21Cabbage

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21Cabbage,

I take it that’s a packaging fluke? Because I’ve yet to see anyone that pale and handing an albino person a pearl white bandage because “it matches their skin tone” seems kind of insulting.

21Cabbage,

Having been around chickens I wouldn’t say semi-cannabalistic, they’ll totally eat each other if one of them dies even if there’s plenty of their regular feed lying around.

21Cabbage,

So what do we think? Shitty chair or guy big enough to make the weight limit relevant?

21Cabbage,

Ok the shots joke is fucking funny and I’m definitely using it whenever I get the chance.

21Cabbage,

Sure but why not be weird if it makes you happy?

21Cabbage,

Implying Facebook of all things is an improvement.

21Cabbage,

Yeah I love reading a long series of rants about how it’s bullshit that the person in question got a temp ban for threatening to commit acts of terrorism.

21Cabbage,

Ok but have you actually had a bird walk into your place of work? Chaos seems like an understatement for what happens after that.

21Cabbage,

Had a bat at a T-shirt stand I used to work at once, ended up being a joint effort between myself, the only staff member willing to deal with the problem, and a collection of volunteers amongst the tourists that finally got the little bastard contained in a cardboard box which I was instructed to leave out back by the trees.

21Cabbage,

This was close to closing but still daylight. We just got him in the box with brooms. Honestly I was used to dealing with a crisis by that point in that town. I tell people I’ve only ever had one job and that’s whatever ends up needing done that day. I’ve worked on a demolition crew and I’ve been a cashier in a jewelry/luxury housewares store, not on the same day of course.

21Cabbage,

…snap-on?

21Cabbage,

I think it might be because I fix cars more than houses, and I’m in my 20s.

21Cabbage,

Was looking for a picture but I had a bolt for the valve cover on a pickup stretch to about an extra quarter inch while I was trying to get it to torque. One of those times where trusting my gut that things didn’t quite feel right saved my ass.

21Cabbage,

I discovered with much annoyance that torque spec can break old bolts, and old is a relative statement, the truck was from the 90s.

21Cabbage,

You know what? I’m gonna go masturbate just because you posted that.

21Cabbage,

Yeah, my first guess is the person who made the dish didn’t make the meme and they aren’t really meant to be tacos.

21Cabbage,

I don’t think the person who made the dish and wrote the caption are the same person, I’m going to guess this is a different dish entirely, albeit with a viscerally disturbing presentation.

21Cabbage,

That would be absolutely hilarious to tell people that they should put pineapples upside down in their shopping cart so they don’t roll around.

21Cabbage, (edited )

Supposedly, I heard it off-hand somewhere, don’t even remember where to be honest.

21Cabbage,

My school had a level of security on their printers…and also a shitload of hackers. Like, the IT department was reporting vulnerabilities discovered by the students to Apple amount of hackers.

21Cabbage,

Not the one unfortunately but wouldn’t surprise me if multiple groups of high schoolers over the years and across the country have been blowing holes in MacOS’s security.

21Cabbage,

Fine to do for getting off the thing if it stopped while you’re on it but no, they don’t just become stairs when they’re stopped. Go look up escalator brake failures if you want to see some horrifying videos of how that can go wrong.

21Cabbage,

Saw it a few years back and don’t care to look for it since that shit scares the shit out of me (used to be a ski lift operator, rollbacks become a phobia in that line of work) but it was a large amount of people marching up the thing like it was a set of stairs when it just gave out.

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