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dingleberry, in scicomm irl

I have stopped following science news altogether. Another win for the journalists, you guys are great.

ornery_chemist, in scicomm irl

Nah, they right tho, my discoveries are totally useless even with context.

Kolanaki, in me irl
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

clinking a bunch of sample vials together while they are attached to my fingers

“SCIENTISTS… COME OUT TO PLAY-AY!”

lowleveldata, in Physics.

Hey! At least the equations have solutions sometimes

httpjames,
@httpjames@sh.itjust.works avatar

0 divided by 0 🥲

threelonmusketeers,

Hey, maybe it’s just an indeterminate form. You should try differentiating one more time. This time it should work, right?

LegionEris, in Physics.

My actual high school experience. I enjoy math these days. When I was expected to learn and demonstrate it, I was an unstable teenager unsure if I hated myself or my parents more. (Spoiler alert: it was my parents >_>) Doing math made me slow down and make space in my head, which let out all the dead Hanks and Deans allowed the TRUAMA to flood in.

chaogomu, in Fahrenheit vs. Celsius vs. Kelvin

Fun fact time, -40F is -40C.

And 575F is 575K

BeigeAgenda,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Fahrenheit is a strange scale.

jivemasta,

Fahrenheit makes sense for humans. Most of your day to day climates are in the 0 to 100 scale, and every 10 degrees is a noticeable level change.

  • 100 super hot day, approaching unsafe without counter measures
  • 90 really hot day, slightly annoying and should take precautions
  • 80, hot day, more annoying than anything
  • 70, beautiful day, enjoy it
  • 60 not to bad, if it’s windy you could be slightly on the cold side
  • 50 long sleeves or maybe a hoodie
  • 40 definitely a jacket, and hat
  • 30 full on coat, scarfe, and hat
  • 20 multiple layers of out for a while, maybe double pants
  • 10 annoyingly cold, need to start thinking about the safety precautions
  • 0 and below, temperature now measured in hold long you can be outside before danger

Celsius makes sense for science stuff because it’s derived from science stuff, so things like calories and energy work with it. But it doesn’t really apply to everyday life as well. So it actually makes sense to use both units for the things the are good at.

Enigma,

Just an fyi, 100F is not “unsafe without counter measures” level of hot. That would be around 115+F. I say this as someone from a city that regularly hits 120F during the summer. 100 you can still get in your car, 115+ you need to wear gloves or else you’ll get 3rd degree burns. 100 have to buy pizza for lunch, 115+ just bake a pizza in your car.

BeigeAgenda,
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Being from outside of the US I’m used to Celsius for everything, so I can make the same list, the numbers are just not whole 10s and I would probably round to nearest 5.

richieadler,

They probably don’t understand numbers not ending in 0.

aksdb,

It depends on what you were raised with. For me I have all these relevant points in my head for C. 25 is nice, under 20 you slowly need to dress longer stuff. Over 30 is hot, over 40 sucks hard, over 50 can become deadly soon. Body temp is around 37.

Truck_kun,

I don’t science anymore, but living in a F country, I keep in mind for conversions:

0C is freezing point of water ~32F 20-22C is room temp ~68-72F 30C+ is Unhappy temperatures/hot.

Really only things I need to remember, and gradient based off of. It can get up to 45C where I live, but that would never be important to me. I hate the heat, if it’s 30C+, the degree to which it is hot matters little, I’m going to just want to stay out of the sun or go inside.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

A F country? You can just say the US, I doubt it’d be Cayman Islands or Liberia lol.

ricecake,

It’s just designed with a slightly different set of assumptions.

Instead of water freezing and boiling 100° apart, it’s 180° in fahrenheit. That makes it so that they’re on the opposite sides of a temperature gauge, and a degree of rotation of the gauge matches a degree of temperature.
Instead of zero being the freezing point of water under specific conditions, it’s a brine solution whose temperature will stabilize in a way that’s useful for using as a calibration point.

Stripped of its context, it’s odd. But it’s not irrational, just no longer consensus as the standard, and as such deprecated.

namingthingsiseasy,

And at what temperatures are C and K equal?

chaogomu,

Never. They use the same spacing between degrees. The Kelvin scale was derived from the Celsius scale, just placing the 0° at absolute zero rather than at the freezing point of water.

xusontha, in I do it all for the stickies.

Guys, I got a secret if you promise not to tell anyone

You can just buy the stickers online and then tell people you got a PhD

I do it I have 4 PhDs

Pistcow, in I do it all for the stickies.
z500, in Physics.
@z500@startrek.website avatar

How to math:

  1. Be expected to somehow already know 50,000 trigonometric identities
  2. Cry
threelonmusketeers,

Be expected to somehow already know 50,000 trigonometric identities

But you can derive the other 49,994 from a half-dozen key ones though.

david, in fucking fool

When you find out about Dunning-Kruger and realise that that’s why everyone else in the world is so stupid apart from you.

Conradfart,

Unlike most people, I see what you did there.

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

I sometimes genuinely expect people to know “basic quantum mechanics” and I’ll start ranting about it as if they have some background knowledge and then my roommate looks at me like I’m crazy.

Dr_Cog,
@Dr_Cog@mander.xyz avatar

I do the same with psychology. Except it’s worse because people think they DO know psychology when they absolutely don’t

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m so glad I don’t have to deal with people pretending to know physics that often. Usually I just get “why the fuck did you major in physics” and then I go cry

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

The funniest part of this comment to me is that it could be said unironically either by someone educated in college or on tiktok

I sometimes expect people to know “basic physics,” which is apparently a bit much to ask sometimes. I don’t mean having a firm grasp on what e=mc² actually means, I don’t even have that. I’m talking about a firm grasp on energy simply being the capacity to do work, and the basic fact that there is no free energy device.

No, you cannot charge an electric car while it’s driving by putting wind turbines on it. No, you cannot use gear ratios to achieve overunity. No, magnets can’t solve the problem either.

PS, if you firmly believe that crystals vibrate on higher frequencies (eta: and that vibration can somehow heal you or something), but can’t describe what frequency amethyst vibrates at in hertz, you are what Dunning and Kruger set out to study

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I got curious, so I googled it. There’s a company that sells amethyst that claims it vibrates at 32,876 Hz. They do not describe anything about the physical characteristics of the particular rock they measured, which would have an impact on the frequency at which it vibrates.

Another source claims amethyst resonates with the Crown chakra, which has a frequency of 768 Hz. They do not explain how they derived this frequency. 32,876 is not a multiple of 768, and would not resonate with something that vibrates at that frequency.

Yet another source claims that amethyst vibrates at 963 Hz. It does not list any physical characteristics of the rock they measured, and this is not a multiple of either of the other numbers.

Credit to Beadworks Philadelphia for explaining that different objects have different resonant frequencies, even if they’re made of the same material! Unfortunately, that credit is revoked because they immediately claim that amethyst crystals can cure or treat medical conditions. Shame.

emergencyfood,

if you firmly believe that crystals vibrate on higher frequencies, but can’t describe what frequency amethyst vibrates at in hertz

I’m not a physicist, but I think crystals can vibrate at a fixed frequency? Isn’t that how quartz watches work?

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes and no. The quartz in watches needs to be tuned to a specific frequency. They do this by either adding material or taking some away, just like a normal tuning fork. Here’s a video explaining it better than I possibly can, and it’s Steve Mould, so you know it’s worth the watch

EpeeGnome,

A crystal’s resonant frequency is determined by its size and shape as well as it’s material. The quartz crystals used in watches and other precision crystal oscillators are machined very exactly. Even then it’s not that they can’t vibrate at other frequencies, they’re just not good at it.

Endorkend,
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

"You ever notice how stupid the average person is? Now realize that half of them are dumber than that!"

JockerBlack, in Thermal Energy Intuition

If you don’t get it:

It takes the same amount of energy to increase the temperature of water by ~70°C (room temp=30°C and boiling point = 100°C) as it takes to send that cup of water 30 000 meters into the air. (If I did the math right)

mild_deviation,

Now if only we could figure out a way to actually do that without burning a bunch of fuel for the purpose of lifting fuel! Something something tyranny of rockets.

notabot,

As with so many problems, this one can be solved with a suitably large cannon. Why you’d want to fire cups of water into the stratosphere is left as an exercise for the interested reader.

nooneescapesthelaw,

The general formula:

MCT=MGH

So height=(heat capacity of liquid*change in temp)/9.81

In our case (4184*70)/9.81 ~ 30,000 meters

pooberbee, in Who needs GitHub when you can just email the author?

For some reason, the smug “python 2.7” guy makes me so irrationally angry.

Spzi, in Thermal Energy Intuition

We could be running several space habitats by now if people just weren’t drinking so much tea.

ruffsl, in Who needs GitHub when you can just email the author?
@ruffsl@programming.dev avatar

Pain… This too painful to be posted as just a meme…

CareHare, in fucking fool

Same problem in the abstract art business. Too many artists publish only a summary of their painting or song, instead of the whole deal.

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