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DavidGarcia, in MIGHTY MIGHTY HETEROMORPHIN TIME

obviously this makes no sense evolutionarily, they must have been created by mermaids to make various instruments out of their shells.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Assorted butt plug shapes.

SandLight,
SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Kink shaming is uncalled for in this situation.

Classy,

You did see the username to whom you’re responding, yes?

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I mean, I suppose they might seem bigger to a predator, and harder to swallow for something that swallows prey whole?

CyberTailor,

accidentally “all tomorrows”

chemical_cutthroat, in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry, longi what?

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Cock

Roach

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar
shadearg, in 95% sure this is accurate
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

That little guy? We don’t worry about that little guy.

Usually.

Wirlocke, in Why??

Not enough negative mass

tslnox, in Why??

They didn’t ingest enough spice.

Ranvier, in 95% sure this is accurate

50/50 chance, either it happens or it doesn’t. Easy.

skybreaker, in We don't judge here. :)
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

As someone with a degree in physics who ended up in an engineering role, I approve of this meme.

Tolookah,

As an engineer, I don’t believe in any of that mind reading mumbo jumbo.

rh4c6f,

Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil.

beneeney,
@beneeney@lemm.ee avatar

Fr, what can you do with a physics degree except teach people physics

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Applied physics is a thing. Lots of jobs there. Geophysics, biophysics, engineering physics (yes, that’s a thing…)

MonkderZweite,

engineering physics (yes, that’s a thing…)

Architect?

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Literally everything. All science and engineering is based on physics

milicent_bystandr,

I used my particle physics and knowledge of quantum topology to hybridise a new species of drought-resistant pineapple just the other day. It’s that easy!

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Okay. Good luck having anything from modernity without physics then. Especially your plumbing.

milicent_bystandr,

Oh, I do my plumbing based on political science. But that’s not especially modern. The real genius is using music theory to run my email server. I’m setting self-hosted jazz on a saxophone next weekend.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

So that’s the reason you’re full of shit

acockworkorange,

Well, we did have plenty of engineered items before having the proper physics theory to explain what was happening. Physics does a whole lot more than simply enabling engineering to do more. It’s the basis of our understanding of the universe.

dalekcaan,

Come up with new physics to teach people?

skybreaker,
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

So true, lol

MotoAsh, (edited ) in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥

He’s just taking a moment to pray, “Thank you Lord for delivering me this gift.” y’know, thanking God for the work of man, just normal religious things.

acockworkorange,

Praying to turn the chick into a choir boy.

BeigeAgenda, in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

I was thinking something with why not use AI, but I am sure LLM does not understand math as good as Wolfram alpha.

isolatedscotch,

fun fact, paid chatgpt (yes i have sinned, i pay for it) has a wolfram plugin so a badly worded question gets worded better by chatgpt and then forwarded to wolfram

soloner,

What’s wrong with paying for chat gpt?

wunami,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy has a lot of FOSS zealots.

acockworkorange,

Torches and pitchforks! Get it cheap here! Torches and pitchforks!

urist,
@urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It does fine for many proofs, but it will occasionally just make shit up when it needs to do arithmetic. I’ve only used the free version though.

sigmaklimgrindset, in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥

Wolfram Alpha’s forehead is humongous, holy shit.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Good Ol’ 5head Steve

acockworkorange,

What forehead?

RIP_Cheems, in Can't catch me, coppers!!
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today.”

Toneswirly, in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥

What is the source image? I need to know for…science

gnurd,

It’s by Milo Manara, Italian artist who does a lot of erotic illustrations. I think maybe some comics too. I love his style and the sexy stuff is just a bonus. Really like how he does hair.

https://www.milomanara.it/?lang=en

PhlubbaDubba, in We don't judge here. :)

Hey we understand plenty! Well the parts we have to to make the thing not go boom anyways…

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Wait, things aren’t supposed to go boom ?

Karyoplasma,

I’m Torgue and I’m here to ask you one question and one question only: Explosions?

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Where’s the kaboom? There should have been an earth-shattering kaboom!

10_dollar_banana,

Excellent, excellent. One thought, though. Maybe it should be boom, boom, and then kaboom. Sort of a hoo-ah grand finale!

urist, (edited ) in 95% sure this is accurate
@urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

ah yes my love

the standard normal CDF as an approximation of the binomial distribution (so long as np(1-p) > 10)

BastingChemina, (edited ) in We don't judge here. :)

Ask a physician physicist to build a bridge, it collapse but he knows exactly how and why it collapsed.

Ask an engineer to do it, it holds but he has no idea how it’s holding together.

lemmyseikai,

Wow med school has really upped their game.

milicent_bystandr,

“Doctors Without Bridges”

Naboo_calls_for_aid,

Where we’re going we don’t need bridges

milicent_bystandr,

😎

Hobo,

I think the word you’re looking for is physicist. A physician is a medical doctor (as in a person that treats sick people). A physicist is a person that studies physics (as in a person that knows how to solve word problems involving pool tables).

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

It’s a classic French speaker mistake because physicist is “physicien” and physician is “médecin”, very different.

vacuumflower,

(And Russian)

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