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Rootiest, in bread is metal
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fine they wouldn’t have lived at all otherwise.

You gave them the gift of a happy life and a purpose.

That’s more than most of us get

where_am_i,

So, by that logic, it’s ok if one day you eat your teenage child?

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

I want a thigh

Agent641,

Dibs feet

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Yes, but it HAS to be before they turn 20 or else they overripen

TheGreenGolem, in bread is metal
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.

threelonmusketeers,

Oyakodon: “parent-and-child donburi”

xkforce, (edited ) in Cummingtonite

Wed rather deal with the formula and/or structure itself tbh.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Geoscientist here. I concur. The names are punny sometimes (this example in particular), but usually non-descriptive. Exceptions for the super common things (quartz, pyrite) when used in a discussion where the chemistry is irrelevant in that specific context. Conversely, we generally don’t care about the chemistry when talking about “clays” in geophysics, so defining them chemically would become noise to the reader.

Norgur, in bread is metal

Yeast for the yeast god

I_am_10_squirrels,

Loaves for the bread throne

ornery_chemist, (edited ) in Cummingtonite
PoisonedPrisonPanda,

That description totally nails.

Bye, in Probability.... Need I say more?!

I don’t like this comic because the frequentist statistician is operating with an effective n=1. You’d ask the detector 1000 more times, and use those results to get your answer.

marcos, (edited )

The frequentist is unable to insert pre-conceived biases. Both will converge on the real answer if they repeat the experiment enough, but the bias being what it is, the Sun may indeed go nova on the necessary time.

lseif,

sample size of 1 is usually fine. source: i surveyed 1 person

General_Effort,

Take it as a commentary on publication bias.

SirSamuel, in Probability.... Need I say more?!

I understand some of these words

Brb, gotta go eat a crayon

nova_ad_vitum, (edited )

There’s various technicalities of how and where Beyesian statistics apply to the world but I really interpreted it as meaning “if the world is ending then it doesn’t matter and if not then I’m up $50”. The Beyesian is just ruthlessly practical.

kogasa,
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That is definitely not the joke. The joke is that the frequentist approach gives you a clearly nonsensical conclusion, because the prior probability of the sun exploding is extremely small.

callyral, (edited )
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

Not only that, but there’s a higher chance of the detector lying than the Sun supernova-ing, so it’s probably a false positive. Yes I did just read some paragraphs from 3–4 Wikipedia articles.

subtext,
SirSamuel,

Thank you, I’ll check it out eventually

BTW they call it Peach but it tastes like candle

Alexstarfire, in bread is metal

Well, I’m disgusted. Good job.

ThunderWhiskers,
@ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world avatar

I’m just hungry.

Zozano, in A dangerous mistake to make

So if I never get them mixed up, I’ll live forever?!

marcos, (edited )

All of the people that will live forever affirm the consequent.

NewDark,

Sounds like you just mixed them up. RIP

Zozano, (edited )

Nah man, I just told you. I’ll live forever, therefore, I didn’t mix them up. NORIP

theodewere, in A dangerous mistake to make
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

only as far as we know

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Woooooosh

Seraph, in A dangerous mistake to make
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

While true, the people who didn't confuse them also ended up dying.

Septimaeus, (edited )

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the joke, man :)

tygerprints, in It's just science.

Pretty sure they have 100 percent mortality rate as most animals do. There are some species of jellyfish that technically are immortal (capable of immortality anyway) - they revert back to a polyp stage and start life over again without dying. But every other animal species, like us humans, does have to bow down to the grim reaper at some point.

Cralder,

“Caterpillar” is not a species. It’s a stage of some animals’ life cycle. It means 99% of catepillars die before they become butterflies or moths or whatever

StorminNorman, (edited )

Yeah, they’re also wrong about jellyfish being the only immortal animals. Gotta love being confidently incorrect…

tygerprints,

If there are other immortal animal species, what are they? My comment about jellyfish being immortal was from the article in national Geographic. What are the animals you are thinking of?

StorminNorman,

The hydra. There’s a species of worm (pretty sure it’s a flatworm, could be a round one though). Technically, lobsters are too. They also aren’t cos growing their news shells is incredibly taxing and that’s how the old ones usually succumb, but yeah, genetically, they do the whole telomere regeneration shit. Their DNA is like 17yo when they die at age 130. So, yeah.

tygerprints,

Hydra, eh? According to the web, hydra are "virtually immortal" in a lab environment. On the other hand, though I've heard lobsters could be immortal, the web (which obviously is the only true source of info, wink wink) says it's a myth, eventually the lobster will die "from exhaustion during a moult." However I know they can live a long long time, many animals can easily out live humans.

Interesting stuff, thanks for the comments.

StorminNorman,

Oh ffs. I swear to god we don’t deserve the internet. I literally pointed out that lobsters do die. The reason we can consider em immortal is cos they clean up their telomere damage. You colossal idiot. You’re trying to trip me up and “expose” me, but you can’t even get the fundamentals right…

Sanctus, in A recap of the 2023 Noble Prizes
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a406d9e0-fab9-4227-9f8c-2b4c3cd6909f.jpeg

I didn’t know Nobel was the 3rd Mario brother.

angrystego,

That’s the whole point.

Bendavisunlv6, in research

Ironically, doing research is the best way to be right. What people want is to feel right without having to think very hard. Feelings don’t really require energy in the same way that thinking does.

agent_flounder,

More than just research is needed and that’s what many miss. One must be able to reliably evaluate the quality of evidence to sort fact from baloney. Doing so requires critical thinking, the ability to be able to poke holes in theories regardless of whether you like them or not, and the willingness to be wrong and, above all else, the mental flexibility to update your knowledge when proven so. Not everyone is able to do that.

I am used to being wrong a lot so it comes naturally lol.

Valmond, in Peace is possible.

No, it’s a g

doingthestuff,

I thought it was a broken pretzel.

giantfloppycock,

Pronounced “g” or “g”?

gibmiser,

Well g is the 7th letter sooo

SPOOSER,

The person who created “g” said it’s pronounced “g” so that’s the correct answer.

SuckMyWang,

I heard “g” was created at around the same time in two different parts of the world. One of them claims it to be pronounced “g” and the other claims it to be pronounced “g.”

can,

At the very least it’s not incorrect.

lugal,

Found the descriptivist

can,

And proud!

lugal,

And rightfully so!

Rentlar,

8 ± 2 for your sake then.

Maultasche,

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