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state_electrician, in Those were the days!

Uh, yeah, suck it, pipet boy.

DavidGarcia, in 6/10

I just realized that 6 is basically a dick pictogram

candyman337, in 6/10

When I was younger I really didn’t get societal norms super well, a girl asked me to rate her and I thought she was not ugly, not gorgeous, I gave her a 7 out of 10. She was offended lol. Didn’t even realize she was flirting with me until years later lmao

Psythik,

You fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book.

In the future, when a girl asks you to rate her, the answer is always 10.

candyman337,

No I just tell people I don’t rate people that way. Because for one my attraction is not based on appearance mostly, and also no one is a 10 to me because no one is perfect, so they’ll never be happy with the answer. So I outright refuse with that reasoning. Like I’m not gonna rate the girl over there that’s clearly pretty who may be more physically attractive just so I can rate you lower physically despite caring for you more and finding you way more attractive overall.

JackbyDev,

You sound like the dude in the image lol. I don’t mean that in a bad way, just a funny observation. I get it too, because whenever my friends and I see a movie we have these sort of debates. I rate 1 to 5 and everyone else does 1 to 10. I say I can’t do 1 to 10 because it is too granular and it’s a subjective thing anyways. It’s funny how something so simple as “rate X on a scale of whatever” can turn into such a massive dilemma.

ryannathans,

What a stupid way to flirt

RaivoKulli,

It’s basically just asking if you think they’re cute lol

ryannathans,

Yeah but there’s 101 ways to do that, are they expecting a 10 lol

RaivoKulli,

Well yeah they’re obviously hoping you’d call them cute lol

slurpeesoforion, in 6/10

Is 6/10 the new 5/7?

dope, in Cope

The assumption here is that contributing to society is first priority.

popemichael, in 6/10
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If talking with a woman and she asks you to rate her:


“Hmm, let’s see 9.5… nope, wait, hold on,…”

Fix a hair on her head or move your head around like you’re looking at the Mona Lisa

“Nope, 10 out of ten. Absolute perfection.”

Then smile, and look her in the eyes (or forehead if you’re shy)


The touch will help increase intimacy level, but if you lean in and she leans back, then you don’t have permission to touch her then do the head bobs like you’re examining a really nice piece of art.

Bonus points: Make sure you look her up and down with your eyes as she’s unconsciously seeing that you’re looking at her whole picture.

At least that my default on how I handle questions like that.

PR_freak,

Instructions unclear I stuck a finger in her eye and she punched me

just_squanch_it, in 6/10
stolid_agnostic, in Those were the days!

lol lol let me suck up this salmonella sample real fast

Gsus4, in Cope
@Gsus4@feddit.nl avatar

You can’t just collect and analyse the data either, you have to write a kickass paper, design an appealing poster and present it like it’s the best thing ever and the respective talk…oh yea and then you have to write tons of kickass proposals to get the funding to do more experiments to collect more data and analyse it and… :)

ruffsl, in The 555 Timer just Stayin' Alive
@ruffsl@programming.dev avatar

Perhaps, is there an engineering meme community I could cross post this to?

fckreddit, in RATS!

While humans studying rats is routine, rats studying humans is definitely novel.

JackGreenEarth,

Well, it was a theme in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, so not entirely novel.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I’d argue it’s a literary novel. Maybe several.

xusontha, in me irl
GreenMario, in RATS!

While you were studying rats, rats was studying the blade 🗡️

Kowowow, in me irl

Riddle me this science man

Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer?

Is it shorter to new york York it is by plane?

Is it wetter underwater if your there when it rains?

If you have pondered these questions you might be a nut

agentshags, in RATS!
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

rats getting blazed on that K2

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