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PoisonedPrisonPanda, in hippopocranuse!!

My brain hertz

Kolanaki, in hippopocranuse!!
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Hippipotenuse is a cutie. 😊

FlyingSquid, in Pronouns.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a cousin who got a knighthood in the UK, but he won’t let me call him ‘sir’ no matter how funny I think it is. (He also has a PhD.)

larsloveslegos, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet
@larsloveslegos@lemmy.world avatar

I have a computer joke, but I’m still gathering all the parts needed to build it.

S_204, in What does a PhD mean?

I know a guy with a PhD in medieval agriculture with a specific focus on cows. He’s one of my brothers wife’s friends.

This guy devoted his life to ye olde english cow farts.

He’s struggling for employment as one might expect.

Stuka, (edited )

Who even funds degrees like that?

You end up with fewer job prospects than a GED

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Degrees like that aren’t about a paycheck. It’s about more important things than that. They ought to be subsidized by government if anything.

funkless_eck,

whereas I , with my bachelors degree in clowning, have been head hunted for my last two corporate jobs.

Agent641,

You are now CEO of FTX

ElectricCattleman, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.

ElectricCattleman, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a programming joke, but if you’re not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.

paddirn, in I have an astronomy joke but it's been eclipsed

I have a quantum joke, but you can’t observe it.

dope, (edited ) in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have an empiricism joke but it makes no reference to observed reality.

dope, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have an epistemology joke but it’s just common knowledge.

dope, in Memory Soup

Caterpillar : hanging from a branch and wrapping yourself in silk delivers a righteous buzz.

dope, in uhhh uhhhhh

The universe is just an emergent artifact of language.

dope, (edited ) in Can't we just talk about it without the maths? Guys?

Via a difficult method you observe something strange.

For conversation’s sake you call what you observed, “gob”.

Overhearing the conversation, people, who never practiced the method (because it is difficult), discuss “gob”.

In time the method is forgotten. But the discussion continues.

That baseless, insubstantial discussion.

codblopsii, in Memory Soup

I could have lived my whole life, happy, never knowing ‘angry’ butterflies existed or that they could become angry. Horrible large winged shit flies.

RIPandTERROR, in Memory Soup
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Neon Genesis Evangelion finally making sense

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