Alteon

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Alteon,

US citizens. I hope your taking notes. This is how you protest. We may need these sorts of strategies in a year.

Alteon, (edited )

Looks good, but your layering and sauce could use some work. Not trying to be critical, I just know that I personally like knowing how I can improve upon things for next time. I’ve made this all the time for family events, and have made the same mistakes.

The sauce needs to be cooked down so it’s thick and rich. You don’t want a watery sauce, because you wind up with soupy lasagna that just falls apart when cut (which is what you see in the first picture). You’ll find that your lasagna hold a great shape when you do this.

As for the layering, if you have a thicker sauce use a thicker noodle, otherwise you can keep them pretty thin (0.8-1.0mm). Parboil after making the noodles so that way you don’t have to worry about water content in sauce. Lastly, don’t leave pasta exposed to oven, you’ll end up with gross crunchy, sometimes inedible noodles. I’ll typically add a thin top layer of sauce and coat it with thinly shredded cheese.

Other than that, it looks really good. The bechamel is a great addition to it. If you really want to take it to the next level, try braised short rib for your next lasagna, I typically cook it the night before in whatever sauce I intend to use for the lasagna, and then leave it in fridge for 24 hours to let the flavor develop more. Makes for an extremely rich, thick tomato sauce and the beef shreds up nicely for a good thin layer. Alvin Zhou does a recipe very similar: m.youtube.com/watch?v=-aCJtxibSpA

Alteon,

Dude…as in they peed the bed, themselves, the floor, or have thrown up, or somehow made a giant time-sensitive mess that they feel they can’t clean up themselves. Grow up.

Alteon,

Yes. They do.

Alteon,

Or the ability to forgo sleep indefinitely. I’ve got too much shit I want to do and too little time.

Alteon,

Until everyone is also driving the 6,000 lb death machine. Now you need to get the 9,000 lb death machine to compensate and thus the cycle restarts until everyone commutes to work in literal tanks because “it’s safer”.

Alteon,

I mean I get both sides here. We live in a free market economy, where the scarcity of something affects the cost of it. People want land close to the city and there’s an extremely limited amount of it. If there are n*100 people and only n parcels of land in a small area, how do you provide it to people? Do you sell it? Is it a lottery system? Is the land sold at a base value that never changes? Like, how do you envision this going?

Right now, people have to freedom to buy as much land as they want and set the pricing for that land. What we need is a property owner tax that scales up depending on the amount of property that you own. Though this will just make more land available. No one in their right mind will sell it for less than it’s worth though.

Alteon,

A righty tighty will always be a lefty loosey. What you got there is a “torquey teary”. Ease up on installation there Magilla.

Alteon,

You just need to rebrand it. It’s not a skirt. It’s a kilt.

It’s not a dress, it’s a long tunic.

It’s not jeggings, it’s…uh…stretchy jeans.

Alteon,

Street(o) Burrito a la DaVito

Alteon,

How are they so damn good? Ive got an old '02 Tacoma with 350k miles on it and the original transmission that I still drive around because the damn thing just keeps going.

Alteon,

So let me get this straight, the developers make a game, and then immediately mgmt lays everyone off so that they can reap the rewards? The developers should be getting their piece of the pie as they are the ones that made this happen.

It’s time to unionize, or you’re going to be permanently railroaded. We’re letting the corporate world do this to us. IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OCCUPATION!

We get paid penny’s on the dollar compared to upper management. Do you think they work harder than you? It’s time to tip the scales in the direction of the worker. We need a General Strike, or we will NEVER be comfortable again. It will only get worse.

Alteon,

Hmm…fine…I’ll put my pitchfork down.

Still though. Most of my point still stands. Something is going to give. The next 10 years are going to be interesting.

Alteon,

I think this is the most terrifying thing he’s ever made… Damn.

Alteon,

Cook with the white part, finish with the green. Quantity is subjective, put as much as looks appealing. I put probably 2-3 tbsp.

More, thinner cuts = stronger taste. If you just want that bright pop of green in a dish, use longer cuts like 1+" long. Check out how they do it with stirfries.

Also. NEVER EVER EVER, throw away the bulb at the end. Put it in dirt, and you’ll grow massive bunches of green onion. After like 10-20 bulbs, I just get year round massive stalks of green onion - it’s fantastic and comes back every year.

Alteon, (edited )

To one up this one-up, use chili oil instead.

You can also add chili flakes, green onions, and thinly sliced meats such as bacon, spam, or chicken. You can also cheaply garnish with nori and sesame seeds. Or just top that shit with a slice of American Cheese. That’s fine too.

Alteon,

Get a banana hanger. It provides better airflow and keeps the ethylene gas that bananas emit from stagnating around them. This gas is what ripens the fruit so fast. In fact, you can put other fruits around bananas and they’ll ripen faster as well.

The other benefit is that it helps prevent bruising on the bottom of the bananas and makes them last longer as well.

You can have bananas last for up to 2 weeks with this method.

Alteon,

Better put on your tin foil hat and microwave your phones!

That prevents them from tracking you, mind controllering you, and activating the 5G nodules in your COVID Vaccine that Trump the deep state created to wipe out the liberal sheeples. Don’t ask why liberals seem to have a higher survival rate than conservatives, just keep listening to me…the COVID Vaccine is going to kill you. It’s going to mutate little COVID penises and turn you gay from the inside out. Concentration camps, FEMA Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis 8=============>~~~~~

Alteon,

Time…that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god’s ego. Apologizing for my “transgressions” because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore…because that makes a lot of sense. It’s just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.

Alteon,

Where the 🦆 am I? Did I fucking end up on Reddit somehow?

Alteon,

I mean fennel is liquorice flavored and it’s what makes Italian sausage shine. I’d be down to try it.

Alteon,

That sounds like some weird “alpha male” shit.

Alteon,

That’s why you kept a pen and paper around. Passwords were pretty legit.

Alteon,

You should post this in the mechanical engineering community. This is amazingly well done. We love this sort of stuff.

Alteon,

Sounds like socialism…you know, the thing that all these oppressed communities are frothing at the mouth to prevent.

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