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TropicalDingdong, in Self portrait

I’m in this meme and I hate it.

fastandcurious, in Imaginary friends.

I remember a very beautiful line my teacher told me

Its translated so it might not be as good

‘It’s not necessary for everything to have a meaning, but everything does bring meaning if you know how to use it’

NocturnalMorning, in That was a close one!!!

The earth is on average 93 million miles from the sun… holy crap, does that mean the earth has been avoiding the sun this whole time???

GBU_28,

We are literally falling into it! We just keep “narrowly” missing it on the far sun horizon

NocturnalMorning,

Thank God we keep missing!

dabaldeagul,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

Seeing how orbit is just falling and missing, kinda?

squeezeyerbawdy, in I feel this in my bones.

These C\ScienceMemes are killing me. I love and NEED more of this. Time to learn how to meme. Well done all!

🦠🐁🔬🦇🚀💉🪺🦾🫀🥽🪲🪸🪐🌋

SomeAmateur,

This page is becoming one of my favs on lemmy! It’s a lot harder to laugh at all the boring dystopia style memes

fossilesque, in Correlation, maybe causation?
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

That Impact Factor drop lmao.

Engywuck, in Self portrait

Naughty papers…

ornery_chemist, (edited ) in haha its ok guys

PI at next subgroup meeting: “It’s been a whole month, why hasn’t anyone accomplished anything?”

LM1: “Well the experiment plan you said I had to do I should try last time f-”

LM2: “-Spectrometer died :)”

LM1: “…oh right, yeah, the spectrometer died :|”

PI: :|

PI: “So where’s your manuscript?”

someguy3, in I feel this in my bones.

How do they fill the niche of insects?

Xenny,

They are pollinators

halykthered,
@halykthered@lemmy.ml avatar

They buzz when they fly.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

They’re bird bees

AtmaJnana,

It’s because of the way they are.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

they fill the niche of hummingbird moths

IMongoose,

Maybe this will explain nothing for you:

youtu.be/yiyZmQhuM4w?si=gRHweEaprBLcLs68

PhlubbaDubba, in For real this time, NSF, I swear it's the last time.

Haven’t we already confirmed ignition and just entered the “how do we sustain this at scale?” phase of the development?

Mo5560,

Haven’t we already confirmed ignition?

Not that I know of. You can obviously just neglect most energy costs when considering “ignition” and the proclaim you’ve achieved ignition. These may legitimately be significant advances but it doesn’t mean we’re ready to start thinking about actually sustaining fusion energy at scale.

Cethin, (edited )

So the thing you’ve heard about wasn’t the first “ignition” (almost certainly the wrong word, it’s not a flame) it was just the first fusion reaction that output more energy than was directly input. This is confusing to readers because there was actually a ton more energy required, but the lasers that directly impacted the material had less energy than was released, but total energy needed was much higher than was created. Also, that test was, as far as I’m aware, more suitable for a weapon style design, not a reactors that can sustain itself and create electricity. It was basically a capsule shot by a bunch of lasers, not in a reactor.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in What does it mean??

Carl Sagan meant well. He probably sent it to himself. Surely he’s received it by now.

Hey, where’s the one with the noodz?

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar
CoderKat, in Can't catch me, coppers!!

Is this picture from Canada, or do they sell Hawkins Cheezies anywhere else? They were my favourite snack as a kid, but I think they might only exist here in Canada?

lenuup, in Who is he talking to crying???

Dont forget the draft

RooPappy, in FUCKING NASA

Ganymede was a prince. He never boned Jupiter (or Zeus) as far as I know.

768,

He was his cupbearer though.

Zoboomafoo,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

No way they didn’t bone

imaqtpie,
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can confirm. TIL that ancient Athenians were homophobic about Cretans though 😂. Damn Cretans trying to turn Greece gay.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5fb5dfbe-0558-4a77-bea0-8d0293bb5d69.jpeg

Napain,

You mean to say someone made that up !?!??!

Hupf,

Those cretins at it again!

GBU_28,

Cuppin Zeus bawlz

Affidavit,

Someone’s been reading the sanitised version of the story.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Which ultra PG rated version did you read?

Peppycito, in We don't judge here. :)

If you ask a scientist what pi is, they will tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, they will tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, they will say “about 3, but let’s round it up to 5 to be safe.”

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I’d replace scientist to something more precise like physicist because usually people consider mathematicians as scientists even if it depends on definitions.

Peppycito,

Feel free! I actually just googled it because I couldn’t exactly remember it. I’d use contractions too and make it less formal sounding.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Thank you, I feel free now. Go get those other hostages now!

milicent_bystandr,

usually people consider mathematicians as scientists

Yikes!

… Wait, does this mean I can call a historian an artist? Then I’m game.

BigDanishGuy,

You can call them whatever you want, what are they going to do? They’re historians!

milicent_bystandr,

In twenty years time they’ll rip into me on r/askhistorians

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Historians are scientists imo. Is that a reference I don’t have?

milicent_bystandr,

Usually (in my experience?) history is one of the ‘humanities’, which are more lumped with arts than sciences.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Yes it usually is, but I think the methodologies for modern history research is very much scientific.

praise_idleness,
sigmaklimgrindset, in A Civil Resolution

Any link to the paper?

qjkxbmwvz,
qaz,

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