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DudeBro, in This is too real

Can confirm 1 and 6

chillbo_baggins, in Comrade
Sanctus, in This is too real
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This is just what it looks like when smart people are cooking up smart shit.

open_world, in Fake it til you make it.
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To hide the fact that you’re an invisible person with a pie chart head

EmoBean, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

Nah, they just vibing doing their thing.

captainlezbian, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

It’s cool they’re into being cucked by bigger subatomic particles

Donjuanme, in This is too real

It’s not a mess, it’s a “working lab”… That I haven’t cleaned since the big boss was last here 3 months ago. Shit he’s coming next week…

Candelestine, in 👏👏👏👏saltwater👏marshes👏are👏your👏best👏defence👏from👏sea👏level👏rise👏👏👏👏

But … now, just hear me out … what if we just bulldozed everything and built big walls?

I’ll take my Nobel now pls.

fossilesque,
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I see you are a contractor.

MxM111, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?
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Deuterium

vexikron, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

I tried to date an electron once, but I could never figure out her position on any subject without disturbing her and her whole orbit of friends.

open_world, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?
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Nah, they have other electrons to spin around with. Unless we’re talking about hydrogen.

ivanafterall, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?
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Negative.

NumbersCanBeFun, in Hummingbird feet
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  • Mouselemming,

    Unless you were dying and/or making your Will, you didn’t bequeath anything to anyone. I wish I knew what word you meant.

    NumbersCanBeFun,
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  • Mouselemming,

    No, I’m cheerful, I just can’t figure out what they were trying for that landed them on bequeath.

    NumbersCanBeFun, (edited )
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  • Mouselemming, (edited )

    It does make it funnier! But if you have any idea what (less funny and interesting I’m sure) word you were fishing for, it would ease my tiny mind.

    Robust_Mirror,

    Probably something like pronounce or proclaim.

    boatsnhos931,

    Beseech??

    jasondj,

    Did you get into a debate about wether jackdaws were crows, then put on Groucho glasses and defend your own point?

    Zoop, (edited )

    I’m lurking through posts trying to distract myself because I’m in an overwhelming amount of pain, and this comment of yours just made me actually laugh out loud a bit. Thank you for that! Especially the ‘putting on Groucho Marx glasses to defend your own point pretending to be someone else’ part. That whole situation, and the way you just described it as if it were happening in a bar instead of on a forum, just amuses me way too much. Also, I just accidentally typed “anuses” instead of “amuses,” which also amused me way too much…

    Anyway the point of my rambling is you’re fucking funny and I appreciate you, dammit.

    cduke23, in Comrade

    *our oxygen

    -red blood cells probably

    SnipingNinja, in GIS nerds be like

    Modern technology has really spoilt us

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