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dmention7, in Handy Pocket Guide

Maybe I’m getting whooshing here, but they are organelles, nor organites… no?

Kidplayer_666, in I have an archaeology joke but it's probably just a ritual.

I have a programming joke but the compiler ignored it

ReversalHatchery,

Or “but it does not compile”

MudMan, (edited ) in What does a PhD mean?
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Wait, how bad are bachelors' degrees in the US/anglosphere? I was contirbuting to research projects and had a specialization by the time I was done with my five year bachelors' equivalent.

In fairness, I think the system has since been reformatted so that the fifth year is now a (paid for) master's, but still. That graph makes it seem like it's high school with benefits.

fossilesque, (edited )
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College is what you put into it. A lot of people don’t get into the networking side of it because it’s never really introduced to them. Mostly professors look for those who are “turned on” to bring onto projects like that, that is, those that are engaged and asking questions and curious.

Youngins, lpt: talk to your professors and let them know you are interested and ask questions. It’s what you are there for- access to brains.

fruitSnackSupreme,

You can do a bachelor’s in college? Not here. College is typically only two year programs.

fossilesque, (edited )
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College and university are relatively interchangable colloquially in American English. Associate’s Degrees are 2 years. Colleges in Europe etc. are different.

MudMan,
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Well, not really over here. You do have to do a bunch of hands-on stuff for credits. Can't even replace those with more standard subjects.

You can absolutely wing it past all five years, depending on your degree, but between mandatory projects and internships you have to try really hard to not get some level of expertise in the field.

Plus, university curriculums have specializations here, so you get mandatory courses on pretty narrow subjects whether you like it or not. So... I guess there are some differences, maybe? I was pissed when they announced they'd do that masters' thing here because the price of tuition for that year goes from being a couple hundred to a few thousand for basically the same curriculum, but this is definitely not the first time I notice that the anglosphere assumes there's a huge difference between the two things.

fossilesque, (edited )
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The UK system is a bit better about those kinds of things, courses tend to be modular with required internships etc. The American system is a lot different and scheduled like high school, but that may have changed since I was in it. It really was dependent on the course, though. I like the UK setup much better.

TWeaK,

It depends on the course. For my course, the bachelor’s year included a project that was more design based, while the master’s year had a project that was research based, however I ended up working with a PhD student assisting in his research project for my bachelor’s.

MudMan,
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It definitely sounds that our system was a bit more standardized than that, which checks out and is both a strenght and a weakness depending on how you look at it.

bleistift2,

five year bachelors’ equivalent

In Germany (and Europe, I believe, since the Bologna reforms), a bachelor’s is (usually) 3 years and a master’s is 5 years. That might be why you got to do research and I didn’t. How long are your master’s courses?

MudMan,
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One year, typically. Some could be two or have a big chunk of on-the-job training/internship.

We used to have a more prominent 3 year degree, but it went semi-extinct in favor of other intermediate education, leaving our Bachelor's equivalent being 4-5 years, depending on which degree you're going for. And yeah, I think now they made them all 4 year and have more of a master's offering.

The thing is that internationally those 4-5 year degrees are still the thing immediately under a masters' degree, so there is a bit of a mismatch there. That goes some ways towards clarifying that, thanks.

TWeaK, in What does a PhD mean?
fossilesque,
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essellburns, (edited ) in Solanum Smoothies

How many of those Solanum species are poisonous? New flavours indeed!

jmcs,

Even if you exclude that, I can’t imagine a Solanum tuberosum smoothie would be that delicious

ivanafterall,
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I can imagine it. I've never had another potato-based item that isn't 10/10.

acockworkorange,

Mashed potatoes anyone?

Shard, in Don't worry about it.

My bank pin is 94 11 28

AMA

macaroni1556,

What is your mother’s maiden name and/or first pet?

reflex, (edited ) in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.
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Damn.
It's the antagonist from the first Men in Black.

AtmaJnana,

It was like he was wearin’ a …Edgar suit

sooper_dooper_roofer, in uhhh uhhhhh

it’s impossible for life to not exist on other planets

XTornado,

Yeah… But if it’s some bacteria or equivalent… To me it’s like it doesn’t exist, like is cool but I would still feel alone in space.

usernamesaredifficul,

I don’t feel alone in the universe because of all the other people on earth

lorty,
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Anything stranger than an insect wouldn’t really be considered life by most people.

Dmian, in I'll take it!
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The only book my mother wrote for (with several other colleagues), had her credited with her initials and her married surname (my father’s), from whom she divorced later. Happy times! :D

theangryseal,

That’s so depressing.

Dmian,
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Yes. I felt pretty sorry for her when she showed me the book. This was one of the reasons I urged my (now ex) wife not to take my surname when we married.

Rodeo,

“But what if I divorce you!?”

I’m sure you had more tact than that lol, but I can see some reasons around that choice being touchy subjects.

Dmian,
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“I have no right to make you lose your identity. You should always be you, regardless of your married status”. That was my argument.

kozy138, in Oxygen.

Probably more like ‘slowly corroding’ from the inside.

NoSpiritAnimal,
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Combustion is rapid oxidation, corrosion is slow oxidation, therefore corrosion is slow fire.

Aussiemandeus, in FUCKING NASA
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That’s what happens when you get a bunch of super smart people in a room

nucleative,

It’s like a Futurama joke that flies over most people’s heads

Rodeo,

This is what happens when people have a basic knowledge of history and basic background knowledge of their field of expertise.

That’s not to minimize their intelligence and competence; that’s to say that it is expected that astronomers would know the names and histories of major nearby celestial bodies.

Stoney_Logica1, in Oxygen.

We also have to regularly eat metal to live.

sheogorath,

Why do we need to eat metals but cannot do allomancy with it? SMH we’re living in the worst timeline.

Epicurus0319, (edited ) in uhhh uhhhhh

According to the drake equation we’re looking at at least a few million planets with at least ordinary carbon-and-water-based life in this galaxy alone- and in such an unimaginably huge place as even the galaxy (never mind UNIVERSE) there’s bound to be at least 2 of everything, including sentient species.

cynar,

Yet we see nothing. Even if FTL is impossible, we should be seeing signs of more advanced civilizations (starts shifting due to Dyson swarms etc). Something in our understanding is very wrong, and most of the options are horrifying, in their own ways.

Dkarma,

Nah. The distances are too vast. Even if you could touch 1/4 of light speed then that means to get anywhere you take light years and x4 and you start to see the issue.

Then there’s the time dilation thing. Suppose you do see some evidence…so u fly towards it. Only in the time it takes u to get there the civ is gone.

Grayox,
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Leg,

There are a few unexplained phenomena in the universe that physicists do little more than shrug their shoulders at. Any of them could be evidence of other life, and there are proposed theories suggesting as much. We can’t prove anything definitively because we’re too limited in how far we can go towards explaining the unexplained, but I’d say there’s an asterisk on “nothing”.

fossilesque, in I just want to do some funny Python stuff man
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Same

ArchTemperedKoala, in Pronouns.

Mister Doctor.

Maultasche,

It’s Strange

SendMeYourTatas,

Who?

Minarble,

Dentarthurdent

SnipingNinja,

Doofenshmirtz

PopShark,

Dr. Mr. Professor Patrick

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