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general_kitten, in I've invented a 100% efficient combustion engine

this is true only if you dont vent the exhaust outside making the air inside quite fun to breathe

Wilzax,

He burns h2

general_kitten,

so a heater and a humidifier all in one, now just have to make sure that it doesnt eat all the oxygen or make it rain inside

18107,

He doesn’t burn very well.

expatriado, (edited ) in The dangers of doing science during a dry spell

my bet was a journalist who came with the sexy term

graymess,

I want what that journalist and sexy term have. Good for them.

ThePyroPython, in uncomfortable levels of eye contact

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

DepressedCoconut,

Boo?

ThePyroPython,

AH! You started me, I didn’t see you there.

KazuyaDarklight, in uncomfortable levels of eye contact
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Knows that we aren’t to be trusted, can’t turn it’s back on us for a second.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Or is it just waiting for its second chance to hit us?

Kase,

Second chance???

ericisshort,

The moon is not to be trusted. It’s hiding a secret alien base on its dark side.

KazuyaDarklight,
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It’s not aliens, it’s Nazis, moon Nazis. (Lookup “Iron Sky” if you don’t know it.)

EtherWhack, in uncomfortable levels of eye contact
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The earth isn’t flat, the moon is

RIP_Cheems,
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I might believe this one.

NoSpiritAnimal,
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No please not another one

vamputer, in The dangers of doing science during a dry spell
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I don’t imagine one earns the title of “yogurt scientist” by being well-adjusted

FuglyDuck,
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I knew a guy who once engineered a continuous yogurt-making machine… (maybe even the guy whose machine is in all the yogurt shops,) he was a engineer, not a biologist… but… you might be onto something.

There were some interesting aspects of engineering. Not nearly as many as he thought…

samus12345, in uncomfortable levels of eye contact
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sigmaklimgrindset,

Thank you Eiji Aonuma, very cool.

saltnotsugar, in It's just science.

The problem is they they’re just designed to eat and get chonky. If they had invested in cool ninja combat during evolution, scientists believe they would be not only more likely to survive, but be a lot cooler.

deft,

sometimes i wonder if life is sort of designed to be like that though. not in a strictly intentional intelligent way but also not in a fully accidental coincidental way.

somebody has to turn plant into food right? without them and homies like them our food system don’t work.

GoodbyeBlueMonday,

It’s designed that way in the same way as a hole was designed for a puddle*. The caterpillars are evolutionarily successful because of a “spray and pray” strategy, and other species are successful because of the easy food.

Biology is an arms race, in a sense: so everything is interlinked, and affected by everything else, even if only by distant, myriad links in an unbroken web of chains. It’s the reason a lot of biologists like myself are anxious about the ecological destruction that’s been unfolding for so long. Life finds a way in the long term, but short term…it sucks to be alive when many of the things you depend on aren’t.

*This metaphor thanks to Douglas Adams

cybervseas,

Some caterpillars are cool and spiky or poisonous or venomous maybe?

theodewere, (edited )
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there are definitely some ninja-inspired caterpillars out there

dumples,
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Most caterpillars are mildly poisonous since they only eat a single type of plant so they are immune to the plants poisonous effect. That gets into their fleshy hotdog body. Unfortunately most birds are also mostly immune.

saltnotsugar,

Due to Newtons 46th law of awesomeness, Ninjas are still cooler than spikes, but still are pretty dang cool.

fireweed, (edited ) in Types of Climate Paper

They missed “environmental catastrophe unrelated to climate change that is getting ignored because it’s unrelated to climate change”

Soil depletion, micro plastics, habitat loss, fertilizer runoff, invasive species, heavy metal contamination, light pollution, etc etc. Yes climate change is a big fucking problem, but if it were to magically get resolved overnight we’d still wake up to a mountain of other human-created environmental issues. But because everyone is so focused on climate change specifically, we’re standing still (or even moving backward) on other issues. For example: electric cars are heralded as an environmental solution, but they: still require a lot of mining and resource extraction, still pollute through tire and brakepad wear, still produce a mountain of waste at the end of their lifespan, still use asphalt roads that require salting in winter, and still promote poor land use that creates all kinds of domino-effect problems (environmental and otherwise). Similarly hydroelectric is promoted as a sustainable energy source, but they wreak absolute havoc on river ecosystems.

onceuponaban,
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Isn't habitat loss at least in part due to climate change as well?

fireweed,

Sure some habitat loss is due directly or indirectly to climate change, like polar bears, seals, and penguins losing the ice they need to breed and/or feed. But other instances are completely unrelated. For example, monarch butterflies in North America have experienced huge decreases in population due to an increase in herbicide use that destroyed massive numbers of milkweed plants, the only plant they lay eggs on, as well as destruction of the trees the monarchs over winter on in Mexico (eg through clear-cutting for avocado farms). Climate change has also hurt monarchs in various ways, but the specific issue of monarch habitat loss is generally unrelated.

lowleveldata, in What is gravity?

I still want to know what it is tho

pimento64,

A force field generated by your mom’s obesity

CodexArcanum, in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

Python and Excel should be buff wojaks with brainlette heads, they get the work done but ughhhhh to using them.

otp, in #science

"I already knew that, did we even need a study for this?"

  • Someone who accidentally stumbled upon a post in a science community and doesn’t get science.
Eryn6844, in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

So True, what about Automic, and Imformatica? Also Oracle…

noctisatrae, in If I was smarter, I'd have gotten the bag.

If you found it interesting and enriching to do that’s the most important shit. You have the opportunity to research a subject you like now I guess at least

noctisatrae, in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

Solidworks, Matlab is not exactly what you call CHAD open-source tech as opposed to Python where you can get shit done with it.

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