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Zorque, in We don't judge here. :)

Is the date a perfect sphere in a vacuum with no friction?

Elektrotechnik,

Aww, he doesn’t understand physics and has a small dick? :(

fireweed, in Mustard brings all the boys to the yard.

Mustard and kale are also (among) the ultimate year-round crops. They shrug off winter in all but the coldest places like it’s not even happening. The brassica’s arch nemeses, aphids and the cabbage white caterpillar, die off in autumn. Brassicas even get tastier after a frost. Forget California lettuce; local winter greens ftw!

(Also part of the dead-of-winter greens gang: chicory/raddichio, lamb’s lettuce/corn salad/mâche, Claytonia/miner’s lettuce, spinach, cress, and sorrel)

Darkonion, in We don't judge here. :)

Engineering is more like accounting, but for objects instead of money. Tables, rule books, and lobbyists.

supercriticalcheese,

And writing reports, calculations and such…even manuals if there is time

TonyToniToneOfficial, in For real this time, NSF, I swear it's the last time.
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait, but fusion is working. They’re seeing net positive output. It’s still quite small at the moment, but moderate gains continue to be made in the field.

lol3droflxp,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

This isn’t properly calculated though. They only count the actual laser energy inside the reacttvs output. They don’t account for the huge amount of energy thatch’s needed to run the lasers in the first place or the rest of the facility. It’s nowhere near putting out more energy than it consumes and it’s also a reactor for nuclear weapons testing so they don’t really try to produce energy anyway.

Ranvier,

You’re not wrong. It’s still an important step for the field though. Having a net positive within the reaction itself could theoretically mean eventually the energy from the reaction can help sustain the reaction after the initial higher activation energy. But with the poor state of science journalism the result was reported with extreme hyperbole.

starbreaker,
@starbreaker@kbin.social avatar

We already have a perfectly good nuclear fusion reactor about 93,000,000 miles from our planet. We just need to make better use of its output.

PhlubbaDubba,

Well seeing how you almost need the output of a Dyson swarm to make a Dyson swarm, cool glowy rock power and explodey gas power can and will work just as good. Especially for places that are far away from the ideal conditions to exploit solar energy terrestrially. Where I’m at we have to use literal piles of garbage to be able to get high enough above the trees to achieve sustainable output.

sbv,
lurch, (edited )

The concept is viable. Just needs moar mirrors

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Mythbusters used a lot of mirrors, and could not get it to work.

sbv, (edited )

The concept is viable. Just needs moar mirrors

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Sadly I believe they found adding more mirrors did not appreciably raise the temperature of the focal point. Diminishing returns and all. So unfortunately more mirrors is not the answer, more Lasers is!

MossyFeathers,

They already do this fyi. Solar plants tend to use mirrors that concentrate light to heat water and turn a turbine instead of actual solar panels. Amazingly, iirc converting light into heat, the heat into steam, and then the steam into kinetic energy, is still more efficient than a normal photovoltaic cells.

a_wild_mimic_appears,

And if you wanna go big you use liquid salt instead of boring old water.

sleep_deprived,

I mean yeah, we should absolutely be replacing as much fossil fuel use as we can with existing renewable energy tech. But there’s no reason we shouldn’t also be investing in fusion research, at least as far as I’m aware

DroneRights,

Because bad actors like fossil fuel and car companies will say “look, the government is funding fusion. Don’t make us go renewable now, just wait five years until fusion is here.” You have to consider the political impacts pursuing research will have on society’s perceptions. Even if you know your project is just a wild experiment that probably won’t work, journalists won’t.

PhlubbaDubba,

You mean like exactly what they did to Nuclear power when Solar and wind were those experimental and untested at scale technologies?

Fosheze,

Exactly. And that’s with the little reactors. If I remember correctly ITER is less than 5 years from first plasma. After that monster gets online, fusion research gets much easier.

AnarchoSnowPlow, in Mustard brings all the boys to the yard.

Brassicas are the besticas.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited )

I do love brassicas. Never had Kohlrabi though. Need to give it a try, apparently.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Slice it up like a thin chip with a little salt. :)

morrowind, in We don't judge here. :)
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

physics majors when they’re asked to apply their knowledge (they’ve never been outside of the lab)

wizzor,

They can design the chicken coop, but only for spherical chickens in a vacuum.

Steve,

Built from ideal materials with zero tolerance

nilloc, (edited )

Just like the Tesla Truck!

Though lack of both physics and engineering is on display there.

AntEater,
@AntEater@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It also fails from the arts and sociology perspectives.

EatYouWell, in We don't judge here. :)

Isn’t physics a pretty integral part of engineering?

Cowbee,

Engineering is just the economical application of applied physics, without Physicists Engineers work off faulty knowledge, without Engineers nothing gets designed.

The level of understanding an Engineer needs, however, is purely within the practical and economical, while Physicists understandably have more in-depth knowledge.

Forester, (edited )
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

For structural analysts it’s very important.

AFallingAnvil, (edited )
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

I think the joke is you don’t understand enough physics to make that your gig, so you go engineering as the backup plan. Source: am IT, we’re everyone’s backup plan when their initial goals fall through

Forester,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

As a former engineering student who now works in IT… I resent your comment.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Just graduated from college in IT, I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or two. I originally wanted to do creative communications but couldn’t get past the entrance exam.

Droggelbecher,

About to graduate in physics and I’ve definitely scrolled through IT job postings when anxious about not getting a PhD position

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, when IT students get those moments they look at construction ads. It’s turtles all the way down.

A7thStone,

And when us constructing workers get those moments we say fuck!, but at least we don’t have student loans to pay off.

Waraugh,

i didn’t get a degree until I was almost thirty, from an online college at that. I’m a complete idiot and somehow earning a bit over $200k a year in the Midwest at forty years old. Sometimes I have to meet with people and I’m like man, just let me back in my hole, wtf am I doing here, I can barely understand what these people are talking about let alone process any of the shit they are saying. I talk, ask questions, sometimes get answers I can understand but always make an idiot out of myself but I keep talking. Everyone says it’s better to keep your mouth shut and be assumed to be an idiot instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt but I swear I’ve made a career out of being an idiot. If it wasn’t for IT I would be cleaning shit off guys dicks in a brothel somewhere to feed myself.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

In my experience so far asking the question instead of just fucking everything up by guessing is a huge reason why you get paid what you get paid.

pigup,

I have worked with guys who got physics undergrad and mech E masters. They are both awful engineers who don’t really get it. I take this joke too personally because I know it’s bs from experience.

HobbitFoot,

The absolute worst is when those kinds of engineers graduate but are incapable of thinking about the problems they are designing solutions for.

SpaceNoodle,

No, integrals are mathematics

Zacryon,

Depends on the specific engineering branch. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Sometimes nothing at all. But all engineering branches share one thing with physics: math.

robolemmy, in Mustard brings all the boys to the yard.
@robolemmy@lemmy.world avatar
skybreaker, in We don't judge here. :)
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

As someone with a degree in physics who ended up in an engineering role, I approve of this meme.

Tolookah,

As an engineer, I don’t believe in any of that mind reading mumbo jumbo.

rh4c6f,

Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil.

beneeney,
@beneeney@lemm.ee avatar

Fr, what can you do with a physics degree except teach people physics

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Applied physics is a thing. Lots of jobs there. Geophysics, biophysics, engineering physics (yes, that’s a thing…)

MonkderZweite,

engineering physics (yes, that’s a thing…)

Architect?

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Literally everything. All science and engineering is based on physics

milicent_bystandr,

I used my particle physics and knowledge of quantum topology to hybridise a new species of drought-resistant pineapple just the other day. It’s that easy!

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Okay. Good luck having anything from modernity without physics then. Especially your plumbing.

milicent_bystandr,

Oh, I do my plumbing based on political science. But that’s not especially modern. The real genius is using music theory to run my email server. I’m setting self-hosted jazz on a saxophone next weekend.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

So that’s the reason you’re full of shit

acockworkorange,

Well, we did have plenty of engineered items before having the proper physics theory to explain what was happening. Physics does a whole lot more than simply enabling engineering to do more. It’s the basis of our understanding of the universe.

dalekcaan,

Come up with new physics to teach people?

skybreaker,
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

So true, lol

Ranvier, (edited ) in Greebles!

Bonus points (BPs) for when you get entire sentences full of abbreviations (SFOA). Even more BPs when you get SFOA with abbreviations containing abbreviations within them (SWACAWT). I really hate SWACAWTs.

Hupf,

SWACs for short

kureta,

FFCKs sake

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

SWACFS

Metans,

S

azdalen, in Greebles!

🤔 lacks common language / symbols that are used in contrary and confusing ways

iAvicenna, in Greebles!
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Different field? More like a different child field of my root field

lemmy_outta_here,

Different child field? This is like my first two read-throughs of a new paper in my own specialization!

ZJBlank, in Greebles!

Ah yes, the two genders: erect and flaccid

tdawg,

I don’t care how erect you think you are! You were born flaccid and we raised you flaccid!

JoYo, in Why lie, I guess?
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

working remote has been the single best improvement to my field.

Swedneck, in Greebles!
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what the fuck is kapwing and why do i see their watermark so often?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
RememberTheApollo_,

AI video and content creator? Not sure why it’s on a meme/still image. Not familiar with it.

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