AbsoluteChicagoDog

@AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee

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AbsoluteChicagoDog,

So…every movie from the 80s?

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

You never forget the first time you sit on your balls

Good luck web devs (lemmy.world)

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AbsoluteChicagoDog,

It’s not about why. It’s about the freedom to do.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Wait until you learn that we’ve been genetically modifying our food via selective breeding for as long as we’ve had agriculture.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

It’s clearly a joke. But it’s not that much more ridiculous than what many Christians actually believe. That’s the joke.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Could easily rationalize it. Suckers are going to find a religion to con then no matter what. You could provide a less harmful option.

I’m not saying you should, but you could find a way to justify it. It’s pretty easy money.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

So what if they turn on you? Once you’re rich just admit it’s a scam and walk away. The believers will continue on.

Jehovah’s Witnesses predicted the end of the world in 1914. When that didn’t happen they lost members but came back quickly enough. Then they predicted it for 1975. Same thing happened, and now they have more members than ever.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

This is a huge money saver. I’ve had to replace so many microwaves after melting a flashlight in them. They can only get so hot.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Obviously people are upset because public space is being taken away for this.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

No NIMBYs only care about property values. That’s not what this is.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Or, and this might be difficult to follow, make one of the adjacent buildings into homes and keep the park too?

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Correct sometimes doing what’s best is a little more complicated. I’m glad you figured that out.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

I’m straight bussin

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Genuinely sure it couldn’t be easier

Instructions so long it takes up two comments

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

As a board game hobbyist, that happens all the time. Our community generally makes an effort to direct them to games with a lower weight and easier rules and encourages them to keep playing to grow the hobby.

That’s not at all what happens with Linux.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

BGG is all you need

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Making beeping noises when she backs up

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Mustard obviously. It’s objectively the least disgusting and has the most use cases.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Why do people feel the need to brag about how they don’t use social media?

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

I never said I don’t return carts…

AbsoluteChicagoDog, (edited )

Reading must be difficult for you. Yes I am saying I provide free labor for no reason.

Humans are stupid animals and we do a lot of things for no reason.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

It’s probably some sort of social instinct

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

“Embarrassed”

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

If only. Most people who need bankruptcy can’t afford the lawyer required to do it.

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