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dope, (edited ) in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have an empiricism joke but it makes no reference to observed reality.

paddirn, in I have an astronomy joke but it's been eclipsed

I have a quantum joke, but you can’t observe it.

ElectricCattleman, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a programming joke, but if you’re not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.

ElectricCattleman, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.

S_204, in What does a PhD mean?

I know a guy with a PhD in medieval agriculture with a specific focus on cows. He’s one of my brothers wife’s friends.

This guy devoted his life to ye olde english cow farts.

He’s struggling for employment as one might expect.

Stuka, (edited )

Who even funds degrees like that?

You end up with fewer job prospects than a GED

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Degrees like that aren’t about a paycheck. It’s about more important things than that. They ought to be subsidized by government if anything.

funkless_eck,

whereas I , with my bachelors degree in clowning, have been head hunted for my last two corporate jobs.

Agent641,

You are now CEO of FTX

larsloveslegos, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet
@larsloveslegos@lemmy.world avatar

I have a computer joke, but I’m still gathering all the parts needed to build it.

FlyingSquid, in Pronouns.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a cousin who got a knighthood in the UK, but he won’t let me call him ‘sir’ no matter how funny I think it is. (He also has a PhD.)

Kolanaki, in hippopocranuse!!
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Hippipotenuse is a cutie. 😊

PoisonedPrisonPanda, in hippopocranuse!!

My brain hertz

Downcount, (edited ) in I have a logic joke, and it is inductively defined as follows:

I have an ADHD joke and look outside, it’s snownig!

Ddhuud, in I have a logic joke, and it is inductively defined as follows:

I have a quantum physics joke, and I don’t.

supercriticalcheese, in AAAAtoms

Talk about your self my lower limit is 0 °C

qyron,

That is technically correct, regardless the scale you opt for.

Diabolo96, (edited ) in I have an astronomy joke but it's been eclipsed

[Language didactics ] I have a joke but it’s in a foreign language.

I am bad at jokes.

onion,

I have a language didactics joke, but you wouldn’t understand

Damaskox, in What does a PhD mean?
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

I appreciate this picture!

CheeseToastie, in hippopocranuse!!

Hip hop anonymous?

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