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bionicjoey, in 8 December 2023
Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ya wanna spark it?

s1ndr0m3, in 5 December 2023

This comic reminds me of a children’s book called “Click, Clack, Moo. Cows That Type” In the story the cows use a typewriter to demand blankets from the farmer. They withhold their milk until the farmer gives in to their demands. At the end of the book the chickens threaten to withhold their eggs.

walden,

I wonder if this is where Chick-fil-A ads got their influence.

bionicjoey, in 30 November 2023

This would be hilarious as a bumper sticker even to this day

zzzz,

Every man needs to have a code.

prime_number_314159, in 24 November 2023

Typical left leaning art institutions, at it again…

Wooster, in 21 November 2023
@Wooster@startrek.website avatar

Well, they are natural enemies, but if you raise them together as pups…

AngryHumanoid, in 19 November 2023

Which is scarier, that a creature is literally eating you from the inside out or that it might ruin your chances at getting laid? Never mind we all know the answer.

mnemonicmonkeys, in 22 January 2024

Man, this one aged like milk

jenny_ball,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

this one is so funny though

SatyrSack,

Why?

PenguinOfWar, (edited )

I assume the commenter is referencing the Russian use of the letter Z during their illegal invasion of Ukraine.

The Latin-script letter Z (Russian: зет, tr. zet, IPA: [zɛt]) is one of several symbols (including “V” and “O”) painted on military vehicles of the Russian Armed Forces involved in the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine

Source.

holycrap,

They also carved the letter into Ukrainians and dogs as a form of torture.

PenguinOfWar,

Pure evil.

mnemonicmonkeys,

You are correct sir and/or madame

A_Very_Big_Fan, (edited )

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorro no

Edit: just realized you’re probably talking about the comment and not TFS

PenguinOfWar,

Correct!

Estiar, in 22 January 2024

Looks like they need TCAS, or Trail Carriage Avoidance System

phorq, in 20 January 2024

Why do these vultures talk like Mr. Poopybutthole?

darthsid, in 18 January 2024

I don’t get it?

Terces,

They want him to fall into the water.

When you move around the corner like this, the last in line suddenly has to move around the corner really fast to stay in line…or they get thrown off.

darthsid,

Ah, thank you!

waratchess,

If the dogs run faster, the man would be sent flying into the water.

distantsounds,

Larson is layering a turn of the phrase: ‘crack the whip’…which means: to use power or authority to make a person or group work harder or behave in a disciplined way.

The dogs taking over control is part of the joke. Another part is if you look at the dogsled chain as a whip and were to ‘crack it’ like an actual whip, that would send the musher (authority figure) into the water…and thus breaking the chain of your oppressor.

holycrap, in 10 January 2024

Naw, my stupid little shit would still bark. Good thing we love him.

Anticorp,

Our little pomchi chased a German shepherd all the way across a very large park, barking her crazy head off the entire time. She was normally a very obedient and sweet girl, but would just completely lose her fucking mind whenever she saw another dog at the park. We had to stop letting her off the leash anywhere that other dogs might be. If she was on her leash then she would be chill, and just wag her tail and say hello. But the second her leash was off around another dog, she turned into a psychopath.

Moosely, in 9 January 2024
@Moosely@lemmy.world avatar

I’m torn between fake McCoys and calling them Decoy McCoys

LemmyKnowsBest, in 9 January 2024
Sibbo, (edited ) in 7 January 2024

What is supposed to be happening here?

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

I’m pretty confused too. If the chickens hadn’t fainted it would be pretty evident that it’s about “putting all your eggs in one basket” but I dunno

caseyweederman,

I read it as them glaring at the farmer for causing this tragedy, suggesting that they don’t know that the eggs were just going to be eaten otherwise.

caseyweederman,

Chicken Tools

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah OP seems to be posting all of the obscure ones that don’t make sense on purpose

buycurious, in 27 December 2023

This one is kind of sad!

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