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Blahaj_Blast, in You people are everywhere I stg
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user1234, in We don't judge here. :)

Engineering is just physics with real numbers.

atomicorange,

You start with a real number, then apply several made-up safety factors.

Chais,
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You can have loads of imaginary numbers in EE.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

What a reactive load of…

Chais,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

charge.

user1234,

Which is why I stay away from EE.

bisby,

This guy inducts.

nicoweio,

He has the capacity to.

fossilesque, (edited ) in TIL (Trauma I Learned)
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Maps dude. Old maps are gonna kill me. What the fuck are they even labelling anyway.

open_world, in Can't catch me, coppers!!
@open_world@lemmy.world avatar

Well now I want to do it

harry315, in 95% sure this is accurate

At least if we’re wrong, we know that we live in the remaining 5 % of parallel universes

MxM111, (edited ) in 95% sure this is accurate
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

85% of statistics is made up 35% of the times.

comrade19, in 95% sure this is accurate

But instagram conspiracy theorists will conclusively say ‘WATCH THIS: floride is POISON. (follow link in bio)’ Based on no study ever

UnrepententProcrastinator, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a customer support joke, please hold…

UnrepententProcrastinator, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a web journalism joke but it’s behind a paywall

Honytawk, in Rest in Plasma

Aren’t there like 27 states of matter?

SkyeStarfall,

Depends how you define them, and we keep finding more. If there’s anything the universe hates, it’s perfect categories.

lowleveldata, in Rest in Plasma

Do you know glass is its own state? You’re welcome for the daily dose of WTF

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

That's actually a myth. Glass is an amorphous solid. It exists the Glass Transition, which is where the solid changes from brittle to rubbery as it heats and begins to melt.

sleep_deprived,

I learned that after reading this xkcd and then the list. Which was concerningly recently.

I guess on the bright side it was the only misconception on the list that I had.

blakeus12, in Rest in Plasma
@blakeus12@hexbear.net avatar

🤓☝️

but what about plasma!!!1!!1!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!1

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

With this one simple bomb trick, you too can have plasma in your country!

threelonmusketeers, in Cool S

The double helix depicted in the comic twists the wrong way (inverted chirality).

Randall, I’m disappointed in you :)

EatYouWell, in We don't judge here. :)

Isn’t physics a pretty integral part of engineering?

Cowbee,

Engineering is just the economical application of applied physics, without Physicists Engineers work off faulty knowledge, without Engineers nothing gets designed.

The level of understanding an Engineer needs, however, is purely within the practical and economical, while Physicists understandably have more in-depth knowledge.

Forester, (edited )
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For structural analysts it’s very important.

AFallingAnvil, (edited )
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

I think the joke is you don’t understand enough physics to make that your gig, so you go engineering as the backup plan. Source: am IT, we’re everyone’s backup plan when their initial goals fall through

Forester,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

As a former engineering student who now works in IT… I resent your comment.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Just graduated from college in IT, I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or two. I originally wanted to do creative communications but couldn’t get past the entrance exam.

Droggelbecher,

About to graduate in physics and I’ve definitely scrolled through IT job postings when anxious about not getting a PhD position

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, when IT students get those moments they look at construction ads. It’s turtles all the way down.

A7thStone,

And when us constructing workers get those moments we say fuck!, but at least we don’t have student loans to pay off.

Waraugh,

i didn’t get a degree until I was almost thirty, from an online college at that. I’m a complete idiot and somehow earning a bit over $200k a year in the Midwest at forty years old. Sometimes I have to meet with people and I’m like man, just let me back in my hole, wtf am I doing here, I can barely understand what these people are talking about let alone process any of the shit they are saying. I talk, ask questions, sometimes get answers I can understand but always make an idiot out of myself but I keep talking. Everyone says it’s better to keep your mouth shut and be assumed to be an idiot instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt but I swear I’ve made a career out of being an idiot. If it wasn’t for IT I would be cleaning shit off guys dicks in a brothel somewhere to feed myself.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

In my experience so far asking the question instead of just fucking everything up by guessing is a huge reason why you get paid what you get paid.

pigup,

I have worked with guys who got physics undergrad and mech E masters. They are both awful engineers who don’t really get it. I take this joke too personally because I know it’s bs from experience.

HobbitFoot,

The absolute worst is when those kinds of engineers graduate but are incapable of thinking about the problems they are designing solutions for.

SpaceNoodle,

No, integrals are mathematics

Zacryon,

Depends on the specific engineering branch. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Sometimes nothing at all. But all engineering branches share one thing with physics: math.

TonyToniToneOfficial, in For real this time, NSF, I swear it's the last time.
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait, but fusion is working. They’re seeing net positive output. It’s still quite small at the moment, but moderate gains continue to be made in the field.

lol3droflxp,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

This isn’t properly calculated though. They only count the actual laser energy inside the reacttvs output. They don’t account for the huge amount of energy thatch’s needed to run the lasers in the first place or the rest of the facility. It’s nowhere near putting out more energy than it consumes and it’s also a reactor for nuclear weapons testing so they don’t really try to produce energy anyway.

Ranvier,

You’re not wrong. It’s still an important step for the field though. Having a net positive within the reaction itself could theoretically mean eventually the energy from the reaction can help sustain the reaction after the initial higher activation energy. But with the poor state of science journalism the result was reported with extreme hyperbole.

starbreaker,
@starbreaker@kbin.social avatar

We already have a perfectly good nuclear fusion reactor about 93,000,000 miles from our planet. We just need to make better use of its output.

PhlubbaDubba,

Well seeing how you almost need the output of a Dyson swarm to make a Dyson swarm, cool glowy rock power and explodey gas power can and will work just as good. Especially for places that are far away from the ideal conditions to exploit solar energy terrestrially. Where I’m at we have to use literal piles of garbage to be able to get high enough above the trees to achieve sustainable output.

sbv,
lurch, (edited )

The concept is viable. Just needs moar mirrors

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Mythbusters used a lot of mirrors, and could not get it to work.

sbv, (edited )

The concept is viable. Just needs moar mirrors

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Sadly I believe they found adding more mirrors did not appreciably raise the temperature of the focal point. Diminishing returns and all. So unfortunately more mirrors is not the answer, more Lasers is!

MossyFeathers,

They already do this fyi. Solar plants tend to use mirrors that concentrate light to heat water and turn a turbine instead of actual solar panels. Amazingly, iirc converting light into heat, the heat into steam, and then the steam into kinetic energy, is still more efficient than a normal photovoltaic cells.

a_wild_mimic_appears,

And if you wanna go big you use liquid salt instead of boring old water.

sleep_deprived,

I mean yeah, we should absolutely be replacing as much fossil fuel use as we can with existing renewable energy tech. But there’s no reason we shouldn’t also be investing in fusion research, at least as far as I’m aware

DroneRights,

Because bad actors like fossil fuel and car companies will say “look, the government is funding fusion. Don’t make us go renewable now, just wait five years until fusion is here.” You have to consider the political impacts pursuing research will have on society’s perceptions. Even if you know your project is just a wild experiment that probably won’t work, journalists won’t.

PhlubbaDubba,

You mean like exactly what they did to Nuclear power when Solar and wind were those experimental and untested at scale technologies?

Fosheze,

Exactly. And that’s with the little reactors. If I remember correctly ITER is less than 5 years from first plasma. After that monster gets online, fusion research gets much easier.

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