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Armaell, in ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update

Then collegues says: "Oh there's a windows update!" and try to do it too but can't find it.

Crickets

UprisingVoltage,

I’ve never met a soul eager to update windows

mulcahey, in [Request] How to get a tiny multitool past airport security?

lol getting downvoted in Unethical Life Pro Tips is so funny. Y’all are posers.

rufus, (edited )

I don’t think you’re getting downvoted because of this. You’re not sharing a tip, but asking for advice.

I don’t have any real advice. I forgot my swiss army knife in my backpack a few times. Seems to be completely random if it gets detected. Maybe if the operator of that machine is paying attention. But these x-ray machines and metal detectors seem to work.

Edit: Sorry. Didn’t see this post was already kind of old.

mulcahey,

No apologies needed, but I think you’re mistaken about the reasoning. Requests are explicitly welcome in this community. From the sidebar:

Post titles must begin with “ULPT” or “ULPT Request”, and should be descriptive. [Emphasis added]

rufus,

Yeah. I’m mistaken. Sometimes I read things too fast. Thx. And good luck with your multitool. I feel you. I don’t leave the house without my trusty swiss knife, a spoon, some duct tape and cable ties. And I use these regularly in everyday life and even more so while travelling. I can eat yoghurt everywhere, MacGyver me out of situations and fix somone’s broken-down trolley at the airport with the cable-ties. With those things you’re not only prepared for every situation, but you occasionally make someone’s day.

mulcahey,

I feel you on those cable ties! I keep some on my bike for exactly the same reason.

monsieur_habibi, in ULPT: Keep business cards from people you don't like in your car
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Seemingly small line between “unethical” and “illegal”, eh mate?

cicadamikoto, in [Request] How to get a tiny multitool past airport security?
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If it’s keychain-sized and fits on your keychain, just put it on the keychain and take it through normally. I’ve done so many times in many countries.

mulcahey,

I’m jealous. This has been the exact opposite of my experience, as you no doubt read above

FlashMobOfOne, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
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I love visiting NYC, but you couldn’t pay me to live there. I have friends I stay with when I’m there, and they take 45-minute showers because that’s the only time they get any real privacy.

solstice,

My rent was $2,100/month when I lived there a few years ago. Nice place, updated kitchen and bathroom, quiet, close to public transit, multiple grocery stores in walking distance. That’s steep for sure but nowhere near as insane as people make it out to be. Also I could’ve rented a place for like 1,600 but I shelled out for the nicer one. It’s really not that bad.

FlashMobOfOne,
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That’s good to hear.

My friends have a big four-bedroom in Brooklyn, but of course, there are four people in it. They love it, but I just couldn’t do it. I love having my nice big condo to myself.

cactus, (edited )

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solstice,

Oh for sure it is stupid expensive don’t get me wrong. But the way people talk you’d think it is $4k/month for a tiny dump, not 2100 for a pretty nice place that I decided to pay extra for. Also pay tends to be higher which takes the edge off a bit. Just saying it isn’t quite as bad as people make it out to be.

These days I’m paying 1200 for a dump in a medium sized city and often think I’d be much happier paying 2100 in NYC. So there’s that.

jjjalljs,

There are one bedrooms and studios for < $2k in brooklyn. They might not be fancy, but they exist.

That might be more than other places, but you have to factor in you don’t need a car here. So that’s $10k/year saved (though I think it’s about $2k/year if you max out your transit rides before they become free every week).

You’d have to pay me a shit load of money for me to consider living somewhere that isn’t walkable.

FlashMobOfOne,
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Walkability is nice.

I’m fortunate to live in a part of Kansas City that’s eminently walkable, and when the streetcar expansion is finished in a year and a half, I’ll be a block away from it, but the regional transit here in this city has always been very good. We’ve had a high-speed bus line through the main corridor of the city for almost 20 years now.

The bigger plus is that public transit here is fare-free.

Longpork_afficianado, in [Request] How to get a tiny multitool past airport security?

Fly out of smaller airports. International airports put on the whole security theatre with strip searches and sniffer dogs in order to placate the Americans. If you fly out of small regional airports you can arrive 20 ninutes before takeoff and walk straight onto the plane without anything more than a glance at your boarding pass.

NeoNachtwaechter, in [Request] How to get a tiny multitool past airport security?

Send your tool in a small parcel to yourself at the hotel’s address.

WhoRoger, in [Request] How to get a tiny multitool past airport security?
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Get a multitool in a form of a credit card. Those usually go unnoticed, but no guarantee.

DharmaCurious, in [Request] How to get a tiny multitool past airport security?
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No advice for you, I’ve only flown twice. :/ but they really should have, like, a lock box in the cabin that flight attendants can put all personal items in. That way of you’re just traveling with a carry on, you don’t have to choose between bringing an entire bag to check, or just foregoing some small item. Then, no danger, and you don’t have to check a bag. Just give whatever small item it is to flight crew, they keep it in the cabin until you’re disembarking.

Pons_Aelius, in [Request] How to get a tiny multitool past airport security?

Put it in a bag that is checked in, not carry on.

DharmaCurious,
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They just said they didn’t want to check a bag, though. :/

Pons_Aelius,

Then they are shit out of luck.

Which is cheaper:

Check a bag.

or

Buy a new leatherman every flight.

jeffw,
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Honestly… it’s getting close these days

silvershrimp0, in ULPT: If you are late returning a car rental and you purchased full insurance, you can just crash it.
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The collision damage waiver that most car rental companies offer will explicitly exclude any intentional damage, so it has to look like an accident for this to work.

dystop,
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of course, but that’s not too hard to pull off :)

nostradiel, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
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Meanwhile in the Czech Republic…

Hi, is it still available? Yes. When I can move in? Tommorow. Thx, see you tomorrow then.

NigerianPrince,
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How much is the rent? 50 square m?

OhFudgeBars,

I can’t speak for the whole country, but renting in the places I’ve lived in the USA has been scarcely more complicated than that.

jj4211,

I haven’t rented for a long time, but I have a funny story along those lines.

I was renting a place with two other people. When we applied, we did some amount of contract signing and such.

So one of the people decided to move to another state in the Spring of 2001, but we got a replacement tenant. We walked down to the rental office and mentioned that this new guy was moving in and asked if there’s any process to take care of. The office said “it doesn’t matter so long as the checks come in”. Ok.

So on September 12th, all of a sudden they come to our door and demand why we didn’t file paperwork (they noticed in the wake of September 11th that an arabic guy had been writing them checks and knew they were screwed if someone came auditing).

ilmagico,

Not sure why you’re being downvoted, but can confirm: plenty of shoddy landlords that won’t check anything. If you want to live in a good (read: expensive) place, though, usually they do.

anarchy79,
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Czech Republic is a great country. They seem to have life down.

nostradiel,
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There is no issues getting a rented place cause not many people can afford to live there, especially if you are without a partner. Most of the young generation about to start family life (20-30y) rather live with their parents. After the revolution many poeple started building two-generetional houses so it’s manageable as long as you have good relationships in family.

anarchy79,
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Oh I am fully aware capitalism has fucked the planet, but you guys at least seem to have the idea of good life down. Sure AF beats Sweden.

pH3ra, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
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Mandatory “use GIMP: is free and open source” comment

DingoBilly,

Just pirate Adobe and get the best of both worlds.

pH3ra, (edited )
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I justify the use of Adobe for professional use cases, like “I have to print a label with a specific set of colors and GIMP has bad CYMK support”.
If you have to put a signature where there isn’t one or stuff like that, GIMP is more than good for the job and in the meanwhile you’re helping a community project to grow.

floofloof,

I’ll always choose the FOSS option first, but if you want something that does most of what the Adobe products do, has decent CMYK support, and doesn’t charge a subscription, the Affinity software suite (Affinity Photo, Designer and Publisher) is pretty good value.

anarchy79,
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The only problem with GIMP is that is comes with every sensible keyboard shortcut mapped to some random function you use once in a lifetime.

sebinspace,

The other problem is that if it’s on your resume, I’m not hiring you.

anarchy79,
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It’s not going to be on my resume. Because I know GIMP.

gamer,

Can you give an example? The defaults seem perfectly sensible to me.

lazycouchpotato, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
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It might work for a small time landlord, but larger real estate agencies have other ways to check your income.

This is from my work:___ https://i.imgur.com/Rngchh2.png

Nathandee,

So if you can check… why ask in the first place

Lowered_lifted,
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I seriously have no idea how people are getting away with lying on the app. More power to em I guess

JAC,

Bruh, I had one property, and I still did more thorough work than this. The credit unions offer it as a service. It’s like 0 work to do. These people, lol.

PersnickityPenguin,

My company uses that too. You need to earn five times the salary that we offer for a new hire in order to apply for a job here.

MargotRobbie, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
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It’s easier and way cheaper to rent a room in a house somewhere if you’re looking to save money since the rental market looks miserable right now.

Plus, having roommates can be great.

I_Fart_Glitter,

When I was 22 I lived in a curtained off corner of an attic in a house with 13 other people. It was so, so fun. I thought to myself, I could live this way forever! Why do older people get scammed into believing that they need to spend all their money on living alone?! I’m old now. I’ll live with a partner or live alone. I’m done with room mates.

MargotRobbie,
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13 people is a bit too much. I was thinking like 3. Above that, it gets too messy.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Yeah, some years back I got nostalgic about it and was watching New Girl and decided to get a room mate. Nope. Nopity nope nope nope.

Ew0, (edited )
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Surely esteemed actress Margot Robbie doesn’t flatshare?!

MargotRobbie,
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… Back in the day.

Retrograde,
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It can be great or terrible. Roommate roulette!

MargotRobbie,
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I find it easier if you have multiple roommates. Makes the conflicts less concentrated.

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