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Blue_Morpho, in Qui-Gon is an absolute Menace

There’s a reason Dooku was friends with Qui-Gon. I like to imagine a better PM which would have shown that.

Like Qui-Gon and Dooku are working from the inside to reform the Jedi and take out Sideous but then QuiGon dies.

MissJinx, in It doesn't always feel good to compare yourself to your parents
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I had a friend that “trained” french kissing on her brother. She told me this when we were +25 like it was super nornal and one of the pluses of having a brother (he was 1 year young only, so he wasn’t being abused. They were just like this)

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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These are the dangers of exposing kids to Star Wars too early.

Nouveau_Burnswick, in Prove it

I just call them all clankers.

FilthyShrooms,
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Wow, geez. Respect their culture. Say “clanka” if you have to, but even that’s pretty disrespectful

TseseJuer,

muh clanka

Grayox, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.
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Dont forget sunscreen kids, shit is crucial.

SpaceNoodle,

That’s why nobody is using it, they don’t want to wear sunscreen that’s made of shit.

CryptidBestiary, (edited ) in [MW] (*actual customer, not a paid actor)

I remember the reaction that I had when I watched this scene in the theater. I was awestruck and confused. The whole scene perfectly described the tone it had for me for the rest of the movie, a fever dream.

ummthatguy,
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zomtecos, in [PW] I miss the concentration powers I had as a youngling
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It’s actually not necessary the concentration power but the available time when being adult… 🤔

Reading 2 books wouldn’t be a huge problem today (if they are good and less then 1000 pages). But unfortunately the two toddlers here say no to me sitting a few hours on the couch and reading some book.

BottleOfAlkahest,

Being a child also doesn’t demand as much mental load. Yes you’ve got school but as an adult I’ve not only got work but all the tasks of running a home, food, driving, and other misc “chores” that pop up throughout the day. At the end of that it can be difficult to further concentrate sometimes.

x4740N, (edited ) in Thomas the Tie Fighter
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Here you go, used bing image creator since the photoshop mix app decided to be an asshole and not work so I couldn’t make a a crispy photoshop

Edit: crispy was meant to be “crappy” but I’m leaving it as It is

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8f833f07-a0af-4435-b416-3e61838045af.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c4e30f8f-774d-4b05-aafa-21f65934a58e.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6bd15e2f-eb92-4a94-9186-b74147250a02.jpeg

Deceptichum,
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The twins could be one of those two cockpit ties.

Stamets,
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That first one is just too perfect. Although I’m loving the second as well. Vader dressed up like Thomas for Halloween.

x4740N,
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Third one looks like a magazine cover to me, everything about the third image just screams that to me

FlyingSquid, in Oh, I'm a rebel all right - it's just me against everyone else [BOW]
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The Onion is lapped by reality once again.

Cort,

Nope, this is the onion, op cropped out the logo

FlyingSquid,
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I know it’s the onion. It’s also reality.

MrPoopyButthole, in Alternate timeline
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loopedcandle, in Equality

This better not awaken anything in me. . .

TalesFromTheKitchen, in Equality
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10/10 would shoot first.

paddirn, (edited ) in You can’t describe all of StarWars with just one quote

“I have a bad feeling about this.”

genfood,
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Tell me about your feelings, I will listen.

Weirdfish, in Weekend Caption Contest: No Moons

Well, now I know why Greedo shot first.

at_an_angle,

Maclunkey!

Tb0n3,

Han always shoots first with those cannons.

DirkMcCallahan, in Cue closing theme

Putting the “Queen” back in Queen Amidala.

XTornado, in The Trekkies didn't like (and in fact got angry) at the mere image of Jedi Master Kirk, with his lightsaber phaser.
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