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Blackmist, in Not Sparks.

V, half of IV and Rogue One spark joy.

The rest, not so much.

ekZepp,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

I can agree on the Rogue One. But the rest…😒

MrVilliam,

You might be the only person I’ve heard of who didn’t like IV and V, but liked Rogue One. I’m picturing a thread with people debating whether Terminator 1 or 2 is better, and you’re like “those are mid, Genisys is the one I like.” It’s just a fascinatingly rare take.

Empire Strikes Back is pretty universally acclaimed as being in the top 2 of star wars movie, and most people’s #1. I’m curious what didn’t do it for you. Is it just too old now? Overhyped? Do you think the pacing is bad and you get bored? Genuinely, I would expect that if somebody didn’t like that one, they didn’t like any of them except maybe one of the new shows like Andor and/or The Mandalorian, mostly because they are tonally different and appeal to a different, wider audience.

ekZepp, (edited )
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

Not even close. T1 is innovative and good, T2 have even better action scene, then stop, nothing else is worth mentioning in the franchise. Rogue one give a new and fresh “spy story” view of the SW story, it shows more complex side of the conflict and both the story and the characters are interesting. I like Andor for the same reason. I find the first and second season of the Madalorian nice too, for the way they show a new “road-side view” aspect of the SW universe, sadly it becomes quickly too “bigger than life” in the third season.

MrVilliam,

That makes sense. It did feel a lot more grounded than the main entries. I think a lot of my apprehension to the characters was knowing that they couldn’t possibly matter beyond that movie because it’s a prequel to a trilogy that doesn’t mention them, so I knew they would probably just die soon. That just made it harder for me to get invested. But you’re right, it’s cool to see the seedy side of the galaxy and it sells that the rebels are scrappy regular people who are justified in their rebellion.

MrVilliam,

I tried something new a few weeks ago to kick off an update machete order that I thought worked surprisingly well. I started with the start of act 3 of Rogue One. Going into that blind, not knowing the characters or what specifically they were trying to accomplish, seeing some blind monk guy walk and act by faith instead of sight to do something at a console, they sacrifice all to beam some kind of signal, and then this towering menace in all black just shows up and slaughters a bunch of dudes… It perfectly leads into IV and enhances it without the time commitment or pacing issues of watching all of Rogue One. I love Mads but we really just don’t need to even see him for the important bits of the story. Vader becomes even more mysterious and threatening this way, the “plans” in IV are given more weight and don’t just seem like a macguffin to give the empire a reason to give chase, and Luke becomes relatively more of an unlikely hero because he’s just a kid caught in the middle of a star war.

I’m not gonna say that Rogue One is bad, but for watching the entire saga it feels like a slog to watch the whole thing. As somebody who considers IV to be a 10/10 masterpiece, (especially for 1977 before anything like this existed, and before George Lucas changed shit for no reason,) I gotta know which half of IV is the half that sparks joy for you. Maybe my favorite moment in the entire franchise is when Luke storms out and looks at the twin sunset, yearning to leave his small and inconsequential life, John Williams’ score swelling into the frustrated sobbing that only a teenager trapped in a small town with a small life could truly understand. It’s his Disney princess moment.

Zoboomafoo,

Rogue One perfectly leading into Ep IV is a great achievement for the film.

Every time I watch it I want to immediately watch IV. It’s why I was so hyped for Andor

CultHero, in Not Sparks.

People HATED the prequels when they came out, trust me. Your kids will love the new trilogy and you’ll remember it with fondness. That’s just the way it goes.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Only if they want to be disowned for not understanding that there isn’t friction in space 😤

yukiat,
@yukiat@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a teen right now and when I watched The Last Jedi back in 2017, I hated it because they ruined the character of Luke Skywalker.

CultHero, (edited )

In 20 years you’re going to be trying to find something to watch and flicking through the channels/streamers you’re going to see it and realize you haven’t watched it in ages. Then the nostalgia will kick in and it won’t seem half as bad as you thought it was in 2017 (dear god 2037 isn’t as far away as it feels 🫨) and you’ll actually enjoy it. You might even have a few youngins you want to share the experience with and you’ll spend Christmas vacation watching the entire franchise with the littles.

It happens to all of us eventually. Well, a lot of us.

HawlSera, in Not Sparks.

In ten years people will simp for the Sequels and shit on… whatever the newest movie is… “The new protag’s not as cool as Rey!!1111

It’ll happen

Honytawk,

We’ve seen it before with the prequels.

This meme wouldn’t fly like 18 years ago. Prequels sparking joy? Please, not the Phantom Menace.

freamon, in I'm like Jack Reacher, if Jack Reacher only got new clothes once a year

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  • Renacles, in Not Sparks.

    The sequels are kind of the opposite of the prequels.

    • Set after the OT
    • First 2 movies are good but last one is trash
    • Terrible overarching plot but cool in the moment to moment
    • Terrible background lore (how did we even get here??)
    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    TLJ being “good” is an easy litmus test to see if someone is easily duped by stupid media pretending to be high brow.

    Renacles,

    Someone getting offended over other people’s opinions and saying words like “litmus” test is enough to tell me they smell their own farts.

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh no! A common turn of phrase that lemmy middle school dropouts don’t understand! Big scary sciencey words D:

    Renacles,

    I’m actually an engineer, you are just a smartass.

    chocosoldier,

    more the implication that you make sweeping judgments about people based on a single data point about their taste in movies because in your mind that indicates they are lesser than you. you know, the way a particularly ignorant child would view other people.

    Blue_Morpho,

    Hating on TLJ is basic. Someone who likes it has a different worldview worthy of conversation.

    BossDj, in Fighting style

    I always thought it was an unspoken game of stick, paper, scissors to see who gets to attack first

    Skua,

    I'm now curious to know where you're from, if you're willing to share. I've always known the game as rock, paper, scissors. I'm in the UK, and it seems like the rest of the Anglosphere uses the same three options but sometimes in a different order, like scissors, paper, rock or something. What's the gesture you make for "stick"?

    Ethalis,

    Also, how does a stick break scissors?

    Skua,

    I like to think it's just the same logic as that old stick vs US marines post. Scissors cut the stick in half? Now you have two sticks. Stick always wins.

    Taser,

    Paper doesn’t beat rock. Paper covers rock.

    Skua,

    okay sure, but that wins you the round if you picked paper and I picked rock? That's paper beating rock. That it does this by "covering" the rock doesn't really clear anything up

    Taser,

    Sigh, you beat me 😛.

    I’m guessing it’s a regional thing.

    “Paper covers rock, Rock beats scissors Scissors cut paper”

    is always how I heard it said out loud.

    Mongostein,

    This is why I prefer Ninja-Hunter-Bear

    Ninja beats hunter Hunter beats bear Bear beats ninja

    There’s full body actions that go with it, but this is text.

    BossDj,

    I’ve never heard of it either. I’m no swordsman. But Mulan is definitely throwing Stick.

    agent_flounder,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    Really big stick

    Viking_Hippie,

    Eventually. But only if they’re really shoddily made scissors.

    angrystego,

    I always imagined the rock makes the scissors blunt. That would work for a stick too.

    PerogiBoi, in Not Sparks.
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    This is some dumbass elitism. Let people enjoy what they enjoy. Star Wars is a space fantasy. Rey gets Jar Jar pregnant in the lost 10th movie. It was glorious.

    Anyolduser,

    Regardless of genre any work of fiction should have cohesive plot and characterization. It’s not elitism to say that the new trilogy is hobbled by numerous, avoidable writing pitfalls.

    The other films had writing problems as well but not nearly as many as the new films. People are free to enjoy the new trilogy but they are poorly written.

    And yes, I’m aware of how fucking cringe the dialogue in the prequels was.

    PerogiBoi, (edited )
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    Art and entertainment must always fall within my predetermined understanding and preferences. Anything straying from this template is bad and must be opposed. Anyone who doesn’t think this way is morally wrong and also must be opposed.

    Stop taking your entire life this seriously. Not everything’s perfect. You alone cannot steer how the film industry depicts Star Wars. Boo hoo.

    Anyolduser,

    Well if that isn’t putting words in my mouth I don’t know what is.

    PerogiBoi, (edited )
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    It was the exact sentiment of your comment.

    People are allowed to like things you don’t like. I feel sorry for people like you who literally work yourselves up into such a rage because some piece of entertainment didn’t pan out the way you wanted. Best of luck in life with that attitude!

    Anyolduser,

    Only one of us is worked up into a rage.

    It ain’t me.

    qevlarr,
    @qevlarr@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks for that mental image lol

    CallumWells,

    No, people must know that their enjoyment is wrong!!! ;P

    Anticorp, in Not Sparks.

    This is the first time I’ve seen praise for the prequels. Weird.

    rimjob_rainer,

    Then you must be new to the internet. Welcome.

    Anticorp,

    Nah, man. The prequels were mercilessly assaulted on the internet for a long time. There must be a new generation of fans praising them now, or maybe the newer movies are so bad that they make the prequels seem good in comparison, so everyone’s revised their opinions.

    rimjob_rainer,

    That was 20 years ago. They are praised for about 10 years now.

    chicken,

    It’s the former since it started before the new ones came out. Tbf there was a lot about the prequels that was catering to children, especially the first one, so it makes sense it would go that way.

    ekZepp, (edited )
    @ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

    Is the “ugly friend” effect. People are even starting phrasing The Hobbit now after the abomination of Amazon. Also, a good story is a good story despise the “PS2” CGI of the old trio.

    Zoboomafoo, (edited )

    Just wait until the next Lord of the Rings thing, then people will be saying that Ring of Power was underappreciated at the time.

    Actually I already think that, it’s a solid “okay” but people are acting like it broke into their house and burned their copies of The Lord of the Rings

    freamon, in Mr. Spock explains the Stars War

    Maybe edit post to be a direct link to the video?: (it’s at i.imgur.com/JQeqRPe.mp4)

    If not, here’s an inline link for anyone with clients that can handle 'em:

    https://i.imgur.com/JQeqRPe.mp4

    setsneedtofeed,
    @setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

    Apologies. I’m on mobile and Imgur is very cagey about giving direct links.

    possiblylinux127,

    The link was the only thing that worked for me.

    Marcumas, in Not Sparks.

    Let’s stop the collective gaslighting of pretending the prequels were good just because the new trilogy was garbage.

    NielsBohron,
    @NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

    Let’s stop the collective gaslighting of pretending the prequels were good just because the new trilogy was also garbage.

    FTFY

    superfes,

    Guys, calm down, it’s been garbage the whole time, it’s your attachment to the movie you had when you watched them at an impressionable age that makes them feel better to you.

    NielsBohron, (edited )
    @NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

    I hear what you’re saying, but as a fairly big literary and film snob, I’ll argue that A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back were bubblegum pop approaching art like a well-realized pop music album that transcends being “just entertainment.” I’ll use some music analogies, since that’s where I have the most background:

    Francis Ford Coppola : Steven Spielberg : George Lucas :: Bob Dylan : Neil Young : Paul Simon.

    You’ve got the auteurs that are out make artistic pieces that may or may not be appreciated in their time, you’ve got the prolific hit machines that churn out album after album (movie after movie) of insightful, well-made work, and then you’ve got the pop, “lowest common denominator” creators that can be game changers (esp. with the right collaborators and editing), but also have a lot of dreck in their back catalogs.

    I would argue that despite the OT being pop-friendly action sci-fi, there was artistry present, especially in the special effects, the story telling, and the world-building. I mean, shit, the diegesis alone is pretty much a masterclass in how to build a living, breathing fiction universe, in a way that I’m not sure has ever been surpassed.

    Bottom line: are they kids’ movies? yes. Are they strong enough to stand on their own as significant artistic works in the same echelon as The Godfather? I would argue that Ep. 4-5 are, yes. Am I still answering my own rhetorical questions? Also yes.

    SRo, in Not Sparks.

    Lol the prequels are shit

    Kolanaki, (edited )
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Compared to the original trilogy? Yes.

    Compared to the new trilogy? They are masterpieces.

    Kinda like how Dumb and Dumberer is shit; but compared to the shit that is Dumb and Dumber 2, it’s great.

    Underwaterbob, in Now he thinks of it

    The point where Star Wars totally lost me was when it turned out C3PO was fucking built by Darth Vader when he was a kid. I just couldn’t suspend my disbelief anymore. I loved the original three movies when I was a kid, but damn, it’s completely left me behind at this point.

    Wogi,

    I left phantom menace disappointed but hopeful.

    Clone wars opens with Anakin and Obi wan talking about a better movie they didn’t make.

    I left revenge of the sith convinced that’s not how it actually happened, that the last three movies weren’t actually canon, but like, a story someone told about Darth Vader centuries after the fact.

    Like all the stories about King Arthur, all different.

    Malfeasant,

    I recommend seeing the sequels, if only to make the prequels look halfway decent by comparison… The third especially is a dumpster fire.

    Underwaterbob,

    I’ve seen the first two. I can’t bring myself to watch the last one.

    Malfeasant,

    I think it’s worth watching just to witness the absurdity. It’s like going to a bad horror movie - if you’re expecting to be scared, you’ll be disappointed, but if you go into it rooting for the zombies, it can be fun

    Underwaterbob,

    This might be the comment that gets me to watch it. I’ve been holding off on some preconceived notion of it further wrecking my memories of the original movies. At this point, it hardly matters. Low expectations it is!

    anonymouse,

    Last Jedi leagues better than Phantom Menace.

    CosmicCleric,
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Last Jedi leagues better than Phantom Menace.

    “No. No. That’s not true. That’s impossible!”

    Thorry84, in Mr. Spock explains the Stars War

    We ain’t found shit!

    nightwatch_admin,

    Ooh a connoisseur. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!

    ExfilBravo, in Finally some good entertainment

    No Tide pods? WTF?!

    Nantucketed,

    Look just above the pea-pods!

    ExfilBravo,

    Fuck im blind!

    Annoyed_Crabby, in Finally some good entertainment

    Isopod where

    nilloc,

    OG iPod is missing too. Clickwheel for the win.

    Spiralvortexisalie,

    The last clickwheel model was released almost two decades ago in 2007 with the name iPod Classic,

    Mongostein,

    God damn. My iPod I still use daily is pre-Obama?

    Kusimulkku,

    We need to go back

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