FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

I love visiting NYC, but you couldn’t pay me to live there. I have friends I stay with when I’m there, and they take 45-minute showers because that’s the only time they get any real privacy.

solstice,

My rent was $2,100/month when I lived there a few years ago. Nice place, updated kitchen and bathroom, quiet, close to public transit, multiple grocery stores in walking distance. That’s steep for sure but nowhere near as insane as people make it out to be. Also I could’ve rented a place for like 1,600 but I shelled out for the nicer one. It’s really not that bad.

FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

That’s good to hear.

My friends have a big four-bedroom in Brooklyn, but of course, there are four people in it. They love it, but I just couldn’t do it. I love having my nice big condo to myself.

cactus, (edited )

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solstice,

Oh for sure it is stupid expensive don’t get me wrong. But the way people talk you’d think it is $4k/month for a tiny dump, not 2100 for a pretty nice place that I decided to pay extra for. Also pay tends to be higher which takes the edge off a bit. Just saying it isn’t quite as bad as people make it out to be.

These days I’m paying 1200 for a dump in a medium sized city and often think I’d be much happier paying 2100 in NYC. So there’s that.

jjjalljs,

There are one bedrooms and studios for < $2k in brooklyn. They might not be fancy, but they exist.

That might be more than other places, but you have to factor in you don’t need a car here. So that’s $10k/year saved (though I think it’s about $2k/year if you max out your transit rides before they become free every week).

You’d have to pay me a shit load of money for me to consider living somewhere that isn’t walkable.

FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Walkability is nice.

I’m fortunate to live in a part of Kansas City that’s eminently walkable, and when the streetcar expansion is finished in a year and a half, I’ll be a block away from it, but the regional transit here in this city has always been very good. We’ve had a high-speed bus line through the main corridor of the city for almost 20 years now.

The bigger plus is that public transit here is fare-free.

nostradiel,
@nostradiel@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile in the Czech Republic…

Hi, is it still available? Yes. When I can move in? Tommorow. Thx, see you tomorrow then.

NigerianPrince,
@NigerianPrince@lemmy.world avatar

How much is the rent? 50 square m?

OhFudgeBars,

I can’t speak for the whole country, but renting in the places I’ve lived in the USA has been scarcely more complicated than that.

jj4211,

I haven’t rented for a long time, but I have a funny story along those lines.

I was renting a place with two other people. When we applied, we did some amount of contract signing and such.

So one of the people decided to move to another state in the Spring of 2001, but we got a replacement tenant. We walked down to the rental office and mentioned that this new guy was moving in and asked if there’s any process to take care of. The office said “it doesn’t matter so long as the checks come in”. Ok.

So on September 12th, all of a sudden they come to our door and demand why we didn’t file paperwork (they noticed in the wake of September 11th that an arabic guy had been writing them checks and knew they were screwed if someone came auditing).

ilmagico,

Not sure why you’re being downvoted, but can confirm: plenty of shoddy landlords that won’t check anything. If you want to live in a good (read: expensive) place, though, usually they do.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Czech Republic is a great country. They seem to have life down.

nostradiel,
@nostradiel@lemmy.world avatar

There is no issues getting a rented place cause not many people can afford to live there, especially if you are without a partner. Most of the young generation about to start family life (20-30y) rather live with their parents. After the revolution many poeple started building two-generetional houses so it’s manageable as long as you have good relationships in family.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I am fully aware capitalism has fucked the planet, but you guys at least seem to have the idea of good life down. Sure AF beats Sweden.

pH3ra,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

Mandatory “use GIMP: is free and open source” comment

DingoBilly,

Just pirate Adobe and get the best of both worlds.

pH3ra, (edited )
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

I justify the use of Adobe for professional use cases, like “I have to print a label with a specific set of colors and GIMP has bad CYMK support”.
If you have to put a signature where there isn’t one or stuff like that, GIMP is more than good for the job and in the meanwhile you’re helping a community project to grow.

floofloof,

I’ll always choose the FOSS option first, but if you want something that does most of what the Adobe products do, has decent CMYK support, and doesn’t charge a subscription, the Affinity software suite (Affinity Photo, Designer and Publisher) is pretty good value.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

The only problem with GIMP is that is comes with every sensible keyboard shortcut mapped to some random function you use once in a lifetime.

sebinspace,

The other problem is that if it’s on your resume, I’m not hiring you.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not going to be on my resume. Because I know GIMP.

gamer,

Can you give an example? The defaults seem perfectly sensible to me.

lazycouchpotato,
@lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world avatar

It might work for a small time landlord, but larger real estate agencies have other ways to check your income.

This is from my work:___ https://i.imgur.com/Rngchh2.png

Nathandee,

So if you can check… why ask in the first place

Lowered_lifted,
@Lowered_lifted@lemmy.world avatar

I seriously have no idea how people are getting away with lying on the app. More power to em I guess

JAC,

Bruh, I had one property, and I still did more thorough work than this. The credit unions offer it as a service. It’s like 0 work to do. These people, lol.

PersnickityPenguin,

My company uses that too. You need to earn five times the salary that we offer for a new hire in order to apply for a job here.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

It’s easier and way cheaper to rent a room in a house somewhere if you’re looking to save money since the rental market looks miserable right now.

Plus, having roommates can be great.

I_Fart_Glitter,

When I was 22 I lived in a curtained off corner of an attic in a house with 13 other people. It was so, so fun. I thought to myself, I could live this way forever! Why do older people get scammed into believing that they need to spend all their money on living alone?! I’m old now. I’ll live with a partner or live alone. I’m done with room mates.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

13 people is a bit too much. I was thinking like 3. Above that, it gets too messy.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Yeah, some years back I got nostalgic about it and was watching New Girl and decided to get a room mate. Nope. Nopity nope nope nope.

Ew0, (edited )
@Ew0@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Surely esteemed actress Margot Robbie doesn’t flatshare?!

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

… Back in the day.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

It can be great or terrible. Roommate roulette!

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

I find it easier if you have multiple roommates. Makes the conflicts less concentrated.

_number8_,

it is FUCKING INSANE that apartments get to ask for all sorts of invasive shit like this and that’s just fine. yeah god forbid you take on any risk, we’re only committing to fucking thousands a month, fuck you.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Truly insane. What’s next, your healthcare records?

aesthelete,

Nowadays too they often require renter’s insurance so they can get money from the insurance company if you leave too many peasant droppings on the floor during your stay.

rifugee, (edited )

Or burn your apartment down (Christmas lights, for example), which you would be on the hook for without insurance. It also covers your stuff if you get robbed. I personally think that it is indespensible.

CoderKat,

Naw, tenants insurance is entirely reasonable in my book. That’s not meant for small things. That’s meant for huge disasters like if you cause a fire that burns down the entire building. The liability insurance is the only part they usually care about. Fortunately, it’s usually relatively cheap, too.

If you didn’t have insurance, they’d just need more insurance themselves and they’ll pass that buck on to you. At least with renters insurance, you can get some coverage for your personal belongings, too.

aesthelete,

If you didn’t have insurance, they’d just need more insurance themselves and they’ll pass that buck on to you.

I honestly think they should be prevented from just transparently passing every single cost of ownership (as well as most of their responsibilities) onto renters, but I’m also American so I understand what you’re saying here.

solstice,

I’m curious how you think business works? Like what do you think businesses do, besides passing costs to customers? If they didn’t price their expenses into their products/services the business wouldn’t survive. Preventing them from doing so is just…childishly naive…

aesthelete,

It’s true that they have to make more in profit than expenses, but margins aren’t set in stone, except in this country where everyone thinks that not only does already work that way, but that it should.

In a reasonably regulated industry additional costs may have to be absorbed out of the business’s margin instead of immediately being passed onto the customers.

The margins are fucking fat in this country, but that won’t stop them from passing every single additional cost onto you again instead of adjusting their margin.

EDIT: And all of this leaves out the discussion of not only every cost being passed directly onto you, but the responsibilities as well.

solstice,

The margins are fucking fat in this country

Do you have data supporting this? I took a few minutes to select a few ginormous American megacorps in various industries and asked chatgpt to help select the best non-US analogs to compare to. Then I pulled up their financial statements and compared some key ratios over a few years: net income / net revenue (profit margin), net income / net equity (return on equity), and net income / total assets (return on assets).

I looked at Verizon and Vodafone, and then GM and Toyota, before I decided to actually do some real work on this and put some real data together. My results were inconclusive: verizon is kicking vodafone’s ass, but then again telecom is absolutely fucked in this country so no big surprise there. GM and toyota split the metrics pretty evenly; one better in one area, the other better somewhere else.

So I’m not convinced yet profit margins are abnormally fat in this country compared to international business. It’ll take a lot of data points from a lot of companies over a lot of years to really get a satisfactory picture of whether your point is truly accurate.

aesthelete, (edited )

I took a few minutes to select a few ginormous American megacorps in various industries and asked chatgpt to help select the best non-US analogs to compare to.

LOL

I looked at Verizon and Vodafone, and then GM and Toyota, before I decided to actually do some real work on this and put some real data together. My results were inconclusive: verizon is kicking vodafone’s ass, but then again telecom is absolutely fucked in this country so no big surprise there. GM and toyota split the metrics pretty evenly; one better in one area, the other better somewhere else.

What the fuck does any of this have to do with the margins in rental apartments?

So I’m not convinced yet profit margins are abnormally fat in this country compared to international business. It’ll take a lot of data points from a lot of companies over a lot of years to really get a satisfactory picture of whether your point is truly accurate.

There’s hardly a more friendly business environment to stage your multi-national from than the United States…and that’s not only because we have people like yourself trying to thoroughly research how good they have it in order to prove a boot-licking point to some random stranger on the Internet, but also because here, unlike in all other countries, if you don’t like the regulatory environment you can quickly and easily buy yourself a congressman (or two)…oh and you can just send any manufacturing costs such as labor out of the country.

I think you’re missing the forest for the weeds here truly. I’m talking about a specific area and you’re trying to extrapolate it to the entirety of the world. I’m sure that there are some industries where the margins in the US are a bit thinner than they are elsewhere (especially when it’s not possible to move your labor too far from your business such as in retail), but what’s truly unique is how defeated and broken and used to giving it up to business we are in this country. Or to add one of my favorite Vonnegut quotes for color:

semi-related Vonnegut quote___ America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, ‘It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.’ It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: ‘if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?’ There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register. ___

On the specific point about rental rates and margin, and I’ll go even more specific into the locality…there’s scarcely a better margin business than taking a large complex full of 550 SQ FT apartments in southern california and charging an ever increasing amount of rent, pet rent, shit fees, and requiring more and more other things from renters every year (deposits, pet deposits, etc.).

California, “liberal” state that it is, managed to pass a huge restriction on this though…you can’t raise someone’s rent more than 10% year-over-year without giving the renter in the unit 90 days notice much to the horror of the landlord class who roused every rabble they could in protest.

solstice,

You can’t possibly be this stupid or argumentative. It’s just not possible.

You made a statement that seemed questionable so I did some real actual empirical analysis of honest to god factual numbers, with a decent methodology to collect data and make some inferences.

You know, like how science works? Make a statement, formulate hypothesis, collect and analyze data, make inferences? Sound familiar?

But you’re just so fucking ANGRY, you and everyone in these threads I foolishly engage with. Your vitriol is palpable. It’s blinding you and you’re just lashing out with pure hatred. I bring empirical data to the table to explore your point TOGETHER, in good faith, and you lash out at me.

What an unpleasant person you are.

aesthelete,

You know, like how science works? Make a statement, formulate hypothesis, collect and analyze data, make inferences? Sound familiar?

Yeah I think science starts with taking a statement a rando made in the Internet out of its context, then plugging it into some stupid robot and trying to use that to prove or disprove that it applies in a blanket way across the entire universe.

Oh, no that was bullshit I was thinking of just then.

But you’re just so fucking ANGRY, you and everyone in these threads I foolishly engage with.

Yeah I was actually seething while I was out there cracking J’s at the store for a couple of hours. You know what they say, bud? If you bump into an asshole in the morning, you bumped into an asshole, if you bump into assholes all day then it’s actually you that’s the asshole?

That applies here.

You “took time to explore a point” I wasn’t making, at all, by removing it from context and sending me a giant wall of text.

What an unpleasant person you are.

Right back at ya slick.

Left unexplored because we had to plum the depths and try to calculate the incalculable and the unclaimed (profit margins aren’t even reported for all or maybe even most companies because a lot of companies are private), is the fact that it’s a choice to make landlording into a business in the fucking first place.

solstice,

Left unexplored because we had to plum the depths and try to calculate the incalculable

Have you ever looked at a financial statement in your life? Annual report, SEC reports, balance sheet, income statement, and so on? I highly doubt it. You made a claim about profit margins and I found empirical data and methods to compare American companies to non-US companies.

Here’s the financials for the biggest REIT in the US, as if you have a clue what that means or what to do with it. Pages 89-90 of 148. Go find the biggest non-US analog and run the same ratios I applied before. See what you come up with.

…gcs-web.com/…/87be76b9-6e93-452b-a708-7de9e30ee1…

Calculate the incalculable indeed. There it is, go, calculate. Gather evidence and analyze it to support your statement that margins are fatter here than outside the US or whatever you said. We all know you won’t, but there’s a start for you to be less of an ignorant asshole about these things.

And I’m smelling shit all day because lemmy attracts ignorant morons like you who go mouthing off confidently saying unsubstantiated things they don’t understand.

aesthelete,

Guys watch out this dude’s read a financial report. 😆

Fuck off. If you’re having such problems on Lemmy with real humans you should just go back to talking to your one “friend” in the world: ChatGPT.

solstice,

So that’s a no, you’ve never looked at a balance sheet before in your life. You don’t know any key ratios, you don’t know how to compute profit margins, return on equity, efficiency, and other metrics. You don’t know how to find this data, or what to do with it when fed to you. You don’t know how to compile all these data and analyze it to make inferences. You refuse to look at data presented.

You don’t know how to substantiate your own point: “margins are fucking fat in this country.”

So you go around mouthing off about shit you don’t understand, have no way of verifying or refuting, you are hostile towards someone presenting these data and analysis in good faith, and then fall back to ad hominem attacks for good measure.

And somehow I’m the asshole here.

Yeah I think I’m done here.

aesthelete,

I say one thing about margins in the context of being a landlord and you think I’m making some point about the whole world.

Which again, you might be able to calculate, maybe, if it were at all fucking relevant…but it’d largely be a fucking estimate because businesses aren’t all public and don’t all expose their statistics. But hey at least ChatGPT can give you an accurate estimate, right? 😆

ChatGPT gave me wrong answers to fucking grade school multiplication questions.

You’re a fucking idiot that runs around harassing people, and you started this thread with the same man baby tone you’re concluding it with.

So again, fuck off.🖕

If you want a block, just ask for a block directly instead of typing people walls of irrelevant text.

solstice,

My god man I wasn’t attacking you give me a fucking break. It’s an interesting thought and I was genuinely interested in exploring the concept in an empirical analytical manner. There’s tons of hard data available to analyze and draw inferences from. We could’ve had a nice discussion here. But instead you turn out to be a raging cunt and go full attack mode. I just don’t get it.

aesthelete,

You forget how you started this fucking discussion because you were just salivating for a place to start spewing business bullshit.

Look up the thread you fucking business bot. You came in here blasting fucking douche bombs about hurr durr that’s how businessing works!!! Look at me I realized that business means selling something for more than you paid for it, and you don’t because you’re an idiot!!! I’m so smart!!

solstice,

…yeah I think I’m done here.

aesthelete, (edited )

You said that five posts ago and I’ve told you to fuck off in just about every other reply I’ve had to you.

There’s an actual discussion to be had about the landlord industry and which costs and responsibilities it makes sense to pass onto tenants, or if it should even be an industry in the first place, but not with you, Mr business douche (pictured here):

c.tenor.com/…/hahabusiness-habusiness.gif

pjhenry1216,

i'm sorry, i came over to your profile to block you so i don't have to see your incessant replies on other posts, but your claim someone else is angry is absolutely hysterical after the hissy fit and language you threw after someone didn't dignify one of your comments with a response. Folks in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Again, I'm blocking you, so I won't see your response, but wow. Either you're just trolling or just so fucking not self aware.

crashoverride,

I don’t think so, when the water line broke in my apartment, my renters only covered my stuff. That’s what they have insurance for

June,

I’ve got a friend who’s apartment got burned out due to a fire beneath them. She didn’t have renters insurance which has made the whole debacle an even bigger pain in the ass than it needed to be. If she’d had insurance her insurance company would have handled everything, instead she had to fight with the person who caused the fire’s insurance herself. She’s picked it up since then and is paying about $30/month.

Renters insurance is so damn cheap every renter should have it. And for a few extra dollars add on a personal articles policy so if shot gets stolen it’s covered. I had two $2k bikes stolen from an old apartment and insurance paid out full replacement value on them with no issue and I got a nice upgrade.

zalgotext,

Another thing they’ll do is say “oh no, you don’t need renters insurance, we provide you with renters insurance and build it into the price of rent.” And then you read through the lease to see what exactly their “insurance” covers and it’s basically nothing, so you have to get your own anyways, essentially paying for it twice.

dope,

Or if you flush a bag of concrete down the loo. People do that. People might be justified.

solstice,

It’s hard to evict shitty tenants if they don’t cough up rent. So they are very picky about who they rent to because there’s so many good tenants in line behind the shitty ones. Pretty simple explanation really.

ox0r,
@ox0r@jlai.lu avatar

PFF just use gimp

AngryCommieKender,

Look, I love The G.I.M.P. It allows me to recreate both 3D Studio Max, and Fractal Design: Painter into a single program. I have begged every single graphic artist and photographer in my life to switch. They all say it’s far too hard to set up and use. I wish I could help them fix this, but apparently modding anything other than a game is too complex for them. How the fuck do I manage to explain this to them‽

KoyoDraka,

It’s because they already have a good workflow for productivity. There is no point of switching to another program just for the sake of change. My workflow is just happened to be on Windows and Adobe and that’s it! I don’t care shit about these brands.

I’m tired of everyone on Lemmy keeps bashing Windows and trying to force people in to Linux. Stop trying to make people doing something unrelated to their real life. In normal people eyes, computer is no different than a toaster. Who care about all the feature and technology? If it can make good toast then that’s good enough for them.

In my eyes, Linux community is no different than a cult and church, who is trying to force everyone into joining them. And I’m getting tired of Lemmy also. It’s like 50 percent of the posts are all about Linux and bashing Windows. I was supporting the movement, but now I think it’s meaningless with this type of community. Impossible for normal user to join in. Sorry about my rant. Have a nice day, eveyone.

AngryCommieKender,

I use windows. I just use The GIMP because NO One else makes a graphics program that acts like FDP. Fractal Design Painter acts like traditional medium, so it’s easier for traditional artists to wrap our heads around. I only suggest it to traditional artists that hate the interface of Adobe products

ox0r,
@ox0r@jlai.lu avatar

Idk man, fighting the good fight is hard.

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

i assume she also had to photoshop her w2, which is required to provide. forging government docs can’t be good… as is getting blacklisted from renting apartments. i am curious about how below she is from meeting the requirements (you need to make 40x the rent).

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

You might not be prepared to take the risk, she was, and it worked. Whining about people not following the system in a rigged system is absurd.

snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

I made a fake pay stub to prove I was still working with no gaps in order to get a good job. I have zero remorse.

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

Whining about people

interesting word choice. you seem defensive. but that’s a you problem.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I’m actually pretty aggressive.

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

They’re one and the same in the drama triangle, victim and persecutor.

arefx,

Love this response lmao

arefx,

You know the landlords are cheating the system.

ilmagico,

I never had to provide my W2 to a landlord. Then again, I’m in Cali … is it that different in NYC?

Nintendo,

I’m from CA and moved to the East Coast and can tell you the rental process here is insanely bad regardless of what people from here will tell you. CA has inherently less tenant protections in leases than a lot of places here, that’s a fact. your security deposit is probably less safe there. as a normal renter that has a mostly stable life and keeps a nice living area though, it’s completely useless. in fact, I prefer it.

here, both NY and MA, brokers here are not outlawed and not culturally taboo here. listen to this as a Californian and tell me how this isn’t completely criminal: in NY and MA, you usually need to find a broker. pay them ONE MONTH RENT and all they do is forward you the documents to sign and send emails to the landlord. in California, a lot of these rental practices are just non existent if not illegal. people here will tell you that brokers are great because they can just find a place for you with less work. which is just entitlement. also when you move out, you MUST let brokers show your place. that means they CHANGE YOUR LOCKS and EVERY broker will have a key and free reign to show your apartment whenever theyd like. I’d give all my tenants protections just to not deal with that.

Nintendo,

oh and I got carried away with anger. East Coast is the only place I’ve had landlords require invasive proof of income. I even had a place that required me to provide a schedule of when I’d be working from home since they don’t allow people who spend too much time in the apartment to rent since utilities are covered. full time, in person employment only. in fucking sane.

PersnickityPenguin,

Not only is that corrupt, but that’s fucking criminal.

PersnickityPenguin,

5 years of pay stubs, certification to be able to rent an apartment in the state of New York, annual FBI background check, a clean history showing no travel outside of the United States in the last 10 years, no DUI, certification that you have never owned a television, license to not own a pet, 7 years of tax returns. United States birth certificate not in a red state…

It can be pretty difficult to rent an apartment in New York these days. Not to mention all the fees for above can add up to tens of thousands of dollars per year!

ilmagico,

no travel outside of the United States in the last 10 years

Excuse me? This seems completely out of line, of course people want to travel outside the US, and I guess I’d never ever qualify… I somehow find this hard to believe.

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

Yup. I’ve always had to provide that.

iamnotacat,

W-2 arguably isn’t a gov document unless and until it’s filed with the IRS.

The employee doesn’t do that, and wouldn’t file a W-2.

Is it ideal? Nope, not by a long shot. Is it an effective way for desparate people to do what they need to do? Yep.

q47tx,
@q47tx@lemmy.world avatar

You wanna live alone? Get gimp.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

But if I had a gimp, I wouldn’t be alone. 🤔

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Nonono, you have to get adobe. You want a home, you have to build it yourself! With your bare hands!

nickwitha_k,

Or Abode.

aesthelete,

They wanted to DNA test my dog and keep his biometric data on file as part of the terms of the last lease I was looking at.

I uhh, didn’t fucking sign. The neofeudalist movement is for real.

kromem,

Yeah, they do that these days to identify who lets their dogs poop around the property and don’t pick it up.

aesthelete,

Nobody’s DNA testing dog stool. They can’t be bothered to even do routine move out cleanings in those apartments. The whole thing is a giant farcical pretendy power game played out by managers far away designing a system for the benefit of their rentier owners to simultaneously rob renters of their last scraps of dignity and every remaining dime they have in the form of bullshit fees.

marmo7ade,

Nobody’s DNA testing dog stool.

Yes they are. Pick up your dog shit.

aesthelete,

You caught me, I’m complaining about DNA testing of dogs because it’s actually me sneaking out at night and pooping (not even the dog, but me). I shit out there just for you, bud.

Promethiel,
@Promethiel@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t understand, PooPrints has got your number. They ship dog poop around SIX countries, didn’t you read the site!?

It’s frustrating out there, but keep up the critical thinking fight. The ones you reach usually won’t be ones replying.

kromem,

We are now servicing over 6,000 communities in six countries. We are currently receiving an average of 300+ pieces of poop a day.

Omodi,

That sounds a lot like no one.

aesthelete,

I’m aware that the apartment people aren’t running the DNA database themselves. They have some weirdo company that does it. I’m also aware that that weirdo company (or companies) is capable of putting together a website.

I’m saying I live in the same neighborhood (I bought a place). Nobody is going through that park and picking up the dozens of available dog stool and sending it off to some lab to be tested. They just aren’t. The whole fucking thing is a wet dream had by some awful corporate bureaucrat that only succeeds in making renters lives a little more miserable and pads the pockets of some other random, doggy DNA database building weirdo somewhere else.

PersnickityPenguin,

Well I don’t know what to tell you. We had a guy two months ago who was arrested because his dog was pooping on the premises and he did not clean it up.

This is a half a billion dollar a year industry.

aesthelete,

Arrested? Lol

In my area you can’t even get anyone to care at all.

Maybe if someone’s dog pooped directly in the property manager’s mouth… Otherwise, forget it.

aesthelete, (edited )

I’m going to briefly go on a related rant here that you can feel free to ignore.

rantPeople in America have this perspective that if somehow you devise a theoretical solution to a problem (especially if it’s fancy and requires “tech” and “DNA” and labcoats) that you will magically have solved the problem. This isn’t actually the case, and it’s shown to not be the case over and over and over again in this country and everyone still seems purposely ignorant to that simple concept. Things have unintended effects. Systems can have effectiveness issues. System costs (of all types, not just monetary) on all parties involved in the administration of those systems are often left unconsidered because it’s not part of the problem solver’s business model. Convoluted systems will not be fully understood by the agents who are supposed to implement them. Modern, technical solutions to problems are not magically better or more effective than the alternatives that are very often never even considered, simply because it wouldn’t give you a reason to strap on a lab coat, or start up a new SaSS company.

Ajen,

Why do you think that’s unique to AMERICA?

aesthelete,

I dunno maybe it isn’t entirely but it’s a very pervasive attitude here.

Look at the COVID death numbers in the US versus some places that had the common sense to just use masks.

marmo7ade,

Your experience is an anecdote.

I’m aware that the apartment people aren’t running the DNA database themselves. They have some weirdo company that does it. I’m also aware that that weirdo company (or companies) is capable of putting together a website.

Your conspiracy theory is so stupid it is comical.

aesthelete,

You think they have a lab in the apartment complex and they’re doing the testing themselves? 😆

Rambi,

You’re saying the business that the other commenter provided a link to is a “conspiracy theory”?

s_s,

Or…They threaten to do this and just keep your $600

It’s really the threat that motivates people, and it’s the free $600 non-refundable deposit that motivates the landlords.

Zavasay,

This so they can fine you when you leave your dog’s shit on the ground for other people to step in. I’m here for it. I lived in a place that did not enforce picking up after your animals and it was absolutely disgusting.

30mag,

It’s also so they can charge you more money because your dog has pit bull DNA and which results in higher insurance premiums or similar bullshit.

cheery_coffee,

Nobody is getting dog shit DNA tested, id bet they do for bites though so the building can say they’re not liable.

I lived in a building where the super would go around and get as many complaints as he could from people who let their dogs go in the lobby. He was great, the building got rid of him because he wanted the building owners to actually keep up the amenities promised to residents.

PersnickityPenguin,

www.pooprints.com

Hate to break it to you dude

"We are the DNA dog waste management company offering a solution to pet pollution in 7,000+ communities across the U.S., Canada and the United Kingdom. It isn’t just a problem in your community—it’s everywhere. "

And here I thought it was pretty common to have your children and pets DNA tested by your apartment manager. Hasn’t this always been the case?

cheery_coffee,

Well, I guess I was wrong.

I did not know this was a thing

aesthelete, (edited )

They don’t do that at all anyway, but hey at least the professional landlord class gets to inflict upon you one more indignity for some imagined benefit.

The park adjacent to those buildings has so much dog turd in it you’d think they were purposely producing low quality fertilizer over there.

marmo7ade,

My tenants wouldn’t pick up their dog shit until I asked them to. They thought I was going to clean it up.

Then they threw unbagged dog shit in the garbage can. That was a nice surprise.

Some people are entitled human garbage. They exist at all income levels. Yea, renters have it tough. You still have to pick up your dog shit.

The imagined benefit of picking up your dog shit is that the lawn gets mowed and people don’t step in dog shit. Imagine that.

aesthelete, (edited )

For the record I’m not actually pro “leave your dog shit everywhere” I just question both the imposition of the indignity of subjecting your tenants to pet DNA screening, and the effectiveness of it as a mechanism for preventing that.

I actually am pro throw unbagged dog shit in a bag-containing garbage can though, and don’t really understand why anyone would care about that.

I tend to see more of the leaving it on the ground, not even the throwing it in a can.

Edit: Alright, you guys are right, you need at least 2 layers of bags for dog shit. But then I guess triples might be safer, or even quads. Fuck it, every piece of dog shit must be wrapped in at least twenty layers of plastic before it hits the landfill! We need to preserve the remains of this dog shit forever!! It’ll be our mummies!!! Inject it with formaldehyde!!!

Donebrach,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

Guess your tenants don’t have a working dishwasher and a window that’s been broken since before they moved in that is totally gonna be fixed before they move in?

Llewellyn,

That’s whataboutism.

icedcoffee,

Renting is fucked. Some people probably know about this site but just fyi ratethelandlord.org

anarchy79, (edited )
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

It’s land ownership laws that’re fucked. Here’s the original game of Monopoly before it was stolen by a capitalist- The Landlord Game, a teaching aid for workers to understand why land owners are the problem. It’s a pretty old problem.

philadelphiaencyclopedia.org/…/lg-1903_arden-boar…

icedcoffee,

The absolute necessity squares are too real. Land ownership is evil.

PersnickityPenguin,

Lol @ “goat alley”

mayo,

Lol that place is something else

“Written Review WORST FUCKER AND PROPERTY MANAGER IN NW CALGARY. SHE IS A WHORE AND ASSHOLE LADY WHO FUCKS TANANT’S SOUL”

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nah that’s just your average landlord

runeko,
@runeko@programming.dev avatar

… 4 stars.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I am willing to take her word over the landlord’s.

jubilationtcornpone,

Step 1: File articles of incorporation for an LLC. Step 2: Open bank account for your new business. Step 3: Write checks to yourself from said business. Step 4: Tell future landlord that you’re “self employed.” Step 5: File dissolution of LLC -or- make sure to pay any annual franchise taxes, depending on your state, if you decide to keep it active.

funkless_eck,

oh yeah landlords love to rent to self employed people.

DigitalFrank,

We do, but our verification process include researching the LLC and requiring proof of at least 2 years of business income ( 3 years preferred).

seathru,

That step is unnecessary. You can call your LLC whatever you want. So all the landlord has to know is that you work for “Totally Not A Front LLC”. If they don’t do their due diligence verifying that it’s more than a one person operation, that’s on them.

Mr_Dr_Oink,

No one going to bring up the fact that adobe is an anagram of abode?

They got their abode with adobe! This is no coincidence! I’m inclined to say this goes all the way to the top!

SnipingNinja,

I recently read about an Adobe alternative called abode

nameisnotimportant,
@nameisnotimportant@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m all in to say that the situation to get an appartement is out of control but isn’t that fraud / counterfeit?

tpihkal,

I think rent prices are out of control but it seems reasonable for a landlord to verify that you can afford the rent.

countflacula,

How do you reconcile those two points though? if rent prices are out of control why is it still reasonable for a landlord to verify affordability? to me it seems they’re contributing to the unaffordability (assuming) and then imposing that the tenant then meets this fabricated requirement.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

if rent prices are out of control why is it still reasonable for a landlord to verify affordability?

Because you have to verify that someone is not overextending themselves, to try to land in your place, and then being unable to pay the rent because they did overextend.

JineteDeAbuelas47,

It depends, in Spain there’s a thing called Seguro de Alquiler, (Rental insurance? Not sure the specific name of this service in the US). If the landlord offers a place for rent and has a rental insurance involved, giving them false documents could get you in trouble because of contracts and stuff. But, if the rental is done through a Real State Agency and the realtor (or directly through the lanlord) just asked for it to see but no mention of it in the contract then I think you could get away with it

Blackmist,

You can use the same trick in job applications.

If they didn’t check themselves, they didn’t really care in the first place.

cheery_coffee,

This is how I spent 8 years working as Bill Gates.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

NOC operator, security technician, and sysadmin here. None of them checked until I was qualified as a matter of experience.

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