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Fades, in Don't have a lightsaber but I do have a baseball bat, you little shit

Who the fuck capitalizes “BIO”?? It stand for one word not three, the fuck?

Kusimulkku,

It’s so short that they probably think it’s an acronym lol (lol)

derfl007,

LOL

Natanael,

Lol, lmao even

Moc,

Obviously BIO stands for Biography Iography Ography

I_Am_Jacks_____,

P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in Oebe, E as in Ebe, B as in Bebe, E as in 'ello there, mate

nonfuinoncuro,
Phoenix3875, in Don't have a lightsaber but I do have a baseball bat, you little shit

Why are you calling another skin in Fortnite?

Cethin,

Why don’t we just shorten that to Forskin. It’s so much easier to type and not confusing.

tias,

I don’t have a Fortnite skin, it was removed when I was little

Hupf, in Don't have a lightsaber but I do have a baseball bat, you little shit
PsychedSy,

I have incorporated this as a fable in my personal philosophy, but I also really like youngling jokes.

Johnhones, in Don't have a lightsaber but I do have a baseball bat, you little shit

This reminds me of that time Kanye West gave that young upcommer Paul McCartney a boost by having him guest on a song.

VikingHippie,

I don’t think they called him young, but yeah. That shit was hilarious 😂

Pregnenolone, in Don't have a lightsaber but I do have a baseball bat, you little shit

A good opportunity to teach a youngling about the force

xusontha, in Don't have a lightsaber but I do have a baseball bat, you little shit

Time to bust out the Youngling Slayer 9000 and send this kid to The Void

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

The Void is actually the name of the landfill where I bury the bodies I mean what?

xusontha,
xantoxis, in Don't have a lightsaber but I do have a baseball bat, you little shit

stormtrooper is also what they called troops of the SS under hitler so hmmm hmmm hmmmmmmm

olosta,

I like star wars, but people choosing to dress up as the Nazis always confuses me.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
  1. They’re fictional
  2. They look really cool
Duamerthrax,

There’s a subset that are a little too fascinated with the image of the Empire. Same with the Zeon fans.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair zeon is arguably just as evil as the earth federation so it’s either be a fan of the boys in derpy guntanks or of the men in zakus

Duamerthrax,

I once walked into a full gundam panel and the panelists had gotten everyone to do the Zeon salute. You can be a fan of gundam, the characters and the robots without picking a side.

Cethin,

Well, in the original trilogy they really didn’t outright do anything we can clearly point to as wrong (except for blowing up a planet). We get very little information on either the rebellion or the empire except they’re the good guys or bad guys.

Star Wars in general has this problem where the good guys are squeaky clean and the bad guys are comic book villains without any background. That’s why Andor is the best thing to happen to Star Wars at least since Disney purchased them, if not ever. It actually fills out why the rebellion exists and what they have to do to survive. They aren’t these perfect good guys anymore and we get to see how boring the evil of the empire actually is, and how willing so many people are to follow along as long as it benefits them.

possiblylinux127,

Time to to go murder half the people in my local town and bury the evidence in mass graves

VikingHippie, (edited )

There’s a genocide themed Maybeline ad parody about your username but I’m not quite finding it… Something something possibly it’s Linux

Kusimulkku,

And also called certain troops during WW1 (that’s where the name comes from afaik)

Duamerthrax,

That hair cut looks familiar…

21Cabbage, in You are a bold one

He breaths heavily normally, the following line could be “What, what is a ‘laser’? What do you mean it’s like a lightsaber but it doesn’t really work like a sword and it just keeps going. You can only see the middle of it if it’s going through smoke or fog or something? Well the fucks the point of that? AND THE ONES YOU CAN SEE AT ALL DON’T CUT SHIT? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT’S HORSESHIT.” Yet, heavy breathing would still be an appropriate caption.

Zorque,

A laser is like a turbolaser but less turbo.

JoShmoe, in "An intern?" "Ah, no, this was before the rebranding."

Can someone mansplain this to me?

BoxerDevil,

Boba fetts ship is called Slave 1

billiam0202,

Boba Fett’s ship was called Slave 1. The Mouse has decided that name is problematic.

Nouveau_Burnswick,

It still is Slave 1.

The guidelines seem to just be avoiding calling it that if there isn’t a specific reason too. I’ve got a friend named Osama; it’s the same deal. I also live in The Dominion of Canada.

billiam0202,

That makes some sense for a show, but it’s kinda ridiculous for the Lego set. It makes it conspicuous.

theinspectorst,
@theinspectorst@kbin.social avatar

I think for the Lego set it's more that the average casual fan is more likely to recognise the name 'Boba Fett' than the name 'Slave 1'. They're a commercial enterprise and they want to sell these things to a wide audience, and marketing it under a name that was never mentioned on-screen in the movies wouldn't exactly make that easier.

The whole thing is a bit of a storm in a teacup.

Emperor, in "An intern?" "Ah, no, this was before the rebranding."
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

At least now we can give Leia back her proper name when she was in Jabba’s palace.

TALL421,
@TALL421@lemmy.one avatar

Yeah that’s great and all. But hutt-slayer is way more badass

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

Not as good as Boba Fett’s Spaceship Leia.

surewhynotlem,

I wonder how she handles the Kessel Run

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

Like a champ.

Zorque, in Alternate timeline

Considering Anakin built C-3PO, wouldn't they still be siblings?

samus12345, in Alternate timeline
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Egads, it made C-3P0 straight!

Sharpiemarker, (edited )
samus12345,
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creditCrazy, in Alternate timeline
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Well women are known for liking rich guys and well he’s literally made of gold

GreenMario, in Alternate timeline

He is fluent in over six million forms of communication. One of which is love.

TigrisMorte,

Allow me to explain, with erotic massage. - C3P0

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