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otp, in BIG GEOLOGY

Yup. And to complement this, gotta love when people react to the side effects of water!

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in mentally unbalanced behaviour

Actual mad scientists: 🤬🥼🧪

SatanicNotMessianic, in mentally unbalanced behaviour

Having dealt with this kind of thing before, it gives a new and more literal definition to the phrase “bloody idiot.”

blandfordforever,

That’s a properly balanced centrifuge. Perhaps we should be calling you the silly names.

state_electrician, in BIG GEOLOGY

Well, if you were to pour molten tungsten into the lava, the lava would freeze the tungsten. Really useless, but I love this fact.

pruwybn, in BIG GEOLOGY
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s a conspiracy by Big Rock.

lolola, in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m going mad just looking at this. I mean maybe it’s actually balanced, but like… there are easier ways. Stop tryna flex and spin your shit down.

puchaczyk, (edited ) in mentally unbalanced behaviour

For those who are curious it’s properly balanced. There are 24 slots available. Pairs: 1-13, 2-14, 6-18, 9-21, 10-22 Triple: 8-16-24 All pairs and triples have their centers of mass on the rotation axis.

meyotch, (edited )

This person centrifuges!

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

THANK GOD. I WAS SO WORRIED!!!

GraniteM,

What do you do if there’s a prime number of test tubes, like the thirteen in the picture?

threelonmusketeers, (edited )

For a 24-slot centrifuge, 5 pairs and 1 triple will balance 13 tubes, as is described in the comment you replied to.

Here’s a video that also explains it: The Centrifuge Problem - Numberphile

lseif,

drink one

dingus, (edited )

If you don’t want to figure out some awkward balancing techniques, you can just use a balance tube. Fill a tube with water to a similar height of the tube it opposes.

veroxii,

They just explained it. If you have 3 you put them on 8-16-24. Everything else will be pairs which you put across from each other.

FreshLight, (edited ) in mentally unbalanced behaviour

I disagree. A real mad scientist is still a human and not a centrifuge

nailbar,

He turned himself into a centrifuge in a mad science experiment!

gibmiser, in BIG GEOLOGY

They don’t want you to know it works, but I’ve been microdosing lava for years now. Now everything tastes the same and I can fly.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

How are your shits?

gibmiser,

Well… turns out tiny shards of volcanic rock are sharp enough to make surgical scalpels. So, colorful.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Well, I’m convinced.

gearheart, in BIG GEOLOGY

I thought the media said to drink chlorine to fight coronavirus. 😅

mkhopper, in BIG GEOLOGY
@mkhopper@lemmy.world avatar

You can’t drink lava from plastic glasses.

Kase,

You can’t stop me from trying

Imgonnatrythis,

Plastic is bad for the environment and our bodies anyway.

LeninsBeard, in BIG GEOLOGY

Next they’re gonna tell me to stop throwing my used car batteries in the ocean

1984

jaschen, in BIG GEOLOGY

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/b2090b6c-0e77-419f-be41-b2e2e5bf1504.webp

Looks like the Pompeiians figured it out before we all did.

Hatandwatch, in BIG GEOLOGY
@Hatandwatch@hexbear.net avatar

I will take a bottle of fresh organic mineral lava!

Imgonnatrythis, in BIG GEOLOGY

Fuck it’s hard to keep up with modern medicine. Here I am like a fool still drinking bleach.

hitmyspot,

Why are you still drinking it?.did you not shine a light up your bum? It should be one and done treatment, not ongoing. Do you even do your own research?

Imgonnatrythis,

My research confirms my hypothesis 100% of the time (if your doesn’t, you aint researching hard enough) and if 5g is still out there you should still drink the bleach.

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