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Norgur, (edited ) in Why lie, I guess?

Well, sometimes, lackluster adoption of modern technology is a boon. We must make sure.that they never discover the goon-for-hire corners of the interwebs.

Norgur, in Survey says: You're louder than the bullfrogs.

Dude! You're doing it all wrong! Colorado TOADS are hallucinogenic, not bullfrogs! Stop slabberinf the poor insect-munchi-boiis!

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure bullfrogs will eat whatever it can get in it’s mouth.

Also, I’m pretty sure I have no idea what the difference between a toad and a frog.

moonsnotreal,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Toads can live outside of water for longer, and generally have bumps all over their skin. Frogs live almost entirely in the water and have smooth skin.

AtmaJnana,

(uhm, ackshually…) Toads are a type of frog. Better lick them all, just to be sure.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

The Classic Taste Test. Kid Tested, Elder God Approved.

gibmiser, in Why lie, I guess?

That’s awesome. Both in the funny way, and that they were able to push through the emotions that come with those sorts of conflicts and finish their work. Good for them.

cro_magnon_gilf, in Greebles!

Yes… different field… surely

amda,

More like subfield… Or subsubfeild… Paper you didn’t write?

emergencyfood,

Implying you understand the papers you wrote.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Implying that you understand how to write.

pigup, in This one goes out to all the pipettes I dropped.

We use so many clean room wipes I try not to think about it.

janus2,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

and they’re a lovely cotton polyester blend 💀

Rozauhtuno, in Greebles!
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Is this a real paper? Please tell me it is.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I forgot to link. Thanks for the reminder. It’s actually in several papers as a known methodology!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeble_(psychology)?wprov=…

redballooon,

Science is awesome

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

Why do they all have boners

idiomaddict,

Your nose is a boner

Engywuck, in This one goes out to all the pipettes I dropped.

LOL, so true…At least disposing them into the proper bin makes you feel bet… Nevermind.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Straight to lab waste. BURN IT ALL AS A SACRIFICE TO THE LAB GODS.

Johanno, in Enjoy it!

Yes Obi Wan

Morphit,
@Morphit@feddit.uk avatar

You are on this paper, but we do not grant you the rank of post-doc.

MalditoBarbudo, in Enjoy it!

Best 8 years I ever had

redbr64,
@redbr64@lemmy.world avatar

Came here to say 8 years myself, now I’m on year 7 on TT and about to say fuck it and go into industry

balderdash9, in Enjoy it!

Not even an exaggeration. It’s enough to make you question, but sunk cost fallacy is a motherfucker.

6daemonbag, in start em young, i say.

Just throwing it out there, those books are novelty trash. You’re better off getting this.

IronKrill, in PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.)

I can fix her. I can fix her. I CAN fix her. Get me in there, coach!

xusontha, in Enjoy it!

That decade was full of fun…

weariedfae, in start em young, i say.

If I started that young maybe I would have had less stress in college.

Ultraviolet, in Listen, Susan. It's a valid theory, just look at the damn thing.

The line between creative worldbuilding and batshit insanity is surprisingly thin.

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