science_memes

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

spookedbyroaches, in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥

Is that my homie Joseph?

Daft_ish, in Listen, Susan. It's a valid theory, just look at the damn thing.

Can you imagine the size of the chain saw!!?

PainInTheAES,

Is a quasar not just a giant chain saw? Are spiral galaxies not just giant sawblades? It’s giant trees all the way down, baby. Checkmate, Arborists.

Candelestine, in trees are pretty great.

tbf, I’ve always loved the truth-seeking behavior at the heart of interdisciplinary academic squabbles about which science is more scientific than which other ones.

Leads to further pressures to improve methodology via cross-pollination anyway.

Though it does get out of hand sometimes. But in an environment with enough competitive young people, I think things getting out of hand on occasion is more or less inevitable, so whatever.

Of course, it’s my own training in certain skillsets that makes me prefer this view.

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, I think a little friendly “competition” can be healthy, but it often turns into outright dismissal of other fields/ideas and needless cutting down because they view others as a threat. Someone else’s success undermines their own, that sort of thing. That is not productive and can even be damaging.

tdawg,

It’s kinda baffaling to me that we don’t encourage more hybrid degrees for scientific reaearch. Like even if it was just 10% of the field that seems highly valuable

DroneRights,

Apparently every field needs computer scientists

xkforce, in Can't we just talk about it without the maths? Guys?

First year physics students asking the important questions for the 10th time that day

Nobody, in Nothing to see here. Nope.

I dated a girl in college who did bioanal.

Epicurus0319, (edited ) in For real this time, NSF, I swear it's the last time.

Nuclear threats against enemy countries have been overused so much by Ruzzia being a tough-guy and more recently by Iran and Israel that they are now meaningless. When America legalized gay marriage in 2015, Iran shat a brick and fantasized about nuking us, but no nukes flew. Iran and Israel routinely threaten each other with each of their 3 warheads, but no nukes have flown. Ukraine started buying tanks, ordering F-16s and attacking Crimea, but no nukes flew. NATO recruited Finland which Ruzzia said was an attack on them, but again, no nukes flew. Ruzzia started directing its legions of keyboard warriors to salivate over Alaska, but no nukes flew. An Israeli politician fantasized about the country committing hara-kiri by nuking Gaza, but no nukes flew. Whenever someone fears that WW3 will start, I remind them of that fact.

lenuup, (edited ) in Why lie, I guess?

I love “courageously providing valuable input”. We all can imagine how the process worked.

WingedThing, in mantra that keeps me going through grad school

Vodka may be one of the worst things for a potato to become. Fries? Mashed with gravy? Poutine? Chips/crisps? Come on.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar
MycoBro, in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥

That priest better smash that shit or…I don’t even know. He just better.

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski, in Why lie, I guess?

Anyone has a link to the original paper?

thanks_shakey_snake, in PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.)

Depending on the terrain you may be able to outrun her. Those cleats will give her the advantage on grass and carpet, but if you can make it to a laminate floor, you’ve got a chance.

moody,

Ain’t no way you outrun her. She can fly.

dohpaz42, in PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.)
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

So you have sex and then die? Where’s the problem?

JoShmoe,

Before you die, you’ll experience flesh being ripped off your face and scalp until you eventually die from bleeding. Maybe the shock will kill you first but I honestly don’t know.

driving_crooner, in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Depending what are you doing, symbolab mis better.

NeuronautML, (edited ) in We don't judge here. :)

What’s the first indicator a scientist tried to build their own experiment using the soldering station ?

The smell of burnt fingers.

What’s the scientist waiting for sitting in front of their own experiment ?

Waiting for the infinite loop they coded to finish after they claimed they didn’t need the engineer’s help to write the code in their experiment.

How many scientists do you need to change a light bulb ?

Theoretically just one, but it can take several until one of them can call an engineer and admit they only know how to change light bulbs theoretically.

What does a scientist call an electrolytic capacitor ?

Acid distribution subsystem.

marcos, in Rest in Plasma

Nah, if you go add the superheated, supercooled, amorphous, super-hight pressure, excited stuff and etc you can probably get there without even having to loose the definition of “matter”.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • science_memes@mander.xyz
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #