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awwwyissss, in 23 January 2024

People shouldn’t catch or eat octopuses, they’re very intelligent.

southsamurai, in 24 January 2024
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Dammit, now that song is in my head

logicbomb, in 24 January 2024

This is top-tier The Far Side content. Everybody seems to remember the stuff with animals acting like humans, but this is the sort of thing that I remember most fondly.

bionicjoey, in 23 January 2024

This comic goes harder than most Far Sides

Che_Donkey,
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CJOtheReal, in 23 January 2024

A skunk smells less bad than some stuff you find in the human body during a surgery… The team usually has some very strongly smelling peppermint oil they can put in their masks when operating on something like that.

Also humming helps to not puke…

threelonmusketeers,

Wasn’t there a time they ran out of peppermint oil? I recall Yoda may have been involved…

mnemonicmonkeys, in 22 January 2024

Man, this one aged like milk

jenny_ball,
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this one is so funny though

SatyrSack,

Why?

PenguinOfWar, (edited )

I assume the commenter is referencing the Russian use of the letter Z during their illegal invasion of Ukraine.

The Latin-script letter Z (Russian: зет, tr. zet, IPA: [zɛt]) is one of several symbols (including “V” and “O”) painted on military vehicles of the Russian Armed Forces involved in the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine

Source.

holycrap,

They also carved the letter into Ukrainians and dogs as a form of torture.

PenguinOfWar,

Pure evil.

mnemonicmonkeys,

You are correct sir and/or madame

A_Very_Big_Fan, (edited )

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorro no

Edit: just realized you’re probably talking about the comment and not TFS

PenguinOfWar,

Correct!

paddirn, in 22 January 2024

Harambe, blessed be thy name

bionicjoey,

My dick still out and it’s been almost a decade.

Assman,
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it’s been almost a decade

That can’t be. That’s not possible.

bionicjoey,

Harambe was May 2016. That’s almost 8 years ago.

Assman,
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I need a minute to process this

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Oh no is your name a seinfeld reference? Oooooollddddd

(and me too for getting it)

Assman,
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You’re going in my airing of grievances

Estiar, in 22 January 2024

Looks like they need TCAS, or Trail Carriage Avoidance System

everett, in 22 January 2024
  1. Dropping this link here because we’re going to need it.
  2. Y’all know about Google?
runswithjedi,

Hahaha this makes it way better

sugar_in_your_tea, (edited ) in 22 January 2024
_lilith, in 21 January 2024
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nice that that guy wants to share his extra coconuts

OpenStars, in 21 January 2024
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Wow, the political implications of this are staggering…

Dude has 5 coconuts left in the world, so he’ll sacrifice at least one just to hurt the other guy - unless I am missing some other connotation? (the only other thing I can come up with is that he’ll gamble on those, just to get access to the other +2)

Yup, Boomer humor for sure.

Blum0108,

You’re overthinking it, Bud

ITypeWithMyDick,

Yeah he is gonna make a hammock and is smiling cause he knows how great it will be to sleep in. Mabe his friend will come over and hang out with him too.

Squirrelsdrivemenuts,

Or he’s going to sling himself across so they finally have some company

OpenStars,
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To eat the other guy? :-P

test113,

Some would say this is an analogy on how Israel looks at Palestine, even though they already have the better side with the help of top-notch (ACME) weapons from outside (a sling, maybe because of the implications of the David and Goliath story?). Others say he’s horny and wants to fling himself directly onto the other. I’m with the horny camp 100%.

OpenStars,
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Dudes being horny? Never heard of that happening before but anything is possible I guess, especially in a cartoon!?:-P

I think maybe he just wants to cuddle - sometimes you just want some touch:-).

Kolli,
sramder, in 21 January 2024
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Waldo’s about to be lost in my stomach 😉

phorq, in 20 January 2024

Why do these vultures talk like Mr. Poopybutthole?

bionicjoey, in 20 January 2024

I really enjoy his early draft: “The Telltale Balls”

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