Risa Quiz ... Who is this man
For all those Trek fans, Risa Fans, new fans, old fans and oscillating fans out there … let’s test your Trek knowledge.
Who is this man? And What does he do?
IvyRaven, 
O’Brian and he’s here to suffer. I mean transporter work. And suffering.
ininewcrow, 
A good observation that is often overlooked when it comes to St O’Brien, the Star Trek patron saint of pain and suffering, lesser known as the patron that protects against transporter malfunctions … eh, or causes them, I forget which one it is.
JWBananas, 
First one, then the other.
I hate temporal mechanics!
EmergMemeHologram, He’s the vapoorizer guy who makes the poop disappear!
But where does the poop go?
bigboig, Maybe that’s what the subspace aliens are angry about
EmergMemeHologram, You think OBrien was warping all the poop into the wormhole?
DarkGamer, 
The founders are sick of your shit
CileTheSane, 
Starfleet officers just shit their pants and teleport it out into space.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices, Those jumpsuits are waterproof and watertight!
thebardingreen, 
That’s Montgomery Scott, and he runs the transporters on the Enterprise.
Moof_Kenubi, Or, as he’s known to his crewmates, “Monty.”
thebardingreen, Beam me up Monty.
Moof_Kenubi, Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location
quindraco, Miles O’Brien. He fucks.
FlyingSquid, 
But not Keiko.
VindictiveJudge, Then where did Molly and Kirayoshi come from?
FlyingSquid, Keiko isn’t telling, but he got a beard in season 2.
thebardingreen, Trombone players can do magical things with their Chad lips.
EmergMemeHologram, Not even pah wraith Keiko?
FlyingSquid, Okay, probably Pah Wraith Keiko. But it’s not like she actually wanted to.
Artyom, He’s the military leader of the Genii.
roofuskit, 
My boy got nuked.
thebardingreen, Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
TotallyNotSpez, (edited ) That’s Jimmy Rabbitte’s da’ and he’s very proud of his son who aspires to manage an Irish soul band in the tradition of 1960s African-American recording artists.
RizzRustbolt, Doesn’t he own a chippie truck too?
TotallyNotSpez, Correct, that was the 3rd movie of the trilogy called ‘The van’.
ininewcrow, Wow … what a film … and it is Jimmy’s da! … now I got something to look forward to watch … thanks for that
TotallyNotSpez, You’re welcome. It’s one of my favourite movies. Having lived on Dublin’s Northside for ages, it really makes me feel home. You can look forward to some fun Northside accent. ^^
CarlsIII, Shelly Kelly, RIP
SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE, He’s the cheese monster who taught Charlie the magic gibberish language.
superpill, This is the correct answer. Damn banshee curse…
AcidOctopus, That’s John Startrek, the titular protagonist of Star Trek.
ininewcrow, Little known fact that the entire franchise was named after him
MelodiousFunk, 
That right there is a union man. He transports strikebreakers to strange new walls.
ininewcrow, Good to see Risa hasn’t lost sight of Trek history
spicysoup, 
that’s MIIIIIILESSSS!
Lumidaub, 
Translate for Europeans?
TheMongoose, 1.6 kilometeeeeeers!
Blackout, 
That’s Keiko’s husband. I think he’s a plumber.
FlyingSquid, That’s Keiko’s husband.
Surely she’s run off with Thomas Riker by now.
starman2112, 
He’s that engineer guy from the original star trek, not sure why he’s got a weird shirt on though
Lumidaub, He recently made captain, show the man some respect.
tacotroubles, Thats John Risa he’s the guy who treks all the stars
scrubbles, 
To boldly go… and fix any random transporter accident
ElBarto, 
The only person Q truly feared.
Blackmist, I like Colm Meany, but every picture I’ve ever seen of him looks like somebody has Photoshopped his face to be slightly smaller, like the old Woll Smoth memes.
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