstood the problem

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You’re making this way more complicated than it actually is. The guy definitely can give estimates for when he parked the bike and when he found out that it was stolen. It’s not that complicated.

potterman28wxcv,

I misunderstood the problem. I thought the thieve came on bike to steal something. I did not get that the bike itself was what got stolen.

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