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_danny, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn’t count.

NeuronautML, (edited ) in I have an archaeology joke but it's probably just a ritual.

I have a rocket science joke, but it’s pretty complicated.

Track_Shovel, in I have a geology joke, but i would have to dig it up
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I have a pedology joke, but you guys would probably want to arrest me, simply based on the name of my discipline

callyral, (edited ) in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet
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I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u’ptAh2led

davidgro, in hippopocranuse!!

Cocaine must be a hell of a drug…

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PoisonedPrisonPanda, (edited )

No way.

This is unreal…

booty, in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae
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but… im-vegan

but… i wanna see how far i can yeet the fish

but… im-vegan

but… lea-sweat

Nelots,

Lea wouldn’t hold back. Yeet the fish.

emptyother, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.

achance4cheese, in AAAAtoms

Always leaving out the rare Rankine

Daxtron2,

Asking human atoms how hot it feels

FlyingSquid, in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae
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pastaPersona, in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae

Hydroplaning rn 🐟

pigup, in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae

I didn’t believe these were real until I saw several generic gray fish literally fly out of the water by flapping their wings??? It was in the Atlantic Ocean. They’re really fast too.

drmeanfeel, in What does a PhD mean?

Frustrating to say the least. I feel my PhD accelerated learning in all directions. Not from the program content itself, but the skills involved in the ingestion of high volumes of dense information. This idea that the borders of my world don’t extend past some yadda yadda about some tiny subclass of a field is some silly goosery.

Can those “skills involved” be learned elsewhere? Sure, this is just the path I took. Can phDoctors be single minded or general idiots? Sure, I’m an idiot. Do we need some single minded people? Sure, amazing things can be accomplished by singular focus.

But it isn’t a mandatory condition or experience of a floppy hat assed (sword in some countries) recipient of this degree.

Curiousfur, (edited ) in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet
fossilesque,
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Correlation =/= causation. You’re still crazy, like the rest of us. :)

UncleBadTouch, in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae
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Millions of years ago, the flying fish ancestors sees his cousin crawl out of the ocean and walk on land for the first time.

Says “Yeah? You think that’s cool? Hold my beer”

Deceptichum,
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Present Day, it sees its descendants fly into space.

Flying Fish: Hold my beer.

Frozengyro,

Dolphins: so long, and thanks for all the fish!

LemmyIsFantastic, in AAAAtoms

I heard this meme.

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