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MentalEdge, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
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And then you get bankrupted by the excorbitant creative cloud license costs.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

!piracy (Does not work for lemmy.world users)

Also: Doesn’t GIMP also do the same thing?

gonzoknowsdotcom1,

Yes

BlinkerFluid,
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

Exact same.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yar, har, fiddle-dee-dee

Being a pirate is all right with me

Unless you’re in Lemmy.world, then you won’t see

You are a pirate!

Kuro,

And this is why I switched away from .world

WtfEvenIsExistence,

lemmy.world has a mental health community that used to not allow posts mentioning suicide. Yes, a mental health community. Like wtf man. They only changed the rules because I made a meme criticizing that rule.

Nindelofocho,

you dont even need adobe, if the statements are in a web page just use inspect element. Then technically the screenshot would be real until you reloaded the page

Pokethat,

*Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!*🎶🎵🎶

EzekielJK,

I remember the first time I ever saw that video was when I tried playing Enter the Gungeon. I didn’t even pirate it. I just screwed up when I was installing some mods lol

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I get Adobe free through work! Ha-ha! cries because the job is soul-crushing

Mongostein,

Yup. Adobe may not be the ones causing the housing crisis, but all this nickel and diming from other sources is part of the problem too.

Hey Adobe, if you want people to stop pirating your shit go back to a pay-once model or lower your subscription costs. Then maybe use some of that money you’ve got to help us out over here so we can afford to pay you.

CodingSquirrel, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts

You don't even need photoshop. Just use the inspect function in your browser and edit the values directly in the HTML. Free and much easier to not fuck up the formatting.

nogrub,

krita or gimp are also free

TowerofPimps,
@TowerofPimps@lemmy.world avatar

Shoutout to krita

newthrowaway20,

Works if your statements are in a web format. But most of this stuff is a PDF you download.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Edit the contents with the embedded font

palebluethought,

Surprisingly enough PDF is a (mostly) plain-text format, so you can probably still change the values in Notepad, unless they just did the whole thing as an embedded image or whatever

set_secret, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts

correction, and steal Adobe.

darcy, in ULPT: If you're a cashier/server/etc, you can increase the amount of tips you get by including more loose coins with the customer's change.
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

or just give them more change than they need

Still, in ULPT: If you are late returning a car rental and you purchased full insurance, you can just crash it.
@Still@programming.dev avatar

that’s not how that works, you can’t “just crash it” you’re gonna be on the hook for the value of the car

would be fun tho

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Depends on how you crash it. You go hard and fast enough, it won’t be you on the hook :)

luckyhunter, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts

I’m guessing her rent is double my mortgage, if not higher.

chiliedogg,

Rent often is. But since renting doesn’t build credit, lots of us can’t “afford” a house even though we’d actually be saving money paying a mortgage instead of rent.

luckyhunter,

yeah a 1 bedroom apartment here is a couple hundred more than my mortgage is per month, so i’m sure NYC would be double or triple.

atticus88th, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts

I call BS. No one is renting out to someone based solely on some picture. Unless they are subletting a 2 piece bathroom.

Raiderkev,

Smaller landlords for sure. The last 2 I had wanted a printout of my Equifax credit score, n paystubs. I don’t think they actually verified anything.

spez_,

Mine did. I had to supply references of whom were called

I had to write a cover letter and pay 6 months of rent upfront too

This is Australia

Kikkertje,

A cover letter? For fucks sake, this is getting beyond ridiculous.

hemko,

Wtf leave the shit country this crazyness is a norm

Blizzard, in ULPT: Using Teams and want to stop your status from going Idle? Start a meeting using “Meet now” on teams and change your status to Available.

Or just use Move Mouse. It doesn’t require installation.

cosmicrookie, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Just to be clear. This is illigal. Fraud will get you in prison.

JesusTheCarpenter, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts

I don’t known, I feel like Photoshop subscription is at this point like rent in NY.

mlg, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile Adobe: “Hello, I like money!”

bob_wiley, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
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  • Sneptaur,
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    Income requirements are often 3-4x the actual rent, so if someone has a good financial grip (no debt, no car) as many in NYC do, they may be able to afford it but not technically qualify. This is a sure fire way to become house poor but if you’re smart about it you can make it happen

    Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever,

    The issue is you aren’t even “house poor” in that case since it is rent. “house poor” at least has a way out if you don’t fully go bankrupt and can sell the house at some point. This cash just goes in the bin.

    That said: If it is your only option to live in NYC and you need to…

    NightAuthor,

    Remember that renting can be financially better, depending on circumstances.

    Purchasing also throws some money away, interest, insurance, maintenance (which is more than people think), and actual purchase and sale fees to banks and realtors.

    Often the recommendation is to only buy if you really think you’ll be in that house for at least 10 years, can put 20% down… and some other things I can’t recall of the top of my head.

    Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever, (edited )

    If your mortgage+insurance costs are comparable to your rent, it is pretty much always better to “own” if you are planning to stay there for at least one or two years. Mostly because, with housing trends, you are making significant percentages of that back (if not a profit) when you leave. Albeit, that is a lot harder with the insane interest rates right now but… rent is also getting insane.

    Because yes, your rent per month might come out a bit lower and you (probably) don’t have to worry about repairs. But all of that is just going down the drain.

    That said, with the modern housing market: it is less that renting is “better” and more that you are fucked either way. But you can at least afford rent… to the degree that it will prevent you from ever building up enough cash for a decent down payment (20% would be nice to avoid PMI but it is far from necessary… depending on interest rates).

    Everyone has to do their own math (if they even have an option, which they likely don’t). But the “ten years” advice has been wrong for years. And a lot of the people who jumped the gun and bought a house a few years back… have REALLY REALLY good interest rates and potentially a solid retirement asset (plus a home). And they either rent it out when they move or sell it for a significantly higher price.

    But also: none of that really matters here. Putting the majority of your income into a mortgage is bad, but potentially has payoffs… sometimes. That is being “house poor”. Putting the majority of your income into rent has no payoffs and is mostly just a way to get trapped because you have no way to save up to change anything. And are pretty much screwed the moment you are unemployed/underemployed.

    stevehobbes,

    They’re 40x the monthly rent.

    If you want to rent a $2,500 apartment, you need $100k in income (gross, not net).

    Yes, if you can skimp elsewhere, you can make it work with a smaller ratio. But it isn’t an insane rule of thumb for what you can afford.

    NightAuthor,

    They’re saying 3-4x on a monthly basis.

    stevehobbes,

    I’m just saying what it is, in NYC it’s 40x the monthly rent for annual gross income, 80x for guarantors.

    3.3x the monthly rent. This is true pretty much everywhere in NYC.

    It’s in their range but more precise, and they will care about annual income. They’ll ask to see tax returns often.

    Potatos_are_not_friends,

    Have you rented recently?

    They ask for the stupidest things. They want 3x rent up front for first, last, security. They want you to have a full year of rent in your savings. Until laws were passed, a person in my town would have to drop $9000 on DAY 1 to rent a 2bd, 2bathroom.

    prayer,

    “rental down payments can’t hurt you, they aren’t real”

    art,
    @art@lemmy.world avatar

    Perhaps you’ve never rented before. Affording and “not qualifying” are very different things. Sometimes you make far more than enough money to rent but maybe you work in the wrong industry.

    bob_wiley,
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  • Potatos_are_not_friends,

    The stupid policies will come to your town and then you’ll understand.

    Potatos_are_not_friends, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts

    You don’t need adobe.

    F12, and modify the html.

    Slap a few extra zeroes and take a screenshot.

    dutchkimble,

    Didn’t work. It made my bank balance 00000 instead of 0.

    Thteven,
    @Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

    Try 9s instead

    Rouxibeau,

    Done. Now I can show them $-99917000

    PP_BOY_, (edited )
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Me changing my checking account balance from -$14.33 to -$140000.33

    BeMoreCareful, in Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. - Feddit.cl

    Go back home with your dinosaur friends.

    Haphazard9479, in Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. - Feddit.cl

    I use old oil to start a fire where I burn all my old batteries, tires and trash.

    NeoNachtwaechter,

    At first it seemed like a good idea… before the ‘where’ clause.

    coffee,

    Hope you throw the batteries in last, when they explode they might otherwise extinguish the flames. Very inconvenient.

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