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FlyingSquid, in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae
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Pff. You call that flying?

achance4cheese, in AAAAtoms

Always leaving out the rare Rankine

Daxtron2,

Asking human atoms how hot it feels

emptyother, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.

booty, in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae
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but… im-vegan

but… i wanna see how far i can yeet the fish

but… im-vegan

but… lea-sweat

Nelots,

Lea wouldn’t hold back. Yeet the fish.

davidgro, in hippopocranuse!!

Cocaine must be a hell of a drug…

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PoisonedPrisonPanda, (edited )

No way.

This is unreal…

callyral, (edited ) in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet
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I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u’ptAh2led

Track_Shovel, in I have a geology joke, but i would have to dig it up
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I have a pedology joke, but you guys would probably want to arrest me, simply based on the name of my discipline

NeuronautML, (edited ) in I have an archaeology joke but it's probably just a ritual.

I have a rocket science joke, but it’s pretty complicated.

_danny, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn’t count.

divingaround, in Oxygen.

Pretty sure there’s some worms or something that live by deep sea vents which breathe sulfur not oxygen and are believed to live forever because of this.

FrostyTheDoo,

Core takeaway: huff sulfur, live forever

fox,

There’s a bunch of creatures that don’t use oxygen but they’re mostly all prokaryotes, since oxygen metabolism unlocks a shitload of energy you can use for being large and complex.

taanegl, in What does a PhD mean?

I would use the definition of Dr Kanye West, but that might not be appropriate.

CarbonIceDragon, in I have a logic joke, and it is inductively defined as follows:
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I have no idea where my physics joke is, however, I know it’s exact momentum.

asg101, in I have a logic joke, and it is inductively defined as follows:

I have a politics joke but it is just not funny anymore.

eran_morad, in What does a PhD mean?

Eh. It was a stupid misadventure, but it led ultimately to me meeting my wife and making a good amount of money. I managed to eke out a win.

Ulvain, in I have a logic joke, and it is inductively defined as follows:

I have a quantum physics joke, but it’s simultaneously hilarious and a flop. Well, i guess now you know which.

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