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Curiousfur, (edited ) in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/44ae9e61-944a-4ed1-8e9d-6f66438496e9.png

I thought I was going crazy

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Correlation =/= causation. You’re still crazy, like the rest of us. :)

antidote101, in Gobble gobble

What’s it for? Is it supposed to look like a worm/grub?

PoisonedPrisonPanda, in Yeah, I've got time

Reference list of my preliminary literature review is 230 entries long, and i even forgot what i found where…

And at that point Im afraid the question my own text.

three20three, (edited ) in What does a PhD mean?

One of my professors used to refer to it as:

Bull Shit

More Shit

Piled High and Deep

tigeruppercut,

I guess outside of STEM you have Bull Ass and More Ass?

holycrap,

Only in customer facing positions

orbitz,

My Dad used to say it was just BS piled higher and deeper, similar but I always liked the joke from that phrasing.

MooseGas, in Cool S
@MooseGas@kbin.social avatar

I can't beleive it's been trademarked.

Anticorp,

What an asshole.

RGB3x3, (edited )

At least it’s trademarked by a guy that wants to protect it and not a corporation that would sue anyone who uses it.

I definitely don’t think it should be able to be trademarked at all though.

Anticorp,

Oh, I guess I didn’t read that far. Well that’s cool then.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Did you even read the article? He did it for preservation purposes.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

as if we needed help to remember The Cool S

Albbi, in Cool S

DNA is a double helix. The image bottom right shows only a single helix. For a double helix, think of a rollercoaster riding the track. There needs to be 2 rails going around for the rollercoaster to attach to.

DroneRights,

It’s a double helix.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

But it’s not. Most people think DNA and the double helix look this this look like this

But that a common misconception. A true double helix (and DNA) look like this look like this (second)

I know this cause I have a DNA tattoo looking like the first one and have been corrected once or twice haha

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

if it’s on the left side of your body, get a correctified version on your right side. Then you can show them the right one if they point out it’s wrong.

DroneRights,

It’s not the same double helix as DNA, but it is a double helix. It’s not a single helix.

UrPartnerInCrime, (edited )
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

bio.libretexts.org/…/2.5%3A_B-Form_A-Form_and_Z-F…

You’re wrong that’s me being a jerk for no reason

I misunderstood what you said cause it’s waay to late for me my b

Albbi,

Yeah, ok I see it now. I was looking at it as a thick bar on the outside where that could be better viewed as a double line.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in C14

You look older than your profile picture

Not my fault. That’s how time works.

thisbenzingring, in Data Science

this is so freaking good, I cannot tell you how often I am told I have all the data and I should be able to make xyz work

and I am just a recently hired systems administrator that has to deal with my bosses paper notes and the person I replaced lack of documentation

MBM, in The letter you wish you wrote.

Instead, we have mailed letter bombs to four or five people we suspected of being reviewer C

Ah, inspired by the author of Boundary Functions for Bounded Harmonic Functions

I_am_10_squirrels, in Gobble gobble

https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/2452a24f-71f0-4ac3-8478-bb9680cb388e.webp

D3FNC, in Medical school is rough

It’s not great. But residency is where the villain arc begins.

supercriticalcheese, in AAAAtoms

Talk about your self my lower limit is 0 °C

qyron,

That is technically correct, regardless the scale you opt for.

paraphrand, in C14

omg

ikilledtheradiostar, in What does a PhD mean?

Or you can just make up a bunch of shit ala Dan Ariely and Francesca Gino.

UlyssesT,

Forgetting someone, bucko? up-yours-woke-moralists

ikilledtheradiostar,

Most psychology if we’re being honest.

LazaroFilm, in easy as π
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, only a mathematician would make such a shit joke.

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