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mctoasterson, in We don't judge here. :)

Her: “No I meant I’m a software engineer.”

Him: “Oh. I also hate myself and want to die.”

PhlubbaDubba,

“Can I lick the science?”

“Nothing else has made the code work so ya might as well!”

baseless_discourse, in We don't judge here. :)

I suck at math too!

fckreddit,

Don’t we all??

BeatTakeshi, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet
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I have a torrenting joke, but it’s only 99.1% complete

samus12345, in Greebles!
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First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.

threelonmusketeers,

But why did they cut the fleeb?

samus12345,
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My best guess is that when they cut the fleeb, it makes more fleebs, which they can then use to make more plumbuses (plumbi?)

RIPandTERROR, in Memory Soup
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Neon Genesis Evangelion finally making sense

Frogodendron, in Rest in Plasma

And if those three are mostly hydrocarbons, prepare to enter the state of war.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Whoa... whoa... whoa!

I think you mean a state of coerced freedom!

codblopsii, in Memory Soup

I could have lived my whole life, happy, never knowing ‘angry’ butterflies existed or that they could become angry. Horrible large winged shit flies.

dope, (edited ) in Can't we just talk about it without the maths? Guys?

Via a difficult method you observe something strange.

For conversation’s sake you call what you observed, “gob”.

Overhearing the conversation, people, who never practiced the method (because it is difficult), discuss “gob”.

In time the method is forgotten. But the discussion continues.

That baseless, insubstantial discussion.

dope, in uhhh uhhhhh

The universe is just an emergent artifact of language.

dope, in Memory Soup

Caterpillar : hanging from a branch and wrapping yourself in silk delivers a righteous buzz.

dope, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have an epistemology joke but it’s just common knowledge.

dope, (edited ) in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have an empiricism joke but it makes no reference to observed reality.

Decoy321, (edited ) in Hmmm... pungent, weakly aromatic!

I went and looked this up, turns out drinking acetone isn’t as outright dangerous as I expected. Our bodies produce a little of the stuff when breaking down fat, into ketones. It’s only a problem when there’s too much of the stuff for the liver to process.

So basically it’s like drinking rubbing alcohol.

… Which you still shouldn’t do.

fossilesque, (edited )
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I looked up the safety sheet for this meme title ngl.

ornery_chemist, (edited )

I don’t think your comment emphasizes enough how like drinking rubbing alcohol drinking acetone would be. Rubbing alcohol (isopropanol) is, in fact, metabolized directly to acetone when ingested. The acetone can be metabolized further, but a good chunk is also simply exhaled.

LemmyKnowsBest,

All right then, chemically and metabolically speaking, (this is hypothetical and I never have any intention of drinking rubbing alcohol or acetone), what is the maximum amount of these liquids a person could drink before it becomes dangerous?

onion,

There usually isn’t a single point where something goes from safe to dangerous

ornery_chemist, (edited )

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I was just trying to highlight a fun fact about how they act similarly metabolically.

But since you asked, according to wikipedia, the oral LD50s for acetone and isopropanol (taking average of values for rats, mice, and rabbits) are 4713 and 3655 mg/kg, respectively. Extrapolating to a 75 kg human, that’s 451 and 349 mL for a 50/50 shot at permanent night-night. For comparison, ethanol is ~7300 mg/kg -> 694 mL by the same metric.

paddirn, in I have an astronomy joke but it's been eclipsed

I have a quantum joke, but you can’t observe it.

CareHare, in Point taken

I’m OOTL, could someone explain please?

Also I’m European.

RootBeerGuy,
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It’s ok, we know you were on vacation.

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