I can actually send an object in one direction and have it magically returned by itself and without preparation. Though it only works straight up and back down 😌
Can you really blame Obi-Wan? He was in exile for decades on a scummy planet. You’d be grumpy too if you were surrounded by nothing but criminals and sand. In particular I heard that Tattoine sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
If only. Imagine a world where non-human life could understand what the rich were doing to the planet and act accordingly. Swarms of mosquitos, wasps, random howler monkeys ambushing them. Birds absolutely showering everything they owned in crap. It would be glorious.
No one claimed the Alliance were free from casual racism. They may be trying, but their personal culture was formed by decades of imperial rule.
Those medals are for “command staff” only. Han is the captain of the MF and Luke is the acting squad leader of Red Squad (you might notice that the veteran, who missed his shot but survived, doesn’t get a medal, either.)
“There there, Han, me boy. Well done! Look at you! You got a medal and everything, from your little friends! You’re such a good little scoundrel, yes you are.”
But Dave Limp is on the job now! He’s got the perfect track record of gutting Alexa and giving up on device innovation while moving engineering to China!
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