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uphillbothways, in Can't catch me, coppers!!
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Shitty ass snacks.

snowsuit2654,
@snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Endoscopy is through the mouth. That would be a colonoscopy.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Oh man... Good thing I'm not a doctor.

Morphit,
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flambonkscious,

That’s correct! I recognise the lasso that as the thing used to sample polyps in the colon (and probably a bunch of other uses, totally including snagging chippie packets).

assassinatedbyCIA,

The endoscopy scope and the colonoscopy scope are the same scope.

misophist,

How do you tell the difference between an oral endoscope and a rectal scope? The taste.

Slovene,

You never go ass to mouth!

assassinatedbyCIA,

If you can go from ass to mouth then your scope is too big.

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Well a colonoscope is actually an endoscope, just one meant for colonoscopies. Endoscope is just a generic term for the tool. (endo- = inside/within, -scope = tool for viewing)

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

And gastroscope is the type specifically for the esophagus and stomach.

ziggurism, in Speediest little fella.
@ziggurism@lemmy.world avatar

Photons cannot accelerate

lustyargonian,

They do at 0m/s^2.

Entropius,
@Entropius@lemmy.world avatar

Acceleration and Velocity are vectors. Changes in a velocity vector are an acceleration. Therefore when photons change direction technically it’s a form of acceleration.

metallic_z3r0,

I thought photons are always moving in straight lines from their perspective, and it’s space that’s bent. Unless it’s through a medium, then they just get absorbed and re-emitted, sort of.

Entropius, (edited )
@Entropius@lemmy.world avatar

Space bending is a general relativity thing, which isn’t really related much to how mirrors work.

Regarding the medium bit, photons being absorbed and remitted can’t explain how light moves slower in glass. This is just an extremely popular myth. Photons are only absorbed by atoms at very specific frequencies. Also, the entire reason glass is transparent to begin with is that it’s not absorbing the photons (requires too much energy to bump the electron’s energy level so the photon isn’t absorbed and it keeps on trucking). Also photon absorption and remission is stochastic so there’s no way to control the direction it happens in or how quickly it happens. Random directions of remitted light would make glass translucent, not transparent. So for a few reasons, that’s not how it works.

ziggurism,
@ziggurism@lemmy.world avatar

Ok but photons don’t change direction either. Treating photon scattering as an individual particle accelerating due to an applied force, well that’s just not a correct description of how perturbative QED models photon interactions.

nooneescapesthelaw,

What about diffraction?

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Since photons are indistinguishable, it’s hard to say too much concretely, but it some sense a diffracted photon is different photon. In order for a photon to interact with say, a diffraction grating, the interaction is done with “virtual photons”.

So for a photon to change course, aka accelerate, it does it by absorbing a virtual photon and emitting another. Whether that is the “same photon” after the interaction is kinda more philosophy than physics, at least to me.

Feynman diagrams are surprisingly accessible for how much information they contain. It’s one way to think about photon (and other particle) reactions.

ziggurism,
@ziggurism@lemmy.world avatar

There is no tree level photon-photon interaction. Photons scatter off electrons (or any other charged particle), not off neutral photons.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Are you claiming this is done without a force carrier? If you are working outside the standard model, I guess that’s fine, but I don’t want to spend time arguing with you.

ziggurism, (edited )
@ziggurism@lemmy.world avatar

The electromagnetic field does have a force carrier. It is the photon.

The photon mediates the force between electrically charged particles. It cannot mediate any reaction between two neutral photons.

ook_the_librarian, (edited )
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, I see. Sorry for the snark. I was thinking more in line with the Compton effect, and thought you were talking about something like that too. (Even though it’s clear that you were explicitly not. I thought you were denying photon-virtual photon interaction because I was talking about it in a funny way.)

I would still say it’s still philosophical whether photons experience acceleration, but I concede that photon-photon interaction is not done by virtual photon exchange.

ziggurism, (edited )
@ziggurism@lemmy.world avatar

I am indeed denying the existence of photons interacting with virtual photons. I am also saying there is no tree level photon-photon interaction of on shell photons. Neither Compton scattering nor Bhabha nor pair production nor pair annihilation involves a photon-photon interaction. There is no photon-photon vertex in QED. There is no tree level Feynman diagram that you can look at and say “this is, at least philosophically, a photon changing its momentum”.

There is a 1 loop diagram that represents photon-photon scattering. But even that doesn’t have any photon-photon vertices, instead it is mediated by electron-positron pair.

Non-abelian gauge bosons (gluons) couple to themselves. So does gravity (gravitons). Abelian ones (photons) do not.

Photons don’t accelerate. They are emitted or absorbed. That’s their only interaction.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Someone asked if diffracted light accelerated. I said no. A diffracted photon is a different photon.

I gave some lip service to the Feynman “there is but one electron” idea, and you seemed to take that personally.

If someone asks you if diffracted light accelerates, answer them how you want. I just thought it’d be cool to show them Feyman diagrams.

ziggurism,
@ziggurism@lemmy.world avatar

Look bro. Your top level comment that I replied to was generally correct, and also very helpful. I liked it. I liked the suggestion for people to look at the Feynman diagrams. I agreed with it. I upvoted it.

I hope I’m not giving you the impression that I’m taking a personal issue with you. I’m not. I like you and I hope we’ll still be friends when this is all over. I promise to read Discworld soon.

The only quibble I had with what you wrote was this one sentence:

So for a photon to change course, aka accelerate, it does it by absorbing a virtual photon and emitting another.

Photons do not absorb virtual photons. And real on-shell photons do not interact. In Compton scattering and 1 loop photon-photon scattering, you can think of photons emitting e+e- pairs. But never do they emit or absorb other photons.

Maybe that’s not what you meant with that sentence, and I misunderstood. If that’s the case, my bad. Maybe you didn’t need the explanation. If someone else made the same misunderstanding reading your comment that I did, then maybe my comments will help them even if you don’t need them. Or if not, if it’s just me being dumb, well c’est la vie.

Cheers bro.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

You’re right. And I’m the one being less than friendly. It’s nothing personal. It’s just something I’ve noticed about myself. It’s that I hate talking about physics on the internet.

I’m high on lemmy, not in my office. I read a terrible meme. So I open the comments, and see your comment. It was exactly what I was thinking. “Photons don’t accelerate.” Which I took to mean “your meme is bad and you should feel bad”. And again, I agree, it is horrible, this meme.

I like to shoot the shit about, say, quantum loop gravity (i’m honestly clueless about it) with people at the office, but on lemmy, academics piss me off. I don’t know why.

So from your reply, natural question arises: What about diffraction?

You went academic. I’m high. So I just steer them to a right answer while bringing up less academic (but valid (maybe)) ideas about philosophy. I did that because I hate when academics try to seriously discuss that “there is only one electron idea” and similarly unfalsifiable crap. That shit belongs on dumb internet forums with bad memes. And man did I find a bad meme. So was angling for a stupid debate about whether any particle can ever accelerate. You can’t trace them from idenitical copies. Are they the same particle after an interaction knowing that force carriers exist in the standard model? Not an actual quantum field theory debate.

But to give you some closure. I do see that I clearly did imply a tree-level interaction in my initial reply. It is wrong to say a photon emits anything. You were also very direct in your correction. I read it along with other comments and must have confused myself. So in all the back-peddling I was doing, I was avoiding defining “an interaction”. I was just trying to say any influence is an interaction. Not two photons touching on a diagram.

Also, I have a vague memory in grad school. Two people smarter than me were debating whether in a universe consisting only of 3 photons, would they be able to interact? I couldn’t focus on what was said. I was having an existantial crisis. So I had that clacking around in the back of my head. So I’m just going to stop writing now, because as I mentioned, I’m high. So I should just stop.

ziggurism,
@ziggurism@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll level with you. I know how to use QED to compute the cross section of a scattering reaction. But I do not remember, or perhaps never knew, what the QED theoretic description of classical wave mechanical phenomena like diffraction, reflection, refraction, and dispersion look like.

Well… actually of those phenomena, I think diffraction is fine. A single waveform will exhibit diffraction. It doesn’t entail any interactions. A single photon can still exhibit a diffraction pattern. It doesn’t mean that the photon has changed directions or circled around or in any way accelerated. The only reason you might think so is that you’re thinking of photons as billiard ball type classical particles, but of course they are not, they are quantum particles with spread out wavefunctions.

Dispersion I guess is just scattering combined with absorption re-emission (and as we discussed, even scattering is itself a form of absorption & re-emission). But as for reflection and refraction? Those are the phenomena that Entropius was pointing to elsewhere in this thread. I remember how those look in terms of solutions to Maxwell’s equations and boundary conditions, but that’s classical wave mechanics. I do not remember how to translate that into the language of QED.

QED is a fundamental theory, so I assume that a description exists, and of course because I know what QED looks like, so I am certain that it will still be true that in this description, photons will be absorbed & emitted by charged particles, but photons will not interact with photons. However beyond that I cannot say much. How do we describe reflection of light in a mirror as photons scattering off electrons? I don’t know exactly.

One thing I can say is that generally classical states are modeled in quantum mechanics as coherent states, which are eigenstates of the annihilation operator. They look something like exp(N)|0> where N is the number operator, which means that they are states with a superposition of 0 photons, 1 photons, 2 photons, etc. They don’t have a well defined number of particles. So maybe if you want a QED theoretic description of reflection, you can have it, but you won’t be able to talk about specific numbers of photons. But again, I don’t know the details of this.

I wonder whether this concept of classical waveforms as coherent states with a superposition of all numbers of particles will help at all with this philosophical debate about whether two photons are the same particle or not, or about whether you can have a universe with only 3 photons

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll level with you. I only called it philosophical so I could hide behind that as a shield against an actual physics debate. But then I so showed my ass and mentioned the standard model. Thus leaving philosophy. I can’t hide behind unfalsifiable bullshit.

So I hope someone read this and went down some wikipedia rabbit holes. I’ll happily be “Cunningham’s fool”. I’ll give you, weird reader, some more wiki nuggets below.

I don’t think you should let some rando make you doubt anything. I don’t have a Ph.D. in physics. I only have a mild intro this stuff. I was on my way to getting a phd in physics (nuclear at that, not particle) and got distracted by math.

I don’t want to be super specific so as to not dox myself with a research fingerprint, but my research has crossed paths with things like Agmon metrics. Which although feels like I’m doing physics, it doesn’t change the fact that physicists don’t read my papers.

So I do find myself saying “apparently these graded algebras show up in quantum mechanics” and stuff like that. Maybe some day I’ll go back and learn it deeper, but I doubt it.

But I do love knowing that there is a connection even if I don’t see all the details. Like I don’t think I’ll ever understand sentences like “One way to incorporate the standard model of particle physics into heterotic string theory is the symmetry breaking of E8 to its maximal subalgebra SU(3)×E6.”. I need to know about Lie symmetries, but I’m not in physics or algebra. So I don’t think I’ll flesh out this connection, but it really makes me ponder The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics in the Natural Sciences.

So online, I’d rather play the role of a street preacher spouting things like “nature can’t take a derivative. there is no continuum.” and hoping people read the links when I claim nature solves differential equations by means of weak solutions thereby only integrates. Integration is what nature does. I know that the phrase “nature solves differential equations” is nonsense. But it’s fun. So going deeper, nature can’t take a derivative because the idea of point particles destroys continuity. This is what saves the natural world from pathologies like the Banach–Tarski paradox. Those ideas are kinda basic, but I’m shooting for 1 in 10,000 read to whom the topic is both new and interesting for.

Sorry that you engaged with an internet crazy person. I hope it wasn’t too infuriating.

ziggurism,
@ziggurism@lemmy.world avatar

Lie groups are my favorite thing in all of mathematics, and gauge theory is my favorite thing in physics. E8 and all its connections to other subjects is one example of how amazing this subject can be.

It would be a coup de grace of the highest order, just the crowning intellectual achievement of mankind, if we could stumble upon a theory of everything explaining the entire Standard Model, just by fiddling around with how to fit SU(3)xSU(2)xU(1) fits inside E8 or whatever.

But I guess it’s not going to happen.

LillyPip,

Not with that attitude.

pm_me_your_quackers, in You people are everywhere I stg

What do you mean you people

some_guy,

You know exactly what he meant, weirdo

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Those dang fur people.

open_world, in Can't catch me, coppers!!
@open_world@lemmy.world avatar

Well now I want to do it

trash80, in Can't catch me, coppers!!

I wonder how many times that happened before they put up a sign.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s honestly sad that nurses are so underpaid in the US that one could potentially imagine them doing this for free food.

nooneescapesthelaw, (edited )

I can be rich but if I know how to shake a vending machine for free food I’ll do it

zsnell02,

Actually this is in Canada; you can tell by the Hawkin’s Cheezies

Lophostemon,

0 times. It’s likely a joke by a student specialist.

trash80,

ah, I should have known

fossilesque, (edited ) in TIL (Trauma I Learned)
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Maps dude. Old maps are gonna kill me. What the fuck are they even labelling anyway.

RedditWanderer, (edited ) in Why??

I know this is just a funny meme, but if anyone was still wondering:

In the Silmarillion, the War of Wrath was the first time the Valar intervened in the conflict for middle earth, against the then villain Morgoth (Sauron’s boss). The intervention destroyed middle earth and its many magical kingdoms, even sinking an entire continent. After this the Valar decided they should be careful with middle earth, as intervention also means a great escalation of destructive power.

In LOTR Manwë only sent the eagles after the ring is destroyed because he was staying out of the conflict until then. His intervention wasn’t to help the war, but simply to return Frodo home after it was done.

illi,

Somehow expected you to explain the meme with the fact that Middle-Earth is both round and flat at the same time.

tdawg, in Who is he talking to crying???

An old coworker (and now good friend) once opened our very first conversation about how their paper in uni was a meta-analysis of how the universe might be simulated by a machine. They sent me the paper fully expecting me to read it… It’s been five years now and I haven’t gotten past the fifth page

JackGreenEarth,

One page a year

Zellith,

That's me and war and peace tbh.

kadu,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

One page a year

Just like my inkjet printer!

GreenMario, in Why??
SkybreakerEngineer,

Libera te tutemet ex inferis

Now that is a sick beat

FinalRemix, (edited )

closes Palantír

We’re leaving.

EmoBean, in Imaginary friends.

I’m irrational because I’m a πces.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Can I pi you a drink?

illi, in Why??

You are hereby invited to !lotrmemes

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Way ahead of you. 😅

driving_crooner, in Imaginary friends.
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Complex numbers are as real as the Real numbers.

ziggurism,
@ziggurism@lemmy.world avatar

complex numbers are just numbers in a plane instead of a line. saying you don’t believe in i is like saying you don’t believe in “up”

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

For that matter, the real numbers are fake as fuck. “Ah yes, let’s just throw in uncountably many non-computable numbers.” They have played us for absolute fools.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Their subset, irrational numbers, is somehow worse

funnystuff97,

“there are as many even/odd/prime/composite numbers as there are numbers”

g(63)? TREE(3)? BB(10^100)? Rayo’s Number? Fuck outta here with that fake bullshit

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah TREE(3) is so big, how can you possibly know that there are that many evens??

cpw,

The set of all rational numbers has zero size in the real numbers. And yet, they’re fucking dense, meaning you can find a rational arbitrarily close to any real number. I mean, what the fuck?

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s it, I’m Amish now. I use inches and fractions of inches, and that’s as far as my numbers need to take me

ThePyroPython,

No that just makes you an American Mechanical Engineer.

lugal,

Big math is laughing at us right now

nodsocket,

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a joke

lorty,
@lorty@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Not only that, but their existence is implied wven when working just with real numbers!

joneskind,

The fact that you can’t solve any real life electro-magnetism problem without them kinda put an end to that complex shaming nonsense.

Yet there are still people to miss the absolute poetry of their story.

In 1545, an Italian genius called Gerolamo Cardano was pissed he couldn’t solve square root of negative number.

« Fine! I’ll make it myself » he said, before sending everyone to hell.

He then invented an imaginary number i whose square would be -1.

It wasn’t until centuries later that another famous genius named Leonhard Euler found a practical use of those numbers.

Without those numbers we would still be living like 1800´s peons.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

In 1545, an Italian genius called Gerolamo Cardano was pissed he couldn’t solve square root of negative number.

Iirc, it was while trying to solve cubic polynomials, that he found out that accepting the existence of sqrt(-1) let him solve them.

Blahaj_Blast, in You people are everywhere I stg
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
mrbn, in Why??

I would think it was pretty obvious… THEY’RE JERKS.

But what can you expect from a species that’s always looking down on others?

Thank you, i will see myself out.

Bishma, in Who is he talking to crying???
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

The benefit to all the research papers I read skimmed in college is that it made all the technical whitepapers I now need to read summarize with GPT a lot less painful in comparison.

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