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whereBeWaldo, in I just want to do some funny Python stuff man

Might be true but I am extremely glad to have a thesis supervisor as a student. I just want to be done with this shit and being able to get useful feedback is pretty awesome.

Crul, in Gobble gobble
AlexJD, in Pigeons

Took me an embarrassing amount of time.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

I still dont get it.

What to say out loud?

Is it suu sticks.

Kuu sticks

Or zoo sticks?

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Cooing, is the term for the noise pigeons make.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

Honestly I would translate a pidgeon sound with an R

Like

Chrooo.

But thats just my 2 cents.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, since when did animal noises get accurately described?

Like yeah.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

I mean.

I have seen some documentary using leafs and straws to blow which sound like fucking invitations. Or af least should…

you know, I am some kind of a scientist myself

Moghul,

A coo sticks

Acoosticks

Acoustics

redballooon, (edited )

ok so far.

It’ll become funny once I understand the double meaning. What does it mean the way it is written “coo sticks”? I get the “coo” as the sound of the pidgeon, but the “sticks” escapes me.

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

The coo doesn’t bounce. It sticks.

The pun is “acoustics”- which is a branch of physics that deal with sound (and also the term for acoustic qualities of a particular enviroment; which is something that is very carefully controlled on a stage)

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski,

Maybe it's because I'm not a native speaker, but I didn't find it funny at all. I got the A coo sticks = Acoustics right away, but it seems forced. Saying a sound 'sticks' is not how one would describe a sound not traveling/bouncing.

jadero,

There word “sticks” is being used in the sense “adheres”. So the “coo” doesn’t bounce around in a series of reflections, but instead remains attached to the first surface it strikes.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

You win. Thank you.

I needed the “u” here to grasp it.

But honestly I think my stupidity on that one is funnier than the joke itself.

pranaless, (edited )

A coo sticks.

Thorry84, in 🤌🤌🤌

But would Antignocchi be considered an antipasto?

FreshLight, in 🤌🤌🤌

Ooooh the quality 🫦🫦

Love it

Lord_ToRA, (edited ) in Pigeons
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

This would be much more enjoyable without the reply at the bottom.

Edit: Found it without the reply i.imgur.io/VTJcGSm_d.webp

3C273,

This is the internet version of a laugh track

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar
kender242, in The Ancient Ones
@kender242@lemmy.world avatar

This is how coal exists, FYI

UltraMagnus0001, in Madness

serial killers are usually smart

dingleberry,

The story of every serial killer is actually a story of a monumentally incompetent police force.

UltraMagnus0001,
TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a myth

The image of the evil genius serial killer is mostly a Hollywood invention. Real serial killers generally do not possess unique or exceptional intellectual skills. The reality is that most serial killers who have had their IQ tested score between borderline and above average intelligence. This is very consistent with the general population. Contrary to mythology, it is not high intelligence that makes serial killers successful. Instead, it is obsession, meticulous planning and a cold-blooded, often psychopathic personality that enable serial killers to operate over long periods of time without detection.

scientificamerican.com/…/5-myths-about-serial-kil…

ddkman,

More realistically, the reason serial killers are so hard to catch, is because it is a crime without any motivation. It coul’ve been done by anyone. Because it makes no sense.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Not to mention police corruption. Every other true crime episode is about how their first victim walked into a police station with two knives still lodged inside them and the police assuming they’re a junkie or something. They literally take people feeding the homeless or picking still sealed food out of grocery store dumpsters more seriously than murders it seems.

ddkman, (edited )

I think this has nothing to do with corruption. Okay, how to you catch a criminal who has no logic, or motivation behind his crime. This is why profiling was invented, to try to describe the criminal as a person, because any other method is just doomed. And the truth is a regular officers have no experience in profiling, because profiling is as useless to figure out any other crime, as normal methods are useless to find serial killers. Serial killers are an extremely rare occurrence, which is what makes them so fascinating. They need to be caught by special methods, that most officers are infamiliar with, because it is almost impossbile that they will ever face a serial killer in their career. So if you have a training budget, any other training makes way more sense.

valaramech, in The letter you wish you wrote.
@valaramech@kbin.social avatar

Just think of how much back and forth must have happened for this person to be so fed up as to include this with a request for publication

flicker, in Gobble gobble

Because this is Lemmy and we like anecdotes here, I have one for ya.

A couple years ago, during one of my many attempts to get fit, I went for a walk. At some point between my venturing forth and returning home, a wild turkey had come between me and my home.

I think it was female but I have no idea. The point here is, they're pretty big in person, and I had to decide as I was walking toward it... if the turkey didn't move? What if it charged me? What if it was aggressive, like a goose? I was stunned how unprepared I was to deal with this wild animal that I had apparently been living near for most of my life.

Anyways, long story short, I decided I could take a turkey in a fight. The turkey seemed to know that I had come to that decision, because as soon as I prepared myself to kick a turkey, it got out of my way.

The lesson here is, turkeys read minds, and as soon as you're sure you can defeat the turkey, it will allow you to proceed unmolested.*

*Just my opinion. Don't sue me if you lose a fight against a turkey. Also, if you lose a fight against a turkey, that just proves you didn't believe in yourself hard enough.

Grass,

The snood is for reading minds. If it is damaged it will assume it can take you and fight.

Rooskie91, in Nuclear power? That's just steam power with extra steps!

If you don’t like that don’t look up PWRs, they don’t boil water to boil water.

Deebster, in Pigeons
@Deebster@programming.dev avatar

I’m going to use a version of this if anyone ever brings up the whole duck-quack-echo thing.

AceQuorthon, in Gobble gobble

Wish I had a snood that I could go “Vlooop” and “Bloop” with

Thwompthwomp, (edited ) in 🦃 happy turkey day 🦃

j eighth? J over 8? It took me an embarrassingly long time to remember to use i :(

Isoprenoid,

Spot the electrical engineer.

tetris11, (edited ) in womp
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Named by Dr Cumming, whose wife gushed in honour of his discovery

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