AgentGrimstone

@AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world

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AgentGrimstone,

Ooooooh the next batch should have mustaches on them for even more personailty!

AgentGrimstone,

All the 90s Disney animated films.

And Robocop.

AgentGrimstone,

Make a youtube compilation channel and profit off of other people’s content.

AgentGrimstone,

I’ve told my family more than once to arrange my funeral the cheapest way possible. If they had the option to dump me in the ocean, they have my blessing. Don’t spend money on me, I’m DEAD.

AgentGrimstone,

Not that hard. The pliers did most of the work.

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

AgentGrimstone, (edited )

Batman Begins and Dark Knight Rises were boring. Batman & Robin was better than those two.

AgentGrimstone,

A few months ago, my brother and I were playing online but we communicated through chat instead of talking because he didn’t have a headset. I’m hoping he still doesn’t have a headset because that’s what I got him.

AgentGrimstone,

When you’re in your seat, it really does give a false sense of blending in with the crowd.

AgentGrimstone,

Sometimes I get an itch that feels like it’s under the skin and I can’t scratch it 😭

AgentGrimstone,

🤮 Yeah that oughta do it

AgentGrimstone,

Lookin at you, smokers who throw their butts out the car window. Put those in your pocket!

AgentGrimstone,

You already fucked up in step 2

AgentGrimstone,

Folded blanket

AgentGrimstone,

I feel this. Just because I’m good at what I do doesn’t mean I’m leadership material. I’m too nice.

AgentGrimstone,

Plants. I have one pothos plant that I manage to keep alive and I’m amazed how this one plant warms up the living room.

AgentGrimstone,

Who’s the guy on the left that looks like Asian Elon?

AgentGrimstone,

You got it. According to Google images, I’m not the first to make the resemblance.

AgentGrimstone,

No more than around 10, I actively try to keep the number of tabs I have in check. Sometimes I quit the browser and reopen tabs again as a way clear my head.

AgentGrimstone,

Whoaaaaaaa

AgentGrimstone,

At Beeeee-kay. Have it your way.

AgentGrimstone,

My map would look really sad

AgentGrimstone, (edited )

I don’t think I’ve ever even seen it written that way

AgentGrimstone,

I thought that was a really weird thing to say. I wonder if Folgers also thought the two were romantic so they half ass fixed with “Just make her say ‘sister’ to establish they’re siblings and call it a day.”

AgentGrimstone,

To a Redditor: Basically Reddit

To a social media user: Like other platforms except there’s no following and no one looks at who’s posting the content

AgentGrimstone,

I remember seeing a video of a dude exploring a cave and he was crawling through some narrow ass space tighter than under my bed. Why would one want to do this??? What if it was a dead end? How tf are you gonna turn around? Crawl backwards? I just can’t with any of this

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