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Rapidcreek, (edited ) in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae

Good to eat. They serve them for breakfast in the Caribbean

subtext, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

Azzu, (edited )

I’m slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.

subtext,

That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.

mundane, in hippopocranuse!!

hiphopapotamus and the rhymenoceros

vivadanang,
Iron_Lynx, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.

I also have a railway joke but it’s stuck at a red signal.

Prater, (edited ) in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a joke, but it’s not funny.

pancake, in hippopocranuse!!
@pancake@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Feels weird to see the Caduceus associated hith Hippocrates; here in Europe I’ve only seen it used as a symbol of trade, while the Rod of Asclepius is the more common symbol for medicine.

rockerface,

I’m fairly sure it’s like that everywhere, the rods are just often confused. I myself rarely remember which one is used where

pancake,
@pancake@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Interesting, I always thought it was a country thing, but you’re right that it’s simply a widespread confusion.

Starglasses, in Cool S

So that means teenage-me helped discover DNA? Heck yea 🤘

e_mu_mu, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn’t get it

aaaa, in I have an archaeology joke but it's probably just a ritual.

I have a physics joke, but it only works in a vacuum

greenteadrinker, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking

sooper_dooper_roofer, in I have an archaeology joke but it's probably just a ritual.

I have a recursion joke but y’all already made it

Masimatutu, in I have an archaeology joke but it's probably just a ritual.
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

I am having a sneaking suspicion that you are getting your memes from Reddit. And don’t get me wrong, I really appreciate that you are adding a lot of content here, but I’d say it’s bad practice to increase the Threadiverse’s reliance on corporate social media, partly because it drowns out original content which still can’t nearly compete, and partly because it increases traffic over there.

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I get them from a lot of places, not just Reddit. Not doing this forever; I’m just trying to start a match. ;) Sal put me as a mod, so I am just stirring the pot!

Ambiorickx, in I have an archaeology joke but it's probably just a ritual.

I have a sex joke, but I don’t get it

TesterJ, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a sound joke but you can’t hear it

NataliePortland, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT

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