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Lophostemon, in It's just science.

I thought hotdogs were nature’s hotdogs.

Zehzin,
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tygerprints,

Nature's 100 percent unnatural hotdogs. MMMMMM You can really taste the hog anus.

Lophostemon,

This could get extremely philosophical fast. If humanity is part of nature, and we make hotdogs, then hotdogs are part of nature.

tygerprints,

Hot dogs are satan's boner on a bun. (!) MMMM mmm, that's good boner meat.

Ashyr,

Little known fact, but nature abhors a vacuum and hot dogs.

uphillbothways, (edited ) in uncomfortable levels of eye contact
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It's tidally locked to earth. Earth isn't tidally locked to it. Happens slowly due to gravity and differential mass. Relatively stable satellites end up tidally locked given the time. Pretty sure lack of water/liquids/atmosphere hastens the process.

Bassman1805, (edited )

Yeah, Earth’s moon isn’t the only satellite to tidally lock to its planet. In fact, several are.

Photos and Deimos are tidally locked to Mars. 8 of Jupiter’s moons and 15 of Saturn’s. Pluto and Charon.

Mercury is tidally locked to the sun, but it’s in 3:2 resonance rather than 1:1.

Zombiepirate,
@Zombiepirate@lemmy.world avatar

Now those are some fun facts.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Can you ELI5 that last one?

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

Guys please upvote we all need an eli5

brianorca,

Mercury orbits the sun every 88 earth days. It spins on its axis every 59 earth days, relative to an outside observer (sidereal day.) That makes the solar day (from sunrise to sunrise) 179 earth days long.

Kase,

So in a certain sense, a ‘day’ on Mercury is 2.034090909090 ‘years’ long? (Solar day divided by orbiting the sun, lol)

brianorca, (edited )

No. I rounded off the numbers. A Mercury day is exactly 2 Mercury years. Which is why it’s “in resonance”. That means that gravity will speed up or slow down the rotation to keep the ratio stable over time.

Kase,

Oh that’s really neat!

gibmiser, in help

Grab the middle and pull it through the center

omgarm,

This is how you create a wormhole in your bedroom.

AlexJD,

Honestly as a kid I thought I had opened a wormhole in my bedroom. I was sleeping on the floor on an inflatable mattress which had an attached bedsheet that didn’t come off. During the night I turned on my side, flipped the bed, it hooked onto the wardrobe door handle and I was suspended upside down diagonally.

I’m convinced bedding defies physics at this point.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

inflatable mattress which had an attached bedsheet that didn’t come off.

Wtf is that?

Are you being pulled down by the sheet then?

jaybone,

And to roll enough to flip it wouldn’t you have to be right on the edge? Leaving you not so much suspended but on the ground on your stomach?

AlexJD,

No idea how I did it, all I remember is waking up very confused. It was an air mattress that didn’t inflate properly and I had a habit of sleeping on the edge which I’m guessing is how I did it?

AlexJD,

Admittedly it was a long time ago but it was either that you couldn’t remove the sheet or it was zipped on. It was an air bed.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

That sounds more like a punishment than a sleeping occasion

roguetrick, in The dangers of doing science during a dry spell

Don't show this to stamets.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Now I’m curious…

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

…what?

roguetrick,

I posted this directly after you were hornyposting about greek gods.

rockSlayer, in Psychedelics don't have that effect.

In fairness, let me check up on you in 23 years

XTornado,

You will find a nice, well actually not that nice, headstone or hopefully just dust somewhere if the burn me. Like the earth, my path had been set already early, doesn’t matter the changes it’s too late for any meaningful effect on the path destination.

troyunrau, in uncomfortable levels of eye contact
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Aside from being a meme, the factoid isn’t even true.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tidal_locking#Moons

All twenty known moons in the Solar System that are large enough to be round are tidally locked with their primaries [planets]

fossilesque,
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oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I was skeptical thank you for the confirmation. Especially because the time it takes to lock depends on the relative size of the bodies. Our moon being exceptionally big relatively to our planet, if it has locked, then relatively smaller moons should have locked long before.
Btw, the locking is not perfect, there’s a little oscillation of the moon called libration, so we can actually see about 59% of it over the years.

Embargo,

It just says other moons. Not all other moons. Meaning the meme isn’t untrue… Right?

troyunrau,
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Pedantically speaking, yes. At least some small moons do freely rotate. But they are all very small and very far from their parent planet. If you were on the surface, you wouldn’t see details.

Mars has two small moons close to it, but neither rotate relative to the surface. They’re also really small and zip about super fast so they’re cool for other reasons.

FuglyDuck, in This is too real
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Just to clarify… the coffe cup is the science experiment?

janus2,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

only if there’s a lab notebook full of observations and measurements next to it

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

“today, the sentient mold asked for more water, and some more bread to grow on” is not something you leave lying around for the sentient mold to read!

(It’s all fun and games until they start engaging in biowarfare…)

janus2,
@janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

to be fair engaging in biowarfare is just about all that mold does

ininewcrow, in It's just science.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Alien species discovers earth … “Holy shit Kang! These little bipeds are delicious! And all you have to do is support whatever community or belief they follow and they’ll go anywhere you tell them”

tygerprints,

Delicious and spectacularly dumb. What did they think we meant when we said our books are about serving man.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar
tygerprints,

But there's still more space dust on this book. It's actually "how to cook for humans." Oh wait - no, it's "how to cook Forty humans."

pelerinli, in Ragrets

You guys are getting paid?!

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Haha no, my stipend ran out.

benjiman, in i <3 statistics

Are we concerned about the amount of oxygen available now?

AngryCommieKender,

Well it did cause the first and largest mass extinction event so far…

benjiman,

Sure but anthropogenic climate change is an issue of greenhouse gas accumulation rather than a lack of oxygen, no? Rather than there being too many people literally just using too much oxygen.

hglman,

CO^2 production consumes oxygen from the atmosphere; Carbon capture that doesn’t make oxygen will leave that issue alive and well.

AngryCommieKender,

I was joking. We wouldn’t be alive if that particular extinction even hadn’t happened.

bananabenana,

Photosynthesis by ocean-dwelling cyanobacteria produces around 1/3rd of oxygen IIRC. CO2 causes ocean acidification which reduces their ability to grow, thus limiting O2 production. When it is hotter, plants ability to store carbon and photosynthesise goes down. So not right now, but O2 will be cause for concern in the future if we don’t turn away from fossil fuels.

benjiman,

Thanks, I’d never really considered the impacts climate change would have on oxygen. I looked into this a bit and it seems to also be the case that rising ocean temperatures also reduce the capacity of the water to hold dissolved oxygen, which causes a nasty feedback loop.

So while there’s not an immediate risk of atmospheric oxygen concentration dropping by any significant amount, there is a real concern of oxygen concentrations in the oceans dropping pretty drastically. This then accelerates climate change even further and could have longer term effects on atmospheric levels as well.

massive_bereavement, in The dangers of doing science during a dry spell
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

What's the unity for sexiness?

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

The boner scale?

TurtleTourParty,

Oh!-mhs

Zehzin, in It's just science.
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

99% is pretty impressive, most species have 100% mortality rate

Shawdow194,
@Shawdow194@kbin.social avatar

That's an interesting point!

Any animal that changes or metamorphosises into a different animal technically has a less than 100% mortality rate

fossphi,

Hmm, interesting indeed! I get what you’re trying to say, but I would also tend to believe that it’s still the same animal? If not that, then wouldn’t the caterpillar cease to exist when it metamorphosised into something else?

Albbi,

Caterpillar is not actually an animal though, it’s a stage of life.

fossphi,

Aah indeed, now I’m aware :)

DroneRights,

Animals are a social construct

Shawdow194,
@Shawdow194@kbin.social avatar

I would also lean closer towards 'same animal' but its physical morphology undergoes such drastic changes its definitely blurred lines

Psychologically I think there are tests that show butterflies and moths retain memories from pre-metamorphisis stages

Metaphysical questions are so cool just because we may never be able to answer them!!!

fossphi,

As mentioned in one of the comments, since caterpillar is just a stage of life, I guess it isn’t as much of a contradiction/paradox then.

But yes, stuff like this is loads of fun! :D

DroneRights,

This is why the infant mortality rate isn’t 100%

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

I think noting caterpillar is the same as say infant death rate for humans

Cralder,

“Caterpillar” is not a species. It’s a stage of some animals’ life cycle. It means 99% of catepillars die before they become butterflies or moths or whatever

averagedrunk,

I wish it were 100% in tomato hornworms. Seeing that 99% of them die before turning into moths makes me think all of the surviving ones just hang out in my garden.

NoSpotOfGround, (edited )

So caterpillars do have a chance to be “immortal” and transcend instead to a superior state of existence* at the end of their time. Whoa.

*that is, unfortunately, very mortal.

MisterD, in i <3 statistics

Or kill a billionaire

GBU_28,

What about a billion which includes all billionaires

lorez,

Do we have a billion billionaires? I don’t think so.

GBU_28,

No, the set would include them

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Let’s just start with the billionaires, see how far we get and reassess as needed?

GBU_28,

Let’s go for 2 now

lorez,

Roger roger

gmtom, in i <3 statistics

Even if we planted a trillion trees it would only have a tiny affect on climate change. Same with killing large amounts of people. The only way we combat climate change effectively is getting off fossil fuels.

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

It’s disturbing that so many think that just more trees is the solution. It really shows how dumb and ignorant most people are.

edinbruh, in i <3 statistics

I feel like this argument is way too imprecise, to the point of being basically untrue. That’s probably based on the average emissions or something like that, but people are not the same and “emission responsibility” is wildly different.

Imagine killing 34k exploited African people, the world’s climate won’t even notice that. On the other hand, killing 34k middle class Americans or Europeans would probably be a little more effective, but still won’t fix anything. Now, killing 34k high-profile megacorp executives would definitely be much more effective, but would also collapse some economies, leading to various climate unfriendly events (like riots, war and shit).

But the simplest empirical evidence is: COVID killed 6 million people and the climate is still shit.

Source: I made it the fuck up, I’m talking out of my ass

Risk,

The meme is about saving oxygen, not reducing CO² emissions.

Ultraviolet,

Which is even further off because that’s not the problem.

Risk,

It’s a meme ffs.

hglman,

Interestingly, every CO^2 molecule consumed 2 oxygen molecules from the atmosphere. CO^2 emissions are the cause of the loss of oxygen.

jol,

Planting 20 million trees wouldn’t have much of an effect on the climate. Definitely not for the next 10 years.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Hemp/ Cannibis/ Marijuana are the best crops for carbon capture. Not only do they store 80%+ of the carbon in their roots, one acre of hemp will capture 10 times the amount of carbon as one acre of trees, provided the hemp is harvested at least once a year, and the roots are stored at the bottom of the ocean or something. You can harvest that acre up to 4 times a year in some parts of the world, and hemp can be used for food, fuel, clothing, rope, paper, shelter, concrete, and a ton of other stuff.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

I kind of appreciate your sourcing. The same citation is used by many, without disclosure.

littlebluespark, (edited )
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Ayy, you had me at “killing 34k high-profile megacorp executives”. 🤌🏼 Got a newsletter?

hglman,

The 34k wealthiest ppl in the world emit more than 3,200,000,000 average people.

oxfam.org/…/billionaire-emits-million-times-more-…

edinbruh,

It looks like my ass is very knowledgeable. Definitely a good source

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Do you have long horns and an average testosterone level of 2.7 ng/ml?

AngryCommieKender,

What is this a reference to?

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Bulls, implying that their ass “is a good source” for bullshit. 🤓

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

well well well

Pipoca,

Bullshit.

The investments of just 125 billionaires emit 393 million tonnes of CO2e each year – the equivalent of France – at an individual annual average that is a million times higher than someone in the bottom 90 percent of humanity.

That is to say, if you multiply the emissions of the gasoline sold by ExxonMobil by whatever percentage of ExxonMobile that’s in Bill Gate’s portfolio, you get an absolutely ridiculous emissions number.

But that seems to assume that if it weren’t for those dastardly billionaires investing in oil companies, we’d all be living in 10-minute cities with incredible subways connected by high speed rail, powered entirely by renewables, and heated by geothermal heat pumps. And I honestly don’t beleive that.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Considering that the oil companies bought up the trolley companies, and shut them down, I would argue that without those particular billionaires, we would still be building walkable cities the way we did for centuries, until they decided that cars should be essential, but a luxury at the same time.

Edit: this is specifically applicable to the US

Pipoca,

Sure - blame Rockefeller, Henry Ford, etc. for that. Also e.g. Robert Moses, not that he was a billionaire. But they’re all dead. They’ve been dead.

Is America’s suburban sprawl the fault of Bill Gates in particular? Or Bezos, Musk, or Dell?

AngryCommieKender,

Do they have any investments in the oil sectors? And Musk is absolutely trying to keep cars and kill mass transit. He admitted it. Bezos definitely has invested in making our cities the unwalkable hell scape that the oil companies started.

hglman,

Are you not responsible for the things you own?

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