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ElectricCattleman, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a programming joke, but if you’re not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.

ElectricCattleman, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.

stebo02, (edited ) in I dunno, still might be aliens with this one.
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

Actually this is how we’ve been reconstructing dinosaurs. They’re probably all very wrong.

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

I dont care how scientifically accurate Dino’s with bird feathers are, they will never be as cool as the Jurassic park dino of my childhood

Salvo,
@Salvo@aussie.zone avatar

Spoken like someone who thinks Pluto should still be considered a Planet.

But you are right, Jurassic Park would be a completely different movie if Genaro was eaten my something that looked like an oversized quail.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Pluto is a planet

LostXOR,

It'll always be a planet in our hearts.

Klear, (edited )

And what about Ceres and Eris then? Planets too?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Everything’s a planet!

angrystego,

I’m all for it, let’s get more planets!

Draconic_NEO,
@Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz avatar

“Planet” in my book is anything that’s too big to just be a large lumpy rock. Something with sufficient gravity to pull itself into the shape of a sphere.

The idea of planets needing to orbit in eliptical orbits on a plane, or clear their own paths is a bias from living in a stable planetary system, but much of the planetary systems and indeed much of the universe doesn’t have the stability that exists in this local area, it’s especially the case in younger planetary systems as well as much older ones.

Also many planets in the universe don’t even have stars, they are rogue, scattered throughout the darkness between the stars.

DroneRights,

It’s starting to look like rogue planets are the more common ones and us stellar orbiters are the weirdos

Draconic_NEO,
@Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz avatar

Just goes to show how much the universe is a chaotic and cruel place, hopefully we won’t end up joining them in the cold dark void in our future.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yup!

Now, whether or not they meet a specific criteria for a specific standard used in a scientific field is not in debate. Obviously, the standard for what defines a planet in a given field of study is applicable in that field.

However, for the rest of us, we don’t have to use that standard. See, using a language for something lile science is filled with this kind of thing when you use a living language that’s why Latin is so often the default for situations where you need fixed definitions. Otherwise, you deal with this issue constantly.

Though, tbh, even that’s no certain protection because people will borrow words, or misuse them just because we’re essentially a bunch of parrots playing with sounds sometimes. Lol at what happened with words like idiot or moron. They used to have a fixed, certain meaning with a standard used to apply them. Now they’re just insults.

The “planets” have existed in the public awareness with a much looser definition than what is used in scientific fields. Pretty much anything can be a planet in colloquial usage, so long as it orbits the sun. Now, I believe most people would insist on a lower size threshold where something is no longer a planet, but some other term. The problem is that there’s not a consensus on that lower limit.

With ceres and eris in specific, most people that are aware they exist are gong to be into “space” in some way, maybe even professionally. That makes the usage of planet for them less common than for Pluto, but the more casual the interest in such things, the more likely they are to get lumped in as “the 10th planet” or 10th and 11th, depending on who is saying things.

But, for casual conversation, I’d say that all three are planets. I’d have to look up the standards again because I’m fucking old, but I would also be just fine with someone calling them dwarf planets, or planetoids, or whatever.

Seriously. Until someone is just outright ignoring common usage and making up definitions nobody else uses, this kind of thing is just part of the fun of being monkeys that make complex sounds. None of us are obligated to use jargon definitions in casual settings, and trying to force that is not only pointless, it’s sometimes rude.

name_NULL111653,

Pluto will forever be a planet in our hearts…

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

IIRC the current theory is that many (likely most) had feathers but few of the large ones had actual wings beyond just a row of longer feathers on the forearms. The bodily structures that allow flight are absent on the vast majority of dinosaurs so it’s thought they mostly used their arm feathers as rudders for better control when running (which the ostrich and other large flightless birds still use). However, it is thought that some smaller species likely did have wings which they used to glide much like a flying squirrel. Eventually they evolved larger chest muscles and a keel for attaching said large muscles, and at that point you could reasonably just call them birds, which are to this day a subset of dinosaurs.

DroneRights,

Birds are dinosaurs because taxonomy as a field is fundamentally based on garbage pseudoscience

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

But even with more modern methods like cladistics and genetic analysis, birds are still found to be directly descended from contemporary dinosaurs.

DroneRights,

And the taxonomic rule that any animal is also all of its ancestors is garbage science.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s not “science,” that’s just an arbitrary convention that can help simplify communication of complex toppics. The genetic data that the convention is derived from is the science, in the form of a lineage of genetic relations between organisms and nothing else, because biology has exactly zero built-in categories or labels, and those are all human-made.

DroneRights,

Exactly, it’s not science. And it’s not helpful either. It doesn’t simplify communication. The representative conventions of taxonomy are not derived from evidence, they’re derived from the irrelevant feelings of taxonomists hundreds of years ago who didn’t understand how the world works. It’s pseudoscience. Pointless tradition masquerading as a legitimate exploratory endeavour.

protist, (edited )

T. rex

T. rex may have had lips, for example

embed_me,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

😗

dingleberry,

Luscious kissable lips?

Klear,

Lusty Cretaceous Maid

usualsuspect191,

The book All Yesterdays explores this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Yesterdays

Salvo,
@Salvo@aussie.zone avatar

Just purchased. Now it will languish in my iBooks library with other illustrated books until some time in the distant future…

Malgas,
MonkderZweite,

Then you have physcs and how much weight the bones can lift before breaking.

makuus,

I want to believe…

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
jomoo99,

We need to bring back the chonkosaurs

MonkderZweite,

It’s a while ago. Now they’re probably pretty accurate.

larsloveslegos, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet
@larsloveslegos@lemmy.world avatar

I have a computer joke, but I’m still gathering all the parts needed to build it.

FlyingSquid, in Pronouns.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a cousin who got a knighthood in the UK, but he won’t let me call him ‘sir’ no matter how funny I think it is. (He also has a PhD.)

Opafi, in honesty is key

The Richter scale doesn’t end at 10?

DragonTypeWyvern,

But a quake higher than 10 is considered impossible with current conditions, so in practice it does.

You know, unless.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

It does but only due to practicality.

Seismologist Susan Hough has suggested that a magnitude 10 quake may represent a very approximate upper limit for what the Earth's tectonic zones are capable of, which would be the result of the largest known continuous belt of faults rupturing together (along the Pacific coast of the Americas).[17] A research at the Tohoku University in Japan found that a magnitude 10 earthquake was theoretically possible if a combined 3,000 kilometres (1,900 mi) of faults from the Japan Trench to the Kuril–Kamchatka Trench ruptured together and moved by 60 metres (200 ft) (or if a similar large-scale rupture occurred elsewhere). Such an earthquake would cause ground motions for up to an hour, with tsunamis hitting shores while the ground is still shaking, and if this kind of earthquake occurred, it would probably be a 1-in-10,000-year event.[18]

So a 10 could be like, if California decides to finally go walkabout. Physically possible, but the sheer amount of movement a part of the crust would need to experience is very unlikely and therefore a scale measuring that or above isn't needed.

Opafi,

I even heard that nine-point-something is pretty much the limit because the rock just can’t store enough energy to go beyond ten, resulting in earthquakes before it hits that mark.

However, if you got the energy into the system from outside, it’s very possible to cross that line. The dinosaur asteroid supposedly resulted in a quake up to 11 on the Richter scale.

So… Is it likely? No. But the scale doesn’t end at 10.

rmuk,

But how will this affect the stock markets?

Kolanaki, in hippopocranuse!!
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Hippipotenuse is a cutie. 😊

PoisonedPrisonPanda, in hippopocranuse!!

My brain hertz

Downcount, (edited ) in I have a logic joke, and it is inductively defined as follows:

I have an ADHD joke and look outside, it’s snownig!

Ranvier, (edited ) in Greebles!

Bonus points (BPs) for when you get entire sentences full of abbreviations (SFOA). Even more BPs when you get SFOA with abbreviations containing abbreviations within them (SWACAWT). I really hate SWACAWTs.

Hupf,

SWACs for short

kureta,

FFCKs sake

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

SWACFS

Metans,

S

Ddhuud, in I have a logic joke, and it is inductively defined as follows:

I have a quantum physics joke, and I don’t.

RedditWanderer, (edited ) in Nothing to see here. Nope.

Are you ready for your big anal test on Friday?!

PainInTheAES,

Yeah, it’s really gonna bring up my gape point average

felixwhynot,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

Username checks out

PainInTheAES,

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Zorque, in We don't judge here. :)

Is the date a perfect sphere in a vacuum with no friction?

Elektrotechnik,

Aww, he doesn’t understand physics and has a small dick? :(

Damaskox, in What does a PhD mean?
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

I appreciate this picture!

CheeseToastie, in hippopocranuse!!
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