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shalafi, in Behold the glorious GAR!

My dumb ass tried to catch a gar by hand one day in an Oklahoma lake. Chased it around in 3" water and then realized what would happen if I actually caught it.

stebo02, (edited ) in I dunno, still might be aliens with this one.
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Actually this is how we’ve been reconstructing dinosaurs. They’re probably all very wrong.

Smokeydope,
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I dont care how scientifically accurate Dino’s with bird feathers are, they will never be as cool as the Jurassic park dino of my childhood

Salvo,
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Spoken like someone who thinks Pluto should still be considered a Planet.

But you are right, Jurassic Park would be a completely different movie if Genaro was eaten my something that looked like an oversized quail.

southsamurai,
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Pluto is a planet

LostXOR,

It'll always be a planet in our hearts.

Klear, (edited )

And what about Ceres and Eris then? Planets too?

FlyingSquid,
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Everything’s a planet!

angrystego,

I’m all for it, let’s get more planets!

Draconic_NEO,
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“Planet” in my book is anything that’s too big to just be a large lumpy rock. Something with sufficient gravity to pull itself into the shape of a sphere.

The idea of planets needing to orbit in eliptical orbits on a plane, or clear their own paths is a bias from living in a stable planetary system, but much of the planetary systems and indeed much of the universe doesn’t have the stability that exists in this local area, it’s especially the case in younger planetary systems as well as much older ones.

Also many planets in the universe don’t even have stars, they are rogue, scattered throughout the darkness between the stars.

DroneRights,

It’s starting to look like rogue planets are the more common ones and us stellar orbiters are the weirdos

Draconic_NEO,
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Just goes to show how much the universe is a chaotic and cruel place, hopefully we won’t end up joining them in the cold dark void in our future.

southsamurai,
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Yup!

Now, whether or not they meet a specific criteria for a specific standard used in a scientific field is not in debate. Obviously, the standard for what defines a planet in a given field of study is applicable in that field.

However, for the rest of us, we don’t have to use that standard. See, using a language for something lile science is filled with this kind of thing when you use a living language that’s why Latin is so often the default for situations where you need fixed definitions. Otherwise, you deal with this issue constantly.

Though, tbh, even that’s no certain protection because people will borrow words, or misuse them just because we’re essentially a bunch of parrots playing with sounds sometimes. Lol at what happened with words like idiot or moron. They used to have a fixed, certain meaning with a standard used to apply them. Now they’re just insults.

The “planets” have existed in the public awareness with a much looser definition than what is used in scientific fields. Pretty much anything can be a planet in colloquial usage, so long as it orbits the sun. Now, I believe most people would insist on a lower size threshold where something is no longer a planet, but some other term. The problem is that there’s not a consensus on that lower limit.

With ceres and eris in specific, most people that are aware they exist are gong to be into “space” in some way, maybe even professionally. That makes the usage of planet for them less common than for Pluto, but the more casual the interest in such things, the more likely they are to get lumped in as “the 10th planet” or 10th and 11th, depending on who is saying things.

But, for casual conversation, I’d say that all three are planets. I’d have to look up the standards again because I’m fucking old, but I would also be just fine with someone calling them dwarf planets, or planetoids, or whatever.

Seriously. Until someone is just outright ignoring common usage and making up definitions nobody else uses, this kind of thing is just part of the fun of being monkeys that make complex sounds. None of us are obligated to use jargon definitions in casual settings, and trying to force that is not only pointless, it’s sometimes rude.

name_NULL111653,

Pluto will forever be a planet in our hearts…

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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IIRC the current theory is that many (likely most) had feathers but few of the large ones had actual wings beyond just a row of longer feathers on the forearms. The bodily structures that allow flight are absent on the vast majority of dinosaurs so it’s thought they mostly used their arm feathers as rudders for better control when running (which the ostrich and other large flightless birds still use). However, it is thought that some smaller species likely did have wings which they used to glide much like a flying squirrel. Eventually they evolved larger chest muscles and a keel for attaching said large muscles, and at that point you could reasonably just call them birds, which are to this day a subset of dinosaurs.

DroneRights,

Birds are dinosaurs because taxonomy as a field is fundamentally based on garbage pseudoscience

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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But even with more modern methods like cladistics and genetic analysis, birds are still found to be directly descended from contemporary dinosaurs.

DroneRights,

And the taxonomic rule that any animal is also all of its ancestors is garbage science.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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That’s not “science,” that’s just an arbitrary convention that can help simplify communication of complex toppics. The genetic data that the convention is derived from is the science, in the form of a lineage of genetic relations between organisms and nothing else, because biology has exactly zero built-in categories or labels, and those are all human-made.

DroneRights,

Exactly, it’s not science. And it’s not helpful either. It doesn’t simplify communication. The representative conventions of taxonomy are not derived from evidence, they’re derived from the irrelevant feelings of taxonomists hundreds of years ago who didn’t understand how the world works. It’s pseudoscience. Pointless tradition masquerading as a legitimate exploratory endeavour.

protist, (edited )

T. rex

T. rex may have had lips, for example

embed_me,
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😗

dingleberry,

Luscious kissable lips?

Klear,

Lusty Cretaceous Maid

usualsuspect191,

The book All Yesterdays explores this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Yesterdays

Salvo,
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Just purchased. Now it will languish in my iBooks library with other illustrated books until some time in the distant future…

Malgas,
MonkderZweite,

Then you have physcs and how much weight the bones can lift before breaking.

makuus,

I want to believe…

fossilesque,
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jomoo99,

We need to bring back the chonkosaurs

MonkderZweite,

It’s a while ago. Now they’re probably pretty accurate.

Etterra, in I dunno, still might be aliens with this one.

Oh hey, it’s Tusky Tooth, the cryptid mascot of the Alabama turn named after him.

threelonmusketeers, in heart of ice

Always “Pluto, Pluto, Pluto”. Why does no one ever remember Ceres, Eris, Haumea, and Makemake? They’re each as much of a “planet” as Pluto is.

LillyPip, in 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊

Don’t cry for them. They’re happy to do it. They’re fungis.

chellomere, in Behold the glorious GAR!

Whatever you do, don’t show this to feddit.de/c/ich_iel !

Darkraisisi, in It's ok R, we still love you for diagrams.
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Probably barking up the wrong tree here, but boy do I hate R. The documentation is the worst, combined with the poor r studio experience. Vscode makes notebooks a bit better but lost a lot of functionality as far as I could tell.

Laughed so hard when I this course once they told us to do ML in R with Keras … By calling the python API.

Starry7217,

I’ve made such course and still feel sorry for the students. Was some legacy code just laying around.

YeetPics, in really makes you think...
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Keep trying, sending scalar vibes your way.

Agent641,

Fuck thoughts and prayers, send scalar waves and quantum entanglement.

Nobsi, in 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊
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Well… Is Fungi a cute widdle baby meow meow boo that i want to hug? Didnt think so. Fuck you Fungi.

flying_sheep,
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Not with that attitude

Noodle07,

You’re not very fungi

trashgirlfriend,

We will remember this when our mycelial network grows through your body

Grownbravy, in I dunno, still might be aliens with this one.
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How it looks: This creature would use it’s oversized teeth to impale it’s prey and it’s massive muscles gives it a crushing bite.

The truth: I eata da plant

Collatz_problem,

The truth: I eata da plant and also indiscriminately murder everyone who comes too close.

lol3droflxp,
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And then eat the meat sometimes

SubArcticTundra,
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They only eat meat that’s already been killed – the perfect flexitarians

sukhmel,

But since they indiscriminately kill whatever is close enough, they may supply themselves with said “meat that’s already been killed”

HawlSera, in Pretty interesting, huh?

Those who study history are doomed to watch it repeated by others.

peopleproblems, (edited ) in Behold the glorious GAR!

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a live Alligator Gar in Bass Pro in Missouri.

Talk about a fish I never want to swim with, even if I’m not apatizing. 40kg of fresh water nope

(edit: wrong unit and extra 0, they can get way bigger than 40kg)

JackGreenEarth, in really makes you think...

You can, there’s just an extremely low chance that you will.

Agent641,

Slides $20 across table

How about now? 😉

lnee,

The law does not accept bribes

janAkali,

We will see what we can do. 😐

pruwybn,
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Let me get my “Quantum sledgehammer”…

Seasoned_Greetings,

When you think about it like that, there’s an insanely higher (but still ultimately miniscule) chance that only some part of you will make it through the wall and then just leave you stuck there.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Like the person that got stuck in the floor of the Enterprise-D.

onion,

Also the wall is a bit more than one layer of atoms thick, so wouldn’t there be a high chance part of you only tunnels partially through the wall?

dessimbelackis,

Big “throw yourself at the ground and miss” vibes here

Aqarius,

Well, essentially, yes.

Turun,

We also exhibit wave-particle duality. It’s just that our wavelength is on the order of 10^-25 m or something.

onion,

You just gotta run fast enough, trust me bro

cynar,

You joke, but in theory it can be done. However, you also need to be completely isolated in a hard vacuum.

DragonTypeWyvern,

There is no duality, there are only waves, and very, very lazy waves.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

Thats why we are here on science memes!

rimjob_rainer, in really makes you think...

If you have nearly infinite time, you can try and succeed one day

RIP_Cheems, in 👏LET👏HIM👏LAND👏
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