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Akasazh, to comicstrips in Bad dog!
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Akasazh, to comicstrips in Science Facts for the Immature: The Ass
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Serious question ignoring the obvious joke:

I know donkeys and mules were used for transport, but with the advent of motorized transport that role is no longer needed.

What work there left for a donkey on a modern farm?

Akasazh, to asklemmy in What songs do you like that are in a language which you don't speak?
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Du hast mich gefragt

Akasazh, to asklemmy in What songs do you like that are in a language which you don't speak?
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I combine that with some Vogon poetry

Akasazh, to lemmyshitpost in Its a doggy dog world out there
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When I used to smoke I made the new years resolution ever year ‘to stop more often next year’

I go on holiday more nowadays, feels like a better use of the money

Akasazh, to asklemmy in Why do christian apologists say the name of the person they're talking to so often?
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Neuro linguistic programming.

Akasazh, to privacy in How to get a private car
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I bought a 2015 Dacia. It’s just smart enough that it let’s you connect a device through Bluetooth, however it’s not smart in any other way. It’s barely got kilometers (sub 1k) and will last me a while.

Akasazh, to memes in Always on that grind
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David Cameron?

Akasazh, to asklemmy in Honestly - How much will you sacrifice for a better world?
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I don’t have kids. Both a personal sacrifice and a way to massively minimize my carbon footprint.

And I don’t even get to claim that I want a better climate for my offspring.

I do get to shamelessly do everything I want to do in my lifetime, though. Can recommend.

Akasazh, to memes in Ancient Rome and modern Lemmy
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Postitury te salutant!

Akasazh, to memes in Ancient Rome and modern Lemmy
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Why not paralel?

Akasazh, to lemmyshitpost in I prefer it lightly braised...
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The other white meat!

Akasazh, to asklemmy in What is your best story when you were in a foreign country?
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I was thirteen, visiting Ireland with my parents. We were staying in a hostel somewhere in the area of the cliffs of Moher.

My parents went out for a drink in the pub and met another Dutch couple. They were staying at the same hostel. At breakfast they joined our table and my parents introduced me.

Now I do have a very uncommon first name (the only way I’m part of the 1%). This guy says 'i once met a bit by that name before, it was in Croatia, some ten years ago.

Turns out that was me. The guy had helped dive up one of my swimming shoes that had sank to the bottom of the bay, an act of heroism for the very young me.

So we met this bloke twice, in two very different parts of Europe. The bizarre thing though: if I had a slightly more common name we might never even have known.

Akasazh, to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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And a flag that spells ‘Bang!’

Akasazh, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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Bravo

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