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ArbitraryValue, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts

They don’t check your credit? They checked my credit the last time I rented.

Also you don’t need to photoshop when it’s easier to edit the html.

wintermute_oregon,

Credit doesn’t show income. It is just a score with income not factored in.

mosiacmango,

Experian offers a service called “theworknumber” that will sell you income data to anyone for $60.

You cant opt out because fuck american laws, but you can demand they “freeze” it like credit, so any inquiry is just rejected.

wintermute_oregon,

That may solve who’s texting me if I’d like to sell a property. They keep asking me about properties i haven’t owned for years but I use to live at.

Trainguyrom,

At least you get texted about properties you once owned. I get texted about some dude’s properties across the country even though this hasn’t been his number for a good decade now

wintermute_oregon,

Haha it’s just weird to get a txt asking if I want to sell x property I haven’t owned for twenty years.

It has to be a credit report thing as my gf gets txt about the properties and she has never been on the loans or titles. The properties are always in my name.

GlitzyArmrest,
@GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world avatar

This is where you can request a form to freeze this BS:

employees.theworknumber.com/employee-data-freeze

Notably it’s not as easy as freezing your credit. Probably because there aren’t as many laws around it.

ManosTheHandsOfFate,
@ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world avatar

You can have good credit and a low salary.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I had 800 credit working fast food because l carried extremely little debt.

Twenty years later, my score is fighting to stay about 750 because I make 6 figures, a few credit cards with zero debt. Because they WANT me to hold onto debt to show my trustworthiness? Fuck that.

Corkyskog,

Yes, they do. You get extra points for holding a balance.

Cryophilia,

No you don’t. Technically you get a small (~10 point) bonus for showing literally anything other than $0. But you get zero points for carrying that balance beyond the payoff date.

You should never ever ever pay interest on credit cards. It doesn’t help you in any way.

stevehobbes,

Nah, there’s something else that’s triggering it. Average length of credit matters a lot, so if you cancel cards and get new ones frequently that would do it.

Long term debt for sure is good, carrying balances on cards is never rewarded.

The reason they’re OK extending credit when you have debt is because they can see you are managing it. Mortgage or auto loans (asset backed) aren’t bad. Don’t carry balances on cards ever if you can avoid it.

As another poster said, there’s probably no functional difference for you between 750 and 830.

habanhero,

Landlords also ask for pay stubs / proof of income.

jivemasta,

Yes, but also you don’t get good credit by entering into contracts you can’t afford. What I can and can’t afford are my decision to make.

Just like you can have good credit and low income, you can have high income and be shit with money. It really doesn’t prove anything by showing a pay stub.

MentalEdge, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

And then you get bankrupted by the excorbitant creative cloud license costs.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

!piracy (Does not work for lemmy.world users)

Also: Doesn’t GIMP also do the same thing?

gonzoknowsdotcom1,

Yes

BlinkerFluid,
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

Exact same.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yar, har, fiddle-dee-dee

Being a pirate is all right with me

Unless you’re in Lemmy.world, then you won’t see

You are a pirate!

Kuro,

And this is why I switched away from .world

WtfEvenIsExistence,

lemmy.world has a mental health community that used to not allow posts mentioning suicide. Yes, a mental health community. Like wtf man. They only changed the rules because I made a meme criticizing that rule.

Nindelofocho,

you dont even need adobe, if the statements are in a web page just use inspect element. Then technically the screenshot would be real until you reloaded the page

Pokethat,

*Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!*🎶🎵🎶

EzekielJK,

I remember the first time I ever saw that video was when I tried playing Enter the Gungeon. I didn’t even pirate it. I just screwed up when I was installing some mods lol

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I get Adobe free through work! Ha-ha! cries because the job is soul-crushing

Mongostein,

Yup. Adobe may not be the ones causing the housing crisis, but all this nickel and diming from other sources is part of the problem too.

Hey Adobe, if you want people to stop pirating your shit go back to a pay-once model or lower your subscription costs. Then maybe use some of that money you’ve got to help us out over here so we can afford to pay you.

ATQ, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts

This is fine until she gets caught. Then it’s a fraud conviction. Nothing like getting yourself in over your head and then sent to jail to stick it to the man 🙄

Primarily0617,

sent to jail to stick it to the man 🙄

i don't think "i would like to not be homeless, please" is really "sticking it to the man"

mister_monster,

In order for something to be fraud someone has to be defrauded. If she pays her rent there’s no crime. I doubt they’d try to get her charged with fraud for not paying her rent.

habanhero,

IF she pays the rent then the landlord will likely not be incentivized to do anything about it even if they find out, but still would sour the relationship. I mean, what else could the tenants be lying about?

I don’t know enough about NYC tenancy laws but I wonder if obtaining a rental through fraudulent means gives the landlord rights to break the lease, thus putting the tenants at risk of being evicted.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Have you rented from corporate landlords lately? The relationship doesn’t have a chance to be soured because it doesn’t exist. Fuck the system. It runs on fraud anyway, but once the filthy masses start playing the rich man’s game all of a sudden it’s a problem? They’re not going to look into it. You’re vastly overestimating the amount of effort these scumfucks want to put into their “business”

habanhero,

But wouldn’t it be worse if it’s a faceless corporate landlord you are dealing with? There is virtually no “relationship” so if they find out you obtained the lease through fraudulent means, are they not more likely to come down on you? Because you are a “high-risk” tenant and they don’t want to encourage this behavior. Just handle it through laws since it’s in their favor.

My point is, the system is rigged against renters for sure, but I don’t think there is necessarily a win here if you do this.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

That’s what the second bit of my reply was about. They dgaf. They’re not going to look into it past the approval process. Think about it. If you lose your job and are no longer able to pay rent but have a month or twos’ rent saved, are they going to evict you? No, of course not. They have no way of knowing you lost your job. What if you take a new job after that that pays less than the one that qualified you for your apartment and now you technically no longer qualify. Are they going to evict you? No. They have no way of knowing unless you tell them. And even then they don’t care. If your rent is paid they don’t give a shit. They’re not going to look into it. There’s no reason to.

If you lie about how much you make to get into a place that’s beyond your means then that’s your own fault. You’re going to get evicted when you keep coming up short. They’re still not going to slap you for fraud. If you lie about your income to get into a place that’s within your means (because the income requirements for these.places are entirely arbitrary and unrealistic) then you’re going to face no repercussions because you know how to pay your bills.

habanhero,

Well the whole thing is contingent on the fact that you can actually pay rent. The stress test is the landlord’s way of trying to verify that, and if you are assuming you can do that above all else then sure, everything will be just peachy.

I’m not absolutely not convinced that everyone who claims they can pay rent actually could, however.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Please, show me one instance of someone in the US being arrested for fraud because they lied about their income. Show me a real world example of this “stress test” you mentioned.

The same could be said of people who meet the income requirements for any given residence. Just because someone can pay rent on paper doesn’t mean they can actually pay rent. Doubly so for credit checks. Someone with a low score isn’t necessarily in an unmanageable amount of debt and someone with a high score isn’t necessarily someone that has a manageable amount of debt.

If you’re going to commit fraud in order to secure a rental then you need to go in with the understanding that it’s important to know what you can actually afford. The same goes when you’re doing it through “legitimate” means. If you can’t pay the bills, then you lose your house. Its the same conclusion whether or not you lied about your income.

You’re not going to go to jail, they’re not going to check. And given the situation a lot of people are finding themselves in right now, it’s pretty shitty to not empathize with people who are struggling to keep a roof over their heads, appealing to “the legality” of what their doing. As if the laws and people who wrote them aren’t responsible for the fact that people have to resort to fraud in the first place.

The fact that you’re either unwilling or incapable of understanding this shows how little you think of people who are struggling to make ends meet. Your constant resistance to the idea of people doing what they need to do to acquire shelter results in you essentially saying “if you have to lie to get a roof over your head, then you just shouldn’t have a place to live”. Which is a pretty fucked up stance to take.

habanhero,

When did I say anything about anyone going to jail? The only point I made about getting a rental through fraudulent means is that it could potentially backfire on the tenant if the tenancy law allows landlords to break the lease because of it (which largely depends on regional tenancy laws).

Just because someone can pay rent on paper doesn’t mean they can actually pay rent.

So what do you suggest as a way for landlords to make sure people can actually pay rent? Because this is a legitimate issue that landlords have (corporate or not) before entering into a contractual agreement.

The fact that you’re either unwilling or incapable of understanding this shows how little you think of people who are struggling to make ends meet. Your constant resistance to the idea of people doing what they need to do to acquire shelter results in you essentially saying “if you have to lie to get a roof over your head, then you just shouldn’t have a place to live”. Which is a pretty fucked up stance to take.

Get off your soapbox and take your strawman with you. These are entirely your words, not mine, none of what I wrote has anything to do with your virtue signaling and pretend grievances. The only “fucked up stance” I see here is you debating an imaginary opponent on points you made up yourself.

jandar_fett,

If the upper echelon’s of society don’t want common people to do things dishonestly to get by, then don’t rig the game.

SCB,

It’s not fraud, it’s perjury. You literally sign and agree, under threat of perjury, that your financial information is accurate.

SeducingCamel,

At least I don’t have to make 3x rent in prison

SCB,

I mean yeah, but you might have to soak your bedsheets in the toilet to cool off, according to that other post I saw. Prison is barbaric as fuck.

mister_monster,

A civil agreement between private parties cannot be under penalty of purjury. A civil penalty could be levied if it is specified in the contract, but I’ve never seen a rent contract that specified a penalty beyond the landlord having the right to break the agreement if they find out.

Generally speaking, a landlord has an incentive to keep you if you pay on time and don’t damage property, regardless what you lied about.

SCB,
quirzle,
@quirzle@kbin.social avatar

What's the size of this jail cell vs. a 1 bedroom apartment apartment in NYC you can afford solo?

ATQ,

Might be about the same. But you can’t leave the jail cell. If you move to NYC and spend all your time in your 1 bedroom apartment you’re NYCing wrong.

harmonea,
@harmonea@kbin.social avatar

Ah yes, your city must be under "this" size for introverts to be allowed. I always forget about that law.

tokyo,

Please spend some time outside. I doubt the dude was that serious.

pjhenry1216,

Introverts are not by definition antisocial though they can be. They just spend energy to be social. A shut-in is likely an introvert. An introvert doesn't have to be a shut-in. I don't know the mass public mistake where folks assume introverts are the same as people who don't like social interaction. So an introvert can easily enjoy socializing in NYC and seeing people. It just uses energy.

That being said, if you're not going to leave your apartment, choosing a place that's super expensive due to all the things you need to leave your apartment for, you're not making a good choice.

harmonea, (edited )
@harmonea@kbin.social avatar

The guy implied that enjoying time alone at home is wrong. Introverts enjoy time alone at home. I didn't say introverts only enjoy time alone at home, and I'm not doing this thing where I need a dozen disclaimers proving I really do know what the words I used mean every time I want to make a one-line quip.

Also why are y'all assuming she moved to NYC on purpose? Can no one just be from there originally and move from a roommate arrangement to a studio? Please lol

pjhenry1216,

Extroverts also enjoy time alone at home and introverts can enjoy NYC which is the point where your claim breaks down.

And then I did address the meaning behind what they said without you literally making a nonsense conclusion.

monotremata,

I really didn't take that as their implication. Apartments in New York are often not that comfortable--they can be cramped and cluttered, and not even all that private thanks to thin walls and sometimes even shared bathrooms. So even an introvert with that kind of apartment tends not to spend much time in it apart from sleeping. Instead they'll go to libraries or museums or parks or makerspaces or cafes. It's surprisingly easy to be alone in public in New York.

I think that's all they meant. I see how you could take their comment differently, but I think they were being sincere. Actually spending a lot of time in their tiny dismal one-room apartment with no natural light is actually a mistake that some introverts make when they first move to New York, and it's genuinely depressing to do that.

A caveat to all this is that I've only spent very brief periods in New York, and I do find it overwhelming, partly for this reason. But yeah. I don't think that person meant to condemn spending time alone; they were just saying that treating a New York apartment like a solitary confinement cell isn't good for your mental health regardless of your socialization tendencies.

SCB,

If you want to spend time in your house alone, and you’re living in NYC, yes you are very much making a stupid choice.

You could move outside of NYC, pay half as much in rent or less, and be a shut-in all you want while still commuting in for whatever reason you had to ever go to NYC as a shut-in in the first place.

scytale,

That got me thinking. If spending all your time in a tiny 1BR apartment is NYC’ing wrong, would living in a hotel make sense? If you stayed at a mid-level chain like Holiday Inn Express or Hampton Inn, it’ll cost you $3000+ a month, but that already comes with daily breakfast, utilities and internet, free parking, and regular housekeeping. Some rooms might even have a small kitchen and could be bigger in total area than a 1BR apartment. The only issue is you can’t modify the interior except maybe add some furniture. But if you’re supposed to be out most of the time anyway, maybe that wouldn’t matter as much?

JazzAlien,

Lol

BlinkerFluid,
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

your landlord is showing.

Put that shit away, dude. There are kids around!

fidodo,

How would she get caught? It’s not like she’s posting about it publicly with her name attached to it.

mosiacmango,

If youre landlord is following your social media, something in you life has gone fucking sideways.

Wookie,
@Wookie@artemis.camp avatar

Haha what’s a joke?

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Lmao. Some of us take rules as suggestions (which good people still try to abide by). And, some of us are very rigid.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

But hey, you get free housing and meals!

Trainguyrom,

Realistically speaking this is fraud that’s extremely difficult to detect. They would have to be able to prove that the income was falsified, and income can change quite a bit over time as people get promoted, demoted, change jobs, gain/lose bonuses and incentives etc. Its like lying on your resume, it can be what gets your career kickstarted, but its also risky

glimse, in Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. - Feddit.cl

How DO you get rid of engine oil?

Viking_Hippie,

You don’t. You have to keep it for the rest of your life then pass it on through your family for at least 5 generations. It’s the only way to break the curse.

Kidding aside, the actual answer from the EPA

glimse,

“You Dump It, You Drink It”

Got it, pouring myself a glass this morning

Viking_Hippie,

Pretty sure the latter was meant as punishment for the former, but far be it from me to dictate your breakfast, I guess 🤷

glimse,

I read the big letters and stopped there!

Viking_Hippie,

'MURICA! 🫡

Thisfox,

It talks about the benefits of recycling, and not how it is done…

BeMoreCareful, in Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. - Feddit.cl

Go back home with your dinosaur friends.

Haphazard9479, in Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. - Feddit.cl

I use old oil to start a fire where I burn all my old batteries, tires and trash.

NeoNachtwaechter,

At first it seemed like a good idea… before the ‘where’ clause.

coffee,

Hope you throw the batteries in last, when they explode they might otherwise extinguish the flames. Very inconvenient.

d3Xt3r, in ULPT: If you get paid annual leave and you're definitely going to quit your job soon, ask for a large pay rise first. When you quit, your accumulated annual leave will be paid out at the higher rate

This is pretty much what I did, although it was coincidental. Felt bad for my boss because he fought pretty hard to get a meaty pay rise for me, and then a month later I quit.

electrogamerman,

Dont feel bad for them. The company is doing more money, and if they ultimately give you a rise, that means you were working while you could have made more money.

superkret, in ULPT: If you get paid annual leave and you're definitely going to quit your job soon, ask for a large pay rise first. When you quit, your accumulated annual leave will be paid out at the higher rate

This isn’t unethical. Your boss willingly agrees to a changed contract with you, including all it entails. On the other hand, your boss also extracts the maximum labor value they can get out of you and pays you the minimum amount you’ll agree to.

jimmydoreisalefty,

Agree, this is not a ULPT.

This is just a LPT.

Pons_Aelius, in ULPT: If you're renting a new apartment, save a newspaper from the day your rent starts.

Just make sure you strip the meta data from the picture before you send in your evidence.

mom,

Why strip it when you can alter it to reflect any time and date? :D

reflex,
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Why strip it when you can alter it to reflect any time and date? :D

That's right, Lorraine!
As Marty says after Doc rips up his letter, "I've got all the time in the world! I've got a time machine!"

whodatdair,

Timestomp

Still, in ULPT: If you are late returning a car rental and you purchased full insurance, you can just crash it.
@Still@programming.dev avatar

that’s not how that works, you can’t “just crash it” you’re gonna be on the hook for the value of the car

would be fun tho

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Depends on how you crash it. You go hard and fast enough, it won’t be you on the hook :)

Duchess, in [ULPT] Fake it 'til you make it, a quick guide.
@Duchess@yiffit.net avatar

I’d personally recommend liberal use of chatgpt for your resume and cover letter

ericthered926, in ULPT: Upon arriving at an airbnb/hotel, change your phone system date to the date of your checkout, and take a video walkthrough.

Make sure there aren’t any clocks/screens in the video that expose you lol

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Could just change the clocks if possible without getting caught

Vertelleus, in ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update
@Vertelleus@kbin.social avatar

Please tell me it sits at 100% forever!

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Should also do some large file write operation in the background of the device has a hard drive activity light

somethingspecial, in ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update

I don’t even need that for an endless update or computer locked up scenario. My work-issued laptop has those features built in!

ggnoredo, in ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update

we don’t use windows

Vilian,

just put a fullscreen png of kernel panic lol

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