smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

rtxn, (edited )

It only counts if it’s a maths joke.

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I have a Lemmy joke, but it won’t federate.

runswithjedi,

I have a psychology joke but you’ll think it’s crazy.

JoBo,

I have a statistics joke but it’s not significant.

MossyFeathers,

I have a joke about video games, but it’s pretty played out.

gjoel,

I have a video game joke. It’s not done yet, but I’ll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.

Horsey,

When will the update release? Soon™️

Decoy321,

I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.

Needs more jpeg.

NataliePortland,
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT

TesterJ,

I have a sound joke but you can’t hear it

greenteadrinker,

I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking

e_mu_mu,

I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn’t get it

Prater, (edited )

I have a joke, but it’s not funny.

Iron_Lynx,

I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.

I also have a railway joke but it’s stuck at a red signal.

subtext,

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

Azzu, (edited )

I’m slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.

subtext,

That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.

Curiousfur, (edited )
fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Correlation =/= causation. You’re still crazy, like the rest of us. :)

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