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Malgas, in For real this time, NSF, I swear it's the last time.

http://i.imgur.com/3vYLQmm.png

Random_German_Name,

hehe funny graphs

Diplomjodler, in Rest in Plasma

Well, here in Germany we have something called “Saarland”. Nobody knows quite what it’s good for.

Random_German_Name,

Pufferzone in case the froggies try something

MarcomachtKuchen, in KNOW THE SIGNS

Man im so happy to be delivered such high quality archeology (?) memes. Thank you for All your non relatable but incredibly funny posts

Mo5560,

Archaeology -> people, Paleontology -> non people

Both are about digging old stuff out of the ground (sometimes)

Source: not an archaeologist, but I was told so by other people who are also not archaeologists

LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA, in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥
@LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net avatar

i dont get this joke at all, but the meme format is gold

Antitrust7668,

WolframAlpha is a very fancy calculator you can essentially plug almost anything into and get a step-by-step guide to solving the equation. I believe it can do much more than that, but that’s what most people use it for.

Ddhuud, in Why??

If you’re going to fold the paper, at least have the decency of pushing a pen through. The way Hollywood intended.

TerminalEncounter, in FUCKING NASA
@TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net avatar

Uranus’ moons are named after Shakespeare characters which I always think is kinda fun!

Affidavit,

Inb4 they all die a tragic but poetic death

Pulptastic, in We don't judge here. :)

Who said she’s a mechanical engineer?

RagingRobot,

She probably drives a train

SolarMech,

IIRC they all learn some physics at engineering school. Even the software engineers.

fckreddit,

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    milicent_bystandr,

    Neither do the physicists

    I_am_10_squirrels,

    I did chemical engineering because it only required two physics courses.

    And because I like chemistry.

    calcopiritus,

    In my engineering school, the major difference between software engineers and real engineers is that software engineers don’t study physics.

    painfulasterisk1, (edited ) in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥

    I’d rather use

    www.symbolab.com

    i_am_hiding,

    Wolfram is a lot cheaper. One time payment of like 5 bucks and it’s been on my phone for years.

    painfulasterisk1,

    Do you have to pay for symbolab? The last time I used was 10 years ago when tutoring a few students. I also paid for Wolfram alpha sometime last year.

    https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/80b3fe09-c605-49f9-a8d3-127fe20204f6.jpeg

    i_am_hiding,

    Symbolab was free up to about four or five years ago, but good things never last.

    LemmyKnowsBest, in That was a close one!!!

    Heck, I can throw a baseball that far. I’m glad NASA is watching out for us.

    768,

    200 kph fastball takes 310 years, given your probable age being >17 and a life expectency of smth in the 70s, I doubt that you have the ability to confirm that you can…

    Sotuanduso,

    All it takes is the rocket science to plot a course to confirm that you can.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Ooh I love it when you pull out your math 😍

    Norgur, in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.

    HANS! ZE FLAMMENWERFER! GET IT NAOW!

    name_NULL111653,

    https://pawb.social/pictrs/image/7a6da268-0787-437b-9f2d-0e55f7018a44.jpeg

    vamputer, in Rest in Plasma
    @vamputer@infosec.pub avatar

    At what temperature does matter become Texas?

    quicksand,

    At the moment of conception

    kyle, in 🌰🌰🌰 Quercus Master Race 🌰🌰🌰

    Oh muh lawd Quercus is the name of oak trees??

    Quercus is a squirrel character in Divinity Original Sin 2, who is trying to stop the Great Acorn from destroying all non-squirrel life.

    DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

    Wow that game went harder than I assumed from the intro

    jadedwench,

    Every time I see Quercus mentioned, I hear it in Sir Lora’s voice. That game is amazing and I am having a blast with Baldur’s Gate 3. Surprisingly, the iPad Pro version of DOS2 is really great, especially on the big one. They did the touch controls right.

    AmosBurton_ThatGuy, in What does it mean??
    @AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

    Let’s just hope an alien civilization finding that probe doesn’t lead to a dual vector foil being launched at the solar system

    DgbbObz0GDufBVFF9szB,

    I mean even a photoid would be bad for us right now.

    AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
    @AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

    True, we can’t exactly go and cower behind Jupiter at the moment unfortunately.

    frauddogg, in uhhh uhhhhh
    @frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    honestly, i hope we’re alone. I don’t trust humanity to not try and kill whatever we find.

    Sabata11792,
    @Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

    What? They were going to do the same if we didn't kill them.

    SuckMyWang, in KNOW THE SIGNS

    It’s too late for these people. I don’t usually agree with the conservatives but I think they might be right about this.

    unreachable, (edited )
    @unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

    conservativeshomo erectus

    SuckMyWang, (edited )

    More like homo impotentus.

    Edit. I see, they both work in their own way

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